July 12th: Happy Birthday to one of the most prolific conspiracy theorists ATS has ever known

reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler


You are so welcome my friend, you also are the best, knowing that you are a Drummer thought you might appreciate that video.

Originally posted by argentus
reply to post by jackflap

 

I really like your offering jackflap, because in true ATS fashion, you imbed a conspiracy within a celebration of a conspiracy afficianado's birthday! Well done!

Protoplasmic Traveler, "Floating in an endless sea of light and darkness"..... Happy Birthday

Clearly this a Really Above Top Secret thread! No doubt it will be moved in time to that appropriate forum!

What a great video for a Protoplasmic Traveler floating in a sea of light and darkness, yet one things for sure, no where in the multi-verse no matter how far you travel is a better site than ATS or a better Staff.

ATS rocks and so do you argentus! Thanks so much.

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by amicae

 

I'll give you guys a conspiracy..


Proto creates a new account amicae---Registered: 5-7-2010 Then writes this thread to praise himself.

In any case Happy-Day to you.

Slayer great to see you actually considering conspiracies again!

Now have you got a source for that????

The Official Story is that I was shot down over Shanksville, PA on that day!

Well that’s what the Congressional Committee hastily formed to investigate this matter claims away.

Can we trust it though?

Once again this is really a Really Above Top Secret Thread in the making.

Originally posted by ~Lucidity
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

that's hilarious!

Happy Birthday, PT! And many more

Thanks Lucitidy, I appreciate the well wishes.

I am truly looking forward to many more too, this year in fact, right here on ATS!

Originally posted by blupblup
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

Now that is HILARIOUS, and probably true :shk: :shk:

How could someone so "new" even know of the Great Proto???

Oh the shame....

Clearly this is a Really Above Top Secret Conspiracy that is so epic it is not Orwellian in it’s proportions but Romanesque!

Yet honestly do any of us know the great Proto? Such an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, left dangling with a question mark, buried in the shifting sands of time?

Nay, verily, tis doubtful my friend, save for the one true God!

Coca-Cola!

Originally posted by LadySkadi
nvm

[edit on 9-7-2010 by LadySkadi]

What? You couldn't have worn my favorite purple avatar dress for birthday thread???

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(sigh and clears throat)...... Hello Proto, my name is RomanCat.
First I want to say Happy Birthday, next I want to say HELLLLLLP!!!!

Originally posted by nenothtu

Originally posted by blupblup
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

Now that is HILARIOUS, and probably true :shk: :shk:

How could someone so "new" even know of the Great Proto???

Oh the shame....

Why, he's a long time lurker, of course! Just had to make an account to bring this to the fore so we could ALL celebrate!

Did you skip "Cover your butt class 101"? I almost did, because of ANOTHER birthday, but I went to the class - drunk, of course - anyhow.

That cover is a freebie, Proto! Happy Birthday!

Now who's got the suds?

Actually in the alternative lifestyle of D/s and BDSM, Masters and Dominants appoint a slave or submissive to receive their ceremonial birthday spankings on their behalf.

But if you really want their butts covered?????

You Taliban types or so puritanical!

What about a nice Boylan Cane Cola bottled since 1891 with no high fructose corn syrup, no artificial colors and no artificial flavors and no preservatives, it’s sodium free, gluten free, and perfect for sharing with such friends because it’s kosher pareve!

Thanks for the well wishes.

Originally posted by ManBehindTheMask
LOL you guys are hilarious, Happy B day man!

Second line

[edit on 9-7-2010 by ManBehindTheMask]

Thanks my friend, I appreciate the well wishes.

By the way in case anyone is interested in the perfect gift, I am thinking the Swedish Bikini team!

Originally posted by plumranch


Where would we be without Proto?

Happy Birth Aniversary! Cheers to Proto!

Indeed where would we be.

It sure was not easy parting the red sea!

The case is still pending in civil court. 25 billion for dead fish? Highway robbery that's what I say!

Thanks for the well wishes.

Originally posted by Aquarius1
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

 

You are so welcome my friend, you also are the best, knowing that you are a Drummer thought you might appreciate that video.

I truly did and the penguin looked a lot like me too!

My favorite was the baby balancing the bottle of Rolling Rock.

I spend my early child hood a few miles away from Latrobe PA where it's bottled.

Though technically it's closer to Ligoneer than Latrobe where it's bottled.

There is by the way no truth that the Rockefellers have an estate nearby there or that I am one!

reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler


Often wondered what you looked like Proto, I was thinking Penguin and hey you just validated it for me.

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Time for a command performance, sorry about the sound..

Originally posted by amicae
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(sigh and clears throat)...... Hello Proto, my name is RomanCat.
First I want to say Happy Birthday, next I want to say HELLLLLLP!!!!

Ah, you are finding out why it’s really important to pay attention to what Proto writes in the way of homespun wisdom and adages!

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

This is the way of the world.

Yet unbeknownst to some, it’s the highest form of flattery, when a person’s detractors seize upon such an occasion to step to the fore.

It is a very thin line that separates love and hate, both are powerful emotions, so rest assured, even in such cases you have achieved an emotional outpouring!

