Funniest song you've ever heard

Yes following in the tradition of the other 2 threads

Any of Anal Cvnt's song are funny are a few

1.Limp Biscuit think theyre Black But they're Gay
2.Even Though yoour Country Opresses Women,You're still a f****** TowelHead
3.Tim Is Gay
4.Just the two of Us.

funniest song..hmmmmm....that would have to be Neden game by Insane Clown Posse, i laughed all the day way through its taking the piss out of dating shows, i recommend listening to it

I always used to like the bonzo dog band when I was younger more silly than funny if I remember correctly
Half man half biscuit are pretty funny, my favorite is "Time Flies By (When You're A Driver Of A Train)"
I think that the funniest song I've heard is "hey santa" by UK SUBS

here's a link to the lyrics, best avoided if you don't like strong language

www.lyricstime.com...

X-Files fans should know this one.

David Duchovny
Lyrics and Music - Sharp, Austin

It's Sunday night; I am curled up in my room
The T.V. light fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man
And I can't...

Wait any more for him to discover me
I got it bad for David Duchovny
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?


My friends all tell me,
"Girl, you know it's just a show,"
But deep within his eyes
I see me wrapped up like a bow
Watching the sky for a sign
The FBI is on my mind
I'm waiting for the day
When my lucky stars align
In the form of...

David Duchovny floating above me
In the alien light of the spaceship of love, I need
David Duchovny hovering above me
American Heathcliff, brooding and comely
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?


So smooth and so smart
He's abducted my heart
And I'm falling apart
From the looks I receive
From those eyes I can't leave
And you may say I'm naive
But he told me to believe...


Ooooooooo....

My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Want to put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights
Sitting like a mindless clone
Wishing he would tap my phone
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone
And I would say...

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?
David Duchovny I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
David Duchovny I know you could love me
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly - I'm gonna kill Scully!
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?

Yeah...

I'll be waiting...
In Nevada...

Bicycle Face (aka bikeface) is now out of print I do believe, but they ROCKED for two guys and a drummer with only one drum.

All funny...

"Political Song"
Political song...this here's my political song.
And I'm begging you to sing along.
First, we're gonna save the world.
THEN, we're gonna SELL THOSE T-SHIRTS...

"I'm the Devil"
I'm the devil...
And you're NOT!
You're cold boogers...
And I'm HOT SNOT!!!

"The Drinking Song"
A-well-a I like to drank.
But only to get sick.
The only reason I spend the night,
Is to wake up and start a fight....
...And I really, love to, live to, love to HATE YOU.

90's Southern Indy Rock!

[Edited on 18-6-2004 by RANT]

Anything by Ray Stevens. The Streak, Ahab the Arab, etc. Oldies but goodies.

The Asshole Song by Jimmy Buffet.

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

Jimmy Buffet has good tunes, some are damn funny as well. Why don't we get Drunk, Fruitcakes, Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost.

This would have to be the funniest song I have ever heard... The video killed me, when he rubbed his bum against old people... My breath was cut short, followed by an insane laughter

The Bum Bum Song by Tom Green

My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at Me
My bum is on the rail
My bum is on a man
Bum is on a man
It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man
My bum is on a step
Bum is on a step
Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!
(Insane Laughter)
And thats not very fun
If you fall down and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone

My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
My bum is on the Swedish
Swedish, Swedish, Swedish
My bum is on the gum
My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
My bum is on the ship
The battleship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
I'd shoot POO all over the place
POO POO!!

Cause that isn't very fun
When they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
it's fun for everyone
My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the phone
My bum is all alone......

The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My bum...is all alone....
(Loo in the background)

1,2,3,4
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
Get the poo off my bum!
I need the POO off my BUM!!
I've go to get the poopoo off my bum
I want to hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)
No, let me hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)
NO NO NO, no, not the loon!
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!
(Cannon Explodes)

Yea! The cannon!
Now get the poo off my bum coo coo
I want the poo-poo off my bum bum...
(Whining)Can I hear the loon again, too.

