Funniest song you've ever heard

What about Group X?

THE NEW SENSATION FROM THE MID EAST!!!

GROUP X!!!!

you gotta dl and listen to this one-

Akinyele- "Put it in Your Mouth"

pretty much all her songs are real nasty, but that makes most of em funny too

a song by a band called "the disturbingly lonesome cowboys" called "blood on my knife" (aka the prison song).

its just wrong in so many ways but funny as hell.


I don't know why you're in here, and I don't really care.
I just know you're in here and you've got pretty hair.
Me and the boys were watchin as they walked you to your cell,
and now we're gonna fu** you and kill you if you tell.
'cause its you're blood on my knife, or your sh*t on my di*k,
the choice here is yours, you sexy convict.
make up your mind and make it up quick, gonna get your blood on my knife or your sh*t on my di*k.

so very very wrong :shk:

The often performed, but never recorded...

HIPPY DRINKING SONG...
(aka SO DO MY SISTERS)
Sung in unwelcome erotic protest outside sorority pledge parties all across this nations great campusus...

I wanna rush a frat,
and do all of that.
I wanna walk around,
with a paddle to my XXX.

I wanna drive a jeep,
I wanna drank some beer.
I wanna cut mah hair,
I wanna pierce mah ear.

[CHORUS]
I wanna XXXX you,
And your sisters too.
I wanna XXXX you,
That's what I'm gunna do.
I wanna XXXX YOU, XXXX YOU, XXXX YOU,
and your big hair too.

I wanna,
XXXX YOU.
Oh a ho, your making me blue.

I wanna lick those letters right offa your sweats,
I wanna XXX all over those jiggly XXXXXXX.
I wanna buy you some wine coolers,
Wanna make you late for class.
I wanna go to your mixers,
Wanna XXXX YOU IN THE XXX.

[CHORUS REPEAT]...

Then it starts to get bad.

I'll happily delete if multiple X's offend any Vin Diesel fans.

It could be Beans by Nirvana, although any Busted song would come close........on the basis they ae hilariously #e

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar

and for the under-fives, Detachable Penis.

Hey ! I've always thought Detachable Penis was hysterical

Also:

Pets - Porno for Pyros
Put the Bone In - Terry Jacks
Telephone Man - Meri Wilson
Valley Girl - Moon Unit Zappa
Ship Arriving too late to save a drowning witch - Frank Zappa
Broken Hearts are for A$$holes - Frank Zappa
Bobby Brown - Frank Zappa
Living Next Door To Alice (Who the F is Alice ???) - Smokie
My Ding-a-Ling - Chuck Berry
Kitty - Presidents of the USA
Vaseline - Flaming Lips

Hehehehehee..I love tongue-in-cheek songs. The same songs I giggled about as a teeny-bopper/little girl, I still giggle when I hear today

[Edited on 20-6-2004 by KayEm]

The french version of "monoply of sorrows" (le monopole des sanglots) by Suicidal tendencies.

perso.wanadoo.fr...

Try this :
(Fudgie and Fufu, YB) :

www.fudgieandfufu.com...(1993).mp3


www.fudgieandfufu.com...

&Watch(and lissen)2this :

www.ebaumsworld.com...

"RELAX" song from the movie ZOOLANDER, starring Ben Stiller and Ben Affleck. Now that movie was the funniest movie I have seen to date.

anton1234567890.xaker.ru...

this is funest song ever!

One that I just remembered, it's called "Welcome to India"
It's a parody of the song "Welcome to Atlanta" from Ludacris, made by to guy from India.

Check it out, it's really hilarious, it can be found on Kazaa.

Falco - Rock Me Amadeus

hahaha, this song is by far the funniest evah

I would say 'Shell shock' by Manowar. A hilarious(not suppose to be) depiction of "A team of special forces, livin is Saigon Yeh!" lol. Absoloutely cracked me up like no other ultimate cheese on toast metal cheese.

"You're the Reason All Our Kids are Ugly"

I dont want to be and am not racist but the Funniest song I ever heard was Johnny horton: I hate 'n-word's

[Edited on 11-7-2004 by Thug69]

Might I suggest "Sheep Marketing Ploy (The Ballad of Fenton)" by Tom Smith? This is a hilarious song about a sheep who wrests the underworld away from Lucifer and ends up trying to get backed by Steven Spielberg...

Just about anything by Tom Smith is great. Also Michael Longcor (with such songs as "Truck Driving Vampire" and "Rhinotillexomania (I just have to pick my nose".


[Edited on 30-7-2004 by Cercey]

the toast song and the man song from the bob and tom show. downlaod those NOW!

insane clown posse : wizard of the ghetto

and

no remorse - Zigger! Zigger! Shoot Those F-u-c-k-i-n-g N-i-g-g-e-r-s.

and

screwdriver - pulling on the boots
(its in the film Romper stomper):w:


yes im sick

[Edited on 15-8-2004 by TrentReznor]

Its not really a song...but it would have to be Sid and Alex by Adam Sandler. Funny as hell!!