Well, now that I know this is real and you do have a birthday coming up - Lol.

Please accept a Happy Birthday wish, from me!

Originally posted by LadySkadi
Well, now that I know this is real and you do have a birthday coming up - Lol.

Please accept a Happy Birthday wish, from me!

Well, OK, I wish I may, I wish I might, have you wear the Purple Avatar Dress tonight!

Yes it's really my Birthday, and no, having achieved Cosmic Content Contributor and God Like Wisdom over the course of my time on ATS, there is no need for self promotion.

This is really just a few well intentioned friends getting together, and giving the few hundred plus members who have selected me as a friend over the years a chance to say Happy Birthday because those friends wanted to do something nice for me.

ATS is like an extended family for some of us, we spend hours on end, days at a time, month after month, on threads together, sharing ideas, knowledge and inspirations, and often what is the best inside of us.

While yes, we all live far away, will never really know one another in person, many of us have formed important and meaningful bonds nonetheless.

You have the family you were born into in life, and then the family you choose as you age and mature, and a lot of that chosen and extended family for me, is right here, on ATS!

Thanks my friend.

Happy Birthday, Proto.


TheAssoc.

Hope I ain't late for the party.

You know how those hangovers are.

Happy Birthday :bnghd:

This is one entertaining and funny thread.

reply to post by Aquarius1

Does anyone really knows who Proto is?

While pondering that question, I began to look at some of his postings.
I think he leaves clues!!

The following are sentences taken from Proto's postings, maybe it will help us to know who this ProtoPlasmic Traveler is.
..........

I would be tickeled pink if it makes it to the front page for a few hours!

but how come we can't hunt and gather on other planets too?

ALERT JACK FLAP...
There is more, and it's days like this I hate the conspiracy world, and being a pawn in it...

Geeze, when Proto promises an Internet event, he delivers!

Why is my computer staring at me??? Wow! People still wear underwear? Oh crap what year did I materialize in this time?????

As they said in Star Wars..."So this is how democracy dies...to thunderous applause!

The fact some people are limited in their imaginations doesn't mean that the innovators who rule the world are.

Vague questions tend to get vague answers, or incomplete answers because no one is sure exactly what kind of information you are looking for.

It's part of helping yourself to help others help you better.

You got three kinds of pirates, well actually four.
1. Privateers
2. Buccaneers
3. Pirates
4. Me!

Yet the truth is

But the truth is

Another day on slave planet earth my friend, another day on slave planet earth.

The truth is that water balloon sling shots are a fun staple of regattas and pleasure craft sailing together, and used for hurling water baloons from one ship to the other.

I can personally testify to the fact that this is great fun, and while the range is considered 150 yards, I have landed some amazing water baloon shots from up to 300 yards away with these sinister wet fun devices.

This is ATS not romper room, do you need directions to Sesame Street?

Please using the word fact does not make anything a fact All it is, is trying to push a perspective as a fact. The source becomes everything.
So no your facts aren't facts.
The fact is you are here trying to obscure the facts.
That is what it is, and that is a fact.
It all looks very suspicious to me! Very!

What a shame I visited Beirut in 84 while vacationing in the Mediterranean on a lark, I wanted to see if I could get kidnapped but no such luck! I am cursed to have to spend my life working for a living!

we here in America are being sold a bill of cheap shoddy goods yet again.

Its great that you keep rephrasing your questions when you realize you haven't gotten the answer you are looking for but it really does help when a person can really think out their question to start with and ask it in a way that makes it possible for a person to know what kind of information you are looking for.

The fact some people are limited in their imaginations doesn't mean that the innovators who rule the world are.

No one told me the camera was rolling. I very much resent these out of context statements being aired publicly like this!
Oh the price of celebrity!

You know it's a real mystery, I know Venus was the Goddess of Love, and well, let me just say I am lucky at cards! She has not been the most helpful Goddess for me!

I tell you it's turned into a real nightmare ever since I won the Brad Pitt look alike contest! Papparazzi everywhere.
I had no idea they were filming me talking about the Gulf, none!

Oh Robigus...may I have a word, look I would gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today?

I have a funny feeling all kinds of people and some things that aren't even people, who aren't members, will be seeing this thread!

This is not a coincidence Jackflap, and frankly it's just bizarre!

I have to run now and call the police, someone has stolen everything in my apartment and replaced it with an exact duplicate! Criminals!

[edit on 10-7-2010 by amicae]

Originally posted by TheAssociate
Happy Birthday, Proto.

TheAssoc.

Thanks my friend. I appreciate the well wishes!

The pennies are really starting to add up, I wish some people would start throwing nickels, dimes and quarters in too!

Originally posted by jam321
Hope I ain't late for the party.

You know how those hangovers are.

Happy Birthday :bnghd:

This is one entertaining and funny thread.

Actually here in Miami the clubs don't really start hopping until 2 or 3 AM in the morning.

Where you are faltering is you have no beach to 'die' on then during the day, to sweat out those toxins while you perspire away the pounds.

The great news is once drunk you won't notice that hangover at all!

Thanks for joining in my friend.