July 12th: Happy Birthday to one of the most prolific conspiracy theorists ATS has ever known

Friends, ATSer's, and people of the world, On this day, July 12th, history celebrates the birth of Gaius Julius Caesar. I come not to praise Caesar, nor to bury him, but instead to praise another man, of whom I consider to be even greater than Caesar ever was.

For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction, and for every tyrant, there are those who resist such tyranny with equal force. Today, on July 12th, it is not the birth of Caesar that I wish to point to, but would instead point to the more recent birth of a great and passionate orator.

While the elites may be using this day to celebrate their demigod Caesar, surely there will be a few among those elite who rue the day this prolific member of ATS was ever born. His passionate and awe inspiring efforts on this site are legendary

ATS’s prized possessions are the wise thinkers who contribute to sharing their theories, who question everything, and who can naturally calm the fears the elite so desperately want us to feel, all the while presenting truth, and opening the crust filled eye‘s of the sleepy.

Do not overlook this member, he truly has the ability to make great people even greater!

While birthdays and celebrations are a time to relax and play, it is my hope to praise his obvious efforts in time consuming research, and the work that this member has undertaken, sharing with us all, unselfishly, and to show respect he so greatly deserves...even in play. Without further ado...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY PROTOPLASMIC TRAVELER!

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The Birthday Conspiracy

The Birthday Conspiracy is a subversive attempt by both small and big corporations, in which they promote the celebrations of birthdays and "Birthday Parties" in order to increment their economies and continue their growth. A birthday, as some peple might suggest, is nothing special. It's simply a day like any other, but it just so happens that one year ago you were born (or years ago, if you follow the conventional definition enforced by the corporations). The heads of these corporations are the backbone of this conspiracy, in which they believe "The better and bigger the celebration, the happier the person will be!", while they stuff their pockets full of money and you end up yet another day without that dollar you needed in order to buy toilet paper, or whatever other precious resource you needed at the moment.

A birthday is the day of the year that someone turns a year older. Although looked forward to by children and teenagers, most adults generally fear birthdays, as it is the one day of the year they are force to be self conscious of their age. This hatred of birthdays continues until the birthday boy or girl is just happy to have spent another year on earth. The idea of birthdays came from Ancient Egypt. First the Pharaoh had one, and then everyone had to have one. As your mother would say, "blah, blah, blah, birthday, etc..." The apparent purpose of the birthday is to make other people give you stuff. Often, this is stuff that you don't even want. The actual time in which a birthday would be properly celebrated is within a year after the birth of a person. Some selfish people continue to hold birthday celebrations year after year, changing the conventional celebration from once in a lifetime to once a year, every year.

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Ah yes, Proto has been on the planet long enough for it to circle the sun yet again. We will be formally celebrating this momentous occasion on the twelfth of July. Although there is some debate as to whether that is Caesar's birthday as well there is no doubt that is a moment to celebrate here at ATS.

Not devoid of humor and genuinely sincere, Proto has mangaged to bring us some intriguing theories. Most if not all people who have delved into these conspiracies are affected one way or the other. Proto loves to point out that he rents space inside someone's mind and it costs him nothing. How true is that?

Happy birthday Proto! I have much more to add but please let me have a moment and consider my options.

Happy Birthday to my favorite Conspiracy Theorists who I always learn from and who never ceases to amaze me, not only your theories but sense of humor.

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That was very nice. Is this a real birthday or ATS birthday?

Originally posted by nixie_nox
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That was very nice. Is this a real birthday or ATS birthday?

July 12th is ProtoplasmicTravelers real birthday....

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I really like your offering jackflap, because in true ATS fashion, you imbed a conspiracy within a celebration of a conspiracy afficianado's birthday! Well done!

Protoplasmic Traveler, "Floating in an endless sea of light and darkness"..... Happy Birthday

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I'll give you guys a conspiracy..


Proto creates a new account amicae---Registered: 5-7-2010 Then writes this thread to praise himself.

In any case Happy-Day to you.

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that's hilarious!

