I will be in control of all of you in 2 years

reply to post by dreamwalker74


Only one question left to be asked in this thread. When will the nuptials between you and Not Of This World be announced, and will you be serving Steak? I like mine with butter sauteed mushrooms; medium rare.

You do realize you have left yourself open to an attack by the Vegan Army? Meat eating Devils can not be tolerated. You may want to install a good security system and hide your cats.

reply to post by plube


WHEN DO I START? WHEN DO I START?

reply to post by Blaine91555


mmmm. MEAT! fortunately vegan extremists are usually not near as well armed as , well.. me.

reply to post by dreamwalker74


I think we need an initiation to begin with....lets see......do we have a sacrificial lamb any wheres....oh oh.....veagans be damn

we better use a vegetable....

hmmm....thining....

noooooooo



i got it....we will grow a tree and let some tart eat of the apple


By god i think we are onto something big here

Dreamwalkers new name henceforth...is johnny apple seed

[edit on 21-7-2010 by plube]

reply to post by dreamwalker74


Its not a book as I can't read, its a way of life...........I don't think you can handle it, so I wont school you in how to get even in the afterlife...

reply to post by plube


Do I get to pick the tart? Oh, come on I have to atlest be able to pick the tart.

reply to post by strangleholder1


Assuming from your expertise, you are already dead, and therefore spirit writing on the internet. Dang, that IS impressive. Tell me is Elvis really there or not?

reply to post by strangleholder1


For that matter you even have a creepy avatar. Good touch. Can't let down the spirit world.

reply to post by dreamwalker74


"In order to git some control....you gonna have to kill some crackers....
and kill some of they babies...."

New Black Panthers

reply to post by Noromyxo


Ok, That is funny as h#$%, Although from the other responders on this site, you are likely to be attacked over and over, because they think you're serious. My advise, stick with your original reply, see how many you can piss off, and watch the aftermath.

reply to post by dreamwalker74


The scary fact is thats just about all it will take for the Anti-Christ to control most at ATS. He will come out and claim UFOs are real and we are at war with them and have been aided by others. Bet they cant wait for Obama to do that, stand beside a Watcher and proclaim he is not human but god lol.

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Speaking of which, where exactly do I apply for this "watcher" position?

reply to post by dreamwalker74


I would have assumed it would have been obvious....i was thinking appletart

by hey i am GOD and i have given power to me desciples...so go ahead....go forth and pick your tart...but just know that Mary Magdeline is already spoken for...

reply to post by plube


That's OK she's far too old for me. I was thinking Angelina Jolie, or for that matter could just flip through a Playboy. Thank you master, I will not dissapoint.

You have done well young grasshopper therefore you shal now be burdened with the seven deadly sins...


Go and enjoy....then when you have commited each sin....come back and tell me the one you most enjoy

be bad me young apprentice

reply to post by dreamwalker74


As we all know , politicians are groomed from an early age .

As you can read and write already , I think The Powers That Are

have rejected your application . You have to be COMPLETELY rotten ,

and have a penchant for running over those in your way , (while

saying "YES" a lot) , and practise effective apple bobbing technique .

I suggest you start your own secretive international banking empire ,

or maybe a global lie machine - (read-media conglomerate).

Good luck with that , because those buttonheads have medical science

to keep them alive , even without heartbeats !!!!!!

reply to post by plube


Already broken them all, hard to determine a favorite at this point, but I'd have to say lust, followed by gluttony. Yeah.. Yeah that will work.

reply to post by radarloveguy


OOh, own the banks! I'll start working on it. After all, the banks don't actualyl have any money. They borrow from the Federal reserve at 2% and then re-loan the same money at 5 to 7%. to the general public. Great starting base! Thank you. Just curious, can anybody tell me how and what paperwork to fill out to become a bank? I want to be able to borrow from the fed. If you tell me I'll give you a heck of a rate 3-3.5%.

Originally posted by dreamwalker74
One out of Eight people actually got the point of this thread. The thread is not SERIOUS it is based on SARCASM. The replies to this thread have made me very sad. I can not believe this form of ignorance exists anywhere, much less on this site. Maybe I should give up. Either that or support the 12% of you who have any form of intelligence.

The funny thing is, I see threads like this all the time. Threads where people talk about "rising up" and what not.

It makes me feel better to be able to think that they were all just being sarcastic.

i have thought through names for the new world bank

ooooohhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Johnny Appleseed bank of the world...

watch your funds grow

and you too shall have all the tarts you desire.

open and account today....and we will charge you for us using your money
to makes us billions... and you can also pay us in taxes so we may live off our bonuses and not only that we will repocess your houses cause you can no longer afford to pay....


ooooohhhhhhmmmmmmm

win win win

£££££££