Justin Bieber 800% Slower, Do you hear it?

One of my co-workers forwarded me this website which features a Justin Bieber, which i cannot stand him in the first place but all things aside, song which is slowed down 800%. I got about 6 minutes into the song and couldn't go any further. Does anyone else hear what I hear?

soundcloud.com...

I don't want to post my thoughts on this until there has been some input from others.

**Edit**

I guess asking do you hear what I hear with out posting what I hear is somewhat unfair to others. But please just post what you hear to see if it matches up to what I am hearing.

[edit on 18-8-2010 by Vodo34861]

I don't want to post my thoughts on this until there has been some input from others.

Not everyone has the time to listen to the song so can you at least post why you have made the thread?

That's not too much to ask is it?

reply to post by Vodo34861


Hi, OP

I understand why you don't want to post your thoughts

It's because you don't want to influence others beforehand

You're to be commended for that

Is it like it's a Vangelis track?

Photon Wave Orchestra?

Grey Porn?

The Our Father backwards?

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman?

A humpback whale counting out Fibonacci numbers in French?

The nullifying noise that will appease ATS' current angry streak?

A troll being cooked in flames whilst being bashed by a ban hammer?

Water swirling around a crystal beaker whilst passing over the equator?

Niburi farting?

The web bot predictions when you slow it down to 80000000%?

A snail sneezing?

Right, that's about all I get from it just now.

I might listen to it later.

Which ones am I right on?

-m0r

reply to post by Dock9


But is it too much to ask that the opening poster at the very least explains to everyone reading his thread what it's supposed to be about?

Surely not?

That is without a doubt the best that the little Beiber-beast has ever sounded to me.

I didn't catch anything which would leave me unable to listen further, though. And I made it about halfway through the 35 minutes of "song".





[edit on 8/18/10 by Hefficide]

I can't think of anything better than a Justin Bieber song that takes 8 times longer to listen to.

Peace

Don't know what I'm supposed to be hearing but it's chilling me out.

reply to post by Vodo34861




O...M...G...

I'm no audiophile, but i did get a Solfeggio-scale "feeling" from it. Anyone else?

reply to post by Vodo34861


I understand the reasoning behind you not wanting to influence potential posters ... but the thought of listening to several minutes of that ... that ... awful Beiber boy is just to much to expect from the members of ATS ... for that reason I cannont do it ... but I will check back later to see what those with a stronger stomache that I have come up with.

Please understand ... if it was anyone else !

Woody

reply to post by woodwytch


I don't know what exactly I'm supposed to be hearing but it reminds me of some sort of binaural beat. You know, when they play one frequency in one ear and another in the other so that your mind hears it as the difference of the two.

*shrug*

Perhaps someone can clarify what I'm supposed to be hearing. No way I'm listening to 35mins of Bieber-BS

reply to post by Vodo34861

Wow, I’m not fond of his music. But this is beautiful. At first I thought angels singing.
It makes the hair on the back of neck stand up.
I would love to know what you hear U2U me your thoughts please. Maybe I’m missing something. I have goose bumps now lol

Tell me what I'm supposed to hear, because all I'm hearing is a terrible song in slowmo.

hear what you hear, hmmm probably not. if you really want to hear it I've got some tape samples of exorcism that are truly frightening. no, what you are likely experiencing is the fact that stuff sounds all creepy when you slow it down, theres even a genre of music dedicated to this practice. in fact in terms of ambient music this is an unrepentantly lazy and unremarkable piece.

reply to post by Rising Against


I simply asked for people to listen to the song, as much or as little as they want and see if anyone hears anything. As Dock9 stated i don't want to influence anyone or their opinion when listening.

As there have been a few posts to get my thoughts from the top, unless people read the first page before listening lol. I hear a lot of binaural noises, which seemed to just bounce around in my head. I have a rather lengthy assortment of binaural beats that have been very helpful for me (Energy, sleeping, meditation and such)

His voice at this speed is very trance like and almost to the point of calming.

I am not sure if the reason i don't like him is because at normal speed i hear these things subconsciously and they are just easier to pick up when it is slower.

Also i would like to point out that I was listening to this with headphones and not over speakers. But it seems very interesting that someone who has gained such fame and i guess a following from teenage girls would have these things in his music. Almost to put you into a trance while listening and trick your mind into supporting him and his music.

It would be interesting to see this same thing done with other fast rising artists vs ones that just don't make it.

if you are listening to justin bieber at any speed
then you may want to re evaluate your life..
but let me guess- he's praising satan or contributing
to the sexualization of preteen girls..
or making young boys gay..
well, if he's a disney product then all of the above.
brittany, lindsey.. ha the mickey mousketeers eh?
more brainwashed to wash up.
that should be a ride at disney world..
the fame roller coaster..it takes you to rehab island..
justin bieber..the modern day keith partridge.
i like my scandal jerry lee lewis style-
run oft with his 13 year old cousin..
or chuck berry, ted nugent, and countless other
bad influences on young girls.

Opie and Anthony played this to end their show this morning. Trust me, I hate Justin Beiber as much as everyone else here, but this is actually really cool. The beginning kind of reminds me of Sigur Ros. It's definitely worth a listen...

[edit on 18-8-2010 by Nikolam]

I just learned, that you can be very far removed from what is "cool" even if you spend a significant amount of time on the internet. lol

i had no idea who 'justin bieber' was,
but after asking google....


my god.. what a joke!

I know there was some pretty bad stuff (music/"artist") wise when I was young..
but this just might take the cake...
How awful!

good god man.. this is what kids are growing up with today!?

Not sure If I could handle listening to all of whatever is being shared...


Awful!

It's the kind of crap you see.. and think to yourself
"Omg, this is soooo bad" and "how could anyone like this"?

yet, at the same time, you can't stop looking/watching because it is so unbelievably BAD~ and even if there is no one else around,
you feel embarrassed of yourself for even looking at it.

it's like looking at gross dead stuff..
you want to look away, and want nothing to do with it.. but you can't help but peek. haha

jeeeez..... poor kids...

[edit on 18-8-2010 by Ahmose]

reply to post by Vodo34861

I simply asked for people to listen to the song, as much or as little as they want and see if anyone hears anything. As Dock9 stated i don't want to influence anyone or their opinion when listening.

That's fair enough, when I posted though, I was just curious as to why you thought you had to start the thread in the first place, that's all. I mean not everyone has a chance to and can listen to it and at the time you hadn't explained why you had posted it or anything.

I was just a bit confused I guess but at least you've explained it now and it's definitely an interesting and calming piece of music..... Even if it did come from Bieber.