[Edited on 18-6-2004 by websurfer]

Maybe not the funniest, but I thought:

The Vandals - F'd girl

was #ing hilarious when I first heard it. "My girlfriend's dead" is also very funny.

Infinite

Yeah, that song from ICP made me laugh my ass off. Lots of theirs songs are pretty hilarious in my opinion.

Originally posted by pantha
I always used to like the bonzo dog band when I was younger more silly than funny if I remember correctly
Half man half biscuit are pretty funny, my favorite is "Time Flies By (When You're A Driver Of A Train)"
I think that the funniest song I've heard is "hey santa" by UK SUBS

here's a link to the lyrics, best avoided if you don't like strong language

www.lyricstime.com...

I thought this was by Rodney Rude

There can't be a funniest song of all time, surely, but I recommend the following works of King Missile:

Jesus Was Way Cool
Martin Scorcese
Love Is
Failure
Gay/Not Gay

and for the under-fives, Detachable Penis.


Next: A lesson in the fine art of TISM.

The first thing that popped into my head was this The Vandals, Christmas time for my penis:

I see you've been feeling down
When I needed you, you've been around
So this year I've a Christmas surprise
That will make your spirits rise...

I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me
And when things seemed unclear - you did the thinking for me.

I owe you so much that its hard,
To repay you for all the good times
And I won't forget you this year...
It's Christmas time for my penis.

I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand
When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man

I owe you so much that its hard,
To repay you for all the good times
And I'm going to give you the joy
That you've earned this year pal...
It's Christmas time for my penis.

I owe you so much that its hard,
To repay you for all the good times
It's Christmas time for my penis.

I know you've been feeling down,
All pent up its so hard to breathe
Don't fret this Christmas -
You'll get the attention you need

I love you so much that it's hard,
To repay you for all the good times
We'll get whores and pornography -
Your special holiday, pal...
It's Christmas time for my penis.

Pretty much every song on their xmas album "Oi! To the World" is hilarious

Also by the Vandals: Fourteen, Soup of the day and their remake of Teenage idol.

Originally posted by drunk

Originally posted by pantha
I think that the funniest song I've heard is "hey santa" by UK SUBS

I thought this was by Rodney Rude

To be honest, I didn't know who sung it, I just knew the song and looked it up and the site with the lyrics had UK SUBS as the band.
The version that I've heard is an Australian bloke singing it, so maybe there are a couple of versions???
It's pretty funny though isn't it.

Some of the songs by Madness and the bloodhound gang where funny lol

Rynaldo

Pantha yeah the Australian guy who sung it is either Rodney Rude or Kevin"Bloody"Wilson.

Here are the lyrics to "F'd up girl - The Vandals", but it's really more funny if you listen to it, because even the music is funny.

I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced
but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge
from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world
Who is legally insane

I'm not afraid and I'll rise to the occasion
and I'll remind you when it's time for medication
for a mixed up little girl alone in this big world
Who is legally insane

You need someone who's there whether you're lucid or delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if you're confused at all

I understand all the problems you've got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
#ed up girl

I'll be with you until we find a good solution
and keep you out of any mental institutions
'Cause you're legally insane
It takes some patience and a lot of sacrifice
helping a lunatic get through her life
I'll protect you from yourself 'cause you've got nobody else
And you're legally insane

You need someone who's there when you're losing all your faculties
You need someone who understands all your abnormalities
I understand all the problems you got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
#ed up girl

You need someone who's there whether you're lucid of delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if you're confused at all

I understand all the problems you've got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
#ed up girl

No one has mentioned South Park songs.

Kyle's mom is a b**ch
Blame Canada
It's hard to be a Jew at Christmas

Priceless!

Dave chappele immitating r.Kelly piss on you and the remix.

William Shatners Tambourine Man. hahahaha