I Will Interpret Your Avatar !!!

Ooh ooh, do me, do me!

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Go for it, big boy.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

I think this is a good way to finally put my overactive imagination and high analytical abilities to work, ...

It's amazing what an avatar can say about someone, by what it does, or doesn't show.

I will become the modern day equivalent to a palm reader, and reveal hidden gem's about your true nature.

Step right up. Come one, come all.


( For entertainment purposes only, 99 Cents the first three readings, A division of Miss Cleo International)

[edit on 24-6-2010 by IntastellaBurst]

Looking forward to hear what you think my avatar says about me and my true nature.
Go for it.

reply to post by fusionhunter


aaaahhh, Fusion Hunter, .... sleep, eat, PS3

A dedication to the technologies which encompass your life.

Your days are spent on your playstation, ... while you listen to your MP3 player, .... while you simultaneously post on random forums online.

Some people will tell you this is a waste of time, ....

"You cant kiss a playstation !! " they'll tell ya !!

Well guess what, .... you can. .... and with the new extended port holes, ... theres a whole lot more you can do.

"Well it doesn't kiss you back !! " theyll say.

.... no , ... not yet, .... but with the upcoming sexbot add-on in 2018, it sure as hell will.

Finally theyll tell you, .... " Well it's just meaningless sex !! machines are incapable of love !! "

Well, .... they were, untill the release of the pentium 17 Love chip in 2023.

Reality is perception, ...... chase that robot booty I say.

reply to post by mateandbucky06


It appears to a be a literal interpretation of Mother Earth.

Needless to say, I hope she gets a C-section. That thing's gonna leave a crater.

She told father earth she would get an abortion if anything were to happen, ... yet there she is, 9 months pregnant.

Fast forward a few million years, and little Earth is playing with dinosaurs, as his mother lives on welfare and child support, unwilling to work because the state takes care of her, ...... "and who else will watch little Earth" she tells herself.

Poor, and uneducated, she watches as Earth evolves, ..... with no father figure to refer to, Earth becomes lost in the universe. Picking up an addiction to space rocks, he slowly falls, unable to recover from the parasitic ravages of mankind.

Earth's body will be found floating lifeless through space on 3659 AD, bled dry and stripped of any signs of life.

On a side note, although we assign human qualities to planet Earth, it is no more alive than any other planet, it exists to serve a purpose, a small stage for a cosmic play, and even as some planets die, .... other's are reborn.

What did this all mean ?? I have no idea, I'm freeballing at this point.

What does it say about you ?? Perhaps your somewhat of a Hippy, or an enviromentalist, ..... or maybe you just have a pregnancy fetish...... which you wouldn't share, ... even if you did ..... because lets face it......

you do.

Any thoughts on mine?

Originally posted by RuneSpider
Ooh ooh, do me, do me!

As you wish ...........


Care for a hard lemonade sir ???

Intastellaburst and RuneSpider lock eyes as candles blaze in the distance, .....

Suddenly the CD player flips to that old familiar song.......

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


Stella,

I have changed avatars and will not be able to rest (or take new hostages) until it has your amazing, psychic, avatar blessing.

Help me Obi Wan, you are my only hope!

~Heff

reply to post by inchworm



What can I say about you really ???

Your a tough sob who doesnt take no jive from nobody, .... a man with no past, ... and no patience.

A few Inchworm fun facts .....

- He once ate a live wolverine

- The character of "C-Bass" from dumb and dumber was loosely based on him.

- I once saw him scissor kick Janet Reno.

- He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen.

- He gave a handjob to a manta ray

- His poop is used as currency in Argentina

- He once date raped Tom Selleck.

- He minored in interior design in college.

- He thinks Arnold Swarzennaggar is gay.


To Inchworm !!! the straighest man this side of the Rockies !!

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reply to post by theUNKNOWNawaits



Wow, .... for a moment I lost myself.

I kinda forgot about this thread, ... I suppose I will still do interpretations when the mood is right, and the moon is full.

Now to you, ... theUNKNOWNawaits......


Here you are holding what appears to be a glass of milk.

keyword " appears"

Most people just think your a man who enjoy's a nice cold glass of milk from time to time, .... perhaps it makes a body strong they say.

.... but what these people dont know...... what these people could not possibly fathom ..... is that isn't milk.

The truth is you work on a horse breeding ranch, as a " dna collection specialist" ... and what you are proudly holding there is a product of your tedious efforts.

... as interesting as that is ..... it's not very funny.

However what is funny, ..... is that you keep the coffee creamer in a similar container, .... and often get the two confused.

I'm game.

What do you think my avatar tells about me?!

Say what?

Take a crack.

New avatar, new interpretation...

Hit it, Maestro!

reply to post by Cyberspy



You pride yourself on secrecy ....

Yet you have unknowingly betrayed yourself, ... maybe it be subconscious or otherwise.

When we look close at your avatar the location reads " Somewhere out there " yet when we re-arrange the letters to that phrase we receive " Here me sow, the route " . Which means " here I lay, the road" ...... " this is the way "

The way to what though ??

Let us examine your mood .... " Secretive" ..... what we find entangled in that word is a name, ... " Steve Rice". You are leading us to this person, ... but who is he ??

While searching offered no viable clues, ...

My instinct tells me that it is the identity of your dienchanted lover.

.... and although he is now out of your life, .... you are unable to let go, ... and now use the internet as a " cyberspy" to keep tabs on Steven and wonder what could have been between you two.

... and using the very words you have used to cloak your identity, we discover more about you that you could have possibly imagined.

You just miss your Stevie.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


oooh!
That sounds fun, and I am bored. Analyze away!

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst
reply to post by inchworm

 

- He once date raped Tom Selleck.

Thanks for your forecast, bub but I never said anything about Tom Selleck even though I do likes his moustache (he's a real tough guy, ya see)

What about my new avater, buddy boy?

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

Originally posted by RuneSpider
Ooh ooh, do me, do me!

As you wish ...........


Care for a hard lemonade sir ???

Intastellaburst and RuneSpider lock eyes as candles blaze in the distance, .....

Suddenly the CD player flips to that old familiar song.......

I'll admit, I'm left speechless.

reply to post by Hefficide



Why, .. it is the representation of not only a concept, ... but the fundamental nature of reality, .... and idea which has gone back as far as the oldest civilizations, to rise once again in the 20th century as the most groundbreaking scientific theory in history.

Wether you call it ying/yang, good/evil or simply relativity. It is the foundation of the physical universe as well as the human psyche.

The difference between Crazy Heff, ..... and not so Crazy Heff. ... The inner struggle which occurs between parts of yourself, ..... a few examples would be ........

- Should I steal a car stereo from the place I work from ???

- OK .. ok .... I stole the stereo ....... should I tell my friend who also happens to work there ??

- Should I wait untill I'm done to tell this prostitute I don't have any money ??

- A boy scout is at my door asking for donations, ... should I buy a few candy bars, ... or attack him with a Staple Gun and take ALL of them ??

In life, .... such things you must ask yourself Heffery, .... but telling by your avatar no matter which path you choose, you believe it always seems to end in the same manner ............DOOM.

Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, me, Do me!
I have a new one for you to do!