Happy Birthday, PT! And many more

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Now that is HILARIOUS, and probably true :shk: :shk:

How could someone so "new" even know of the Great Proto???

Oh the shame....

nvm


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Originally posted by blupblup
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Now that is HILARIOUS, and probably true :shk: :shk:

How could someone so "new" even know of the Great Proto???

Oh the shame....

Why, he's a long time lurker, of course! Just had to make an account to bring this to the fore so we could ALL celebrate!

Did you skip "Cover your butt class 101"? I almost did, because of ANOTHER birthday, but I went to the class - drunk, of course - anyhow.

That cover is a freebie, Proto! Happy Birthday!

Now who's got the suds?

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Sorry Slaver69

Proto did not create this thread. Amicae means friends.

This was created for Proto by friends who wanted to say Happy Birthday to man who doesn't have to toot his own horn, its friends like you who do it for him. Thanks



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Excellent jackflap, now the birthday conspiracy is certainly one of the biggest, a real "Hallmark"..

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LOL you guys are hilarious, Happy B day man!

Second line

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Where would we be without Proto?

Happy Birth Aniversary! Cheers to Proto!

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Wow! What a wonderful and neat thing for my friends to do. I am humbled and touched and very appreciative for the kind comments amicae.

The people of ATS the Members, the Staff the Administrators and owners have all been so kind to me since I joined the site. So many have become like a second family to me, loved and truly appreciated.

I truly look forward to many more engaging years here (knock on wood) and hope we all continue to enjoy those together, healthier, wealthier and happier with each and every passing one.

Thanks so much for taking the time to write and post the thread and the every so kind comments and well wishes.

Much love and thanks,

Yours truly ProtoplasmicTraveler

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I do believe you are right Aquarius1 my friend! We need look no further than Proto's avatar that is replete with Roman symbology to discover what it is that drives him. His passion for conspiracies has led him to this conclusion and his thoughts on the matter can be found in his All Roads Lead To Rome thread.

Not one to pull punches, he expertly laid out his theories for us all to ponder. Are we then nothing more than slaves to a hidden empire that is bent on consolidating the world's resources and people? One can try to disprove the theory but I myself have found that in so attempting to disprove it, one is led directly back to Rome's doorstep. It is confounding.

He has eluded to a grand puppet master that he believes controls much of the behind the scenes activities that we are never aware of. I believe he is making a trip in August to confront him on the matter. I remembered this post of his one day as the kids were watching something on the television that caught my attention. I kept hearing the words, "Puppet Master!". With music accompanying it. I can now say that I have discovered who the puppet master is and can save Proto a trip in August. Here's my proof.



That's right folks, it's Elijah Wood. In all seriousness though I am intrigued about who this fellow might be that Proto has mentioned.

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Ah my dear and good friend Jackflap, nothing like the corporate birthday, the shared cake, everyone called to the meeting room, the hugs, the kisses, the celebrity cameo appearances, the Entertainment Tonight People, the President of the United States, Queen of England and The Queen of the Netherlands, the King and Queen of Spain, and the Prince and Princess, of Monaco, the Prince of Seborga, the King and Queen of Jordan, and the King of Saudi Arabia, the Sultan of Brunei, the Emperor of Japan the President of China, Germany, France, the Prime Minister of England, and the Pope all jockeying for position in the reception line.

What a chore. I would so much rather celebrate my Birthday here with my real friends!

Thanks for joining in.

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What a cute video Aquarius! I tell you that and this thread and your kind comments sure beat the Card hanging on my door from the Sheriff Service Notification, Miami-Dade Police Department, Court Services Bureau!

It seems like everyone wants to get in on the action to make sure my birthday is a special one, I sure do appreciate that!

Can we play 16 tons what you get, another year older and deeper in debt now?

You are the best my friend!

Thank you so much.

Originally posted by nixie_nox
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That was very nice. Is this a real birthday or ATS birthday?

It's a real birthday! I turn 46 on Monday the 12th.

It’s been so many years now and such a long road from that little manger I was born in, in Bethlehem!

Shhhh! The Tax Collectors are still trying to catch up with me.




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