I Will Interpret Your Avatar !!!

Stella, I am flattered that you interpreted m0r1arty's avatar, as it was I who made it... Thank you sir!

Now then, what about mine?

-SES

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


thx so much... both of us thank you

reply to post by Striker122


Striker....

The Thai Fighter !!

Unfortunately you are known for using your kickboxing skills outside of any arena. Growing up as a young thai prodigy, your master taught you it is ok to express yourself with violence, as this would make you more conducive to training. When your mother asked you to clean your room you would kick her shins.

As you grew older this would manifest itself in more telling ways. When your first girlfriend broke up with you she was greeted with an elbow to the face. When one of your boss's told you to go home for the day for kicking a customer, ..... you did go home, but returned with your bandaged hands dipped in tar and broken glass to destroy him and his business.

Most recently, when you were out dining, and your steak was given to you medium-rare when you specificaly asked for rare you went into the kitchen and hit the chef in the solare plexus with a flying knee.

To Striker !! The innapropriate thai fighter !!

reply to post by TokiTheDestroyer


What !!

What happened to your other one !!

You still havent payed me for the first one !!! sob !!

You sent the bill back with a piece of poo inside it !! don't think the metaphor is lost on me !!! @#$@#$

hahahaha, I'll need a lil more time for yours, sometimes I have to wait for the inspiration to find me. Like a Las Vegas Tourist, driving around looking for a prostitute.

reply to post by Mahree



The ocean of enlightenment ??

What did this mean I thought, I pondered this for many days, then i decided to just use Yahoo ( take that google) !!.

Ah yes, I have studied Buddhism along with most other faiths.

The sea of enlightenment is supposed to represent the highest state of existence, yet I tell you this is the illusion. For there is no line between you and me, it and I . The sea of enlightenment IS reality, and we are just fragmented ego's imagining the existence of it.

Enlightenment is simply the awareness of the next dimension, IMO. The place where material reality blooms. It is a state which is hard to attain, and even harder to maintain, as our consciousness resides here.

All of these "techniques" used to gain enlightenment are somewhat comical to me, the chanting, and the meditating. Why spend your life trying to be somewhere else ?? Everyone hungry to discover what comes next, when we should simply enjoy what we have, ... here. I've seen the next plane, and it could never be captured in a book, or created into a system, people have been trying to do it for thousands of years only for it to be misunderstood. If heaven is what you want, create it here and now.

What's the point of dreaming if you know your in a dream ?? Takes out the pizazz dont ya think. This is a playpen for the gods, and when you leave, you only want to come back.

This kinda turned into a free-form riff, I don't know what got into me ..... enlightenment ??

reply to post by Jay-morris



Haha, Jesus and Hitler.

What better way to express an idea ??

My cousins always used to say to me " ya know if Hitler won the war we'd all be speaking german". Though he didn't realize it, he was giving me a lesson on perspective. In fact you could say every thought, every experience, has just been an opportunity for us to define, and express ourselves.

There is a great truth here, good and evil are relative concepts only applicable in a physical world. In order to create a "space", you need at least two points, Up/down left/right in/out. Once you have a space, you add an observer, and something for them to perceive hot/cold, light/dark. good....... bad ?? The point is one thing cannot exist without its opposite. Relativity is the foundation for this universe to exist.

Hitler and Jesus could be somewhere having coffee this minute, only here they are defined as such. Unfortunately we live in a world where the populace waits for the TV to tell them whats right and wrong, they are completely blind to the system they are in. So let them dream I say ??

At the end of the day, the only question that matter is .... " Who do I wish to be, here, and now ?"

... another philosophical riff, sorry, ..... hey its 5am !!

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


WOW!! I think I got way more than I thought that I would. I was sure that you were creative and intuitive, and it is so.

You really made me think with your interpretation. Enlightenment? Searching for enlightenment......maybe? Meditation, illusion, perhaps? Chanting? nope did not do that.

You said, “Why spend your life trying to be somewhere else??”

That is exactly the conclusion I came to after all my searching and pondering. Another quote that I like is “grow where you are planted”. Works for me.

This beautiful avatar is by kinglizzard. Kinglizzard also named the avatar, “Ocean of enlightenment”. I chose this because it gave me a feeling of peace and tranquility. And, after all, why else do we search? ATS also satisfies my curiosity on many subjects and new ideas.

Thank you so much for taking your time to "make my day".

Mahree

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


According to the U2U I was sent, animated gifs are no longer allowed.
I did send payment, check with FedEx.
And take your time, I loved the last one.

reply to post by Chiiru


The invisible man.

One does not have to be psychic to see this one.

Often times you feel invisible in life, people come and go through your life, without giving you the attention you crave, and deserve.

You have sought to fight this phenomena in your life by doing things to draw more focus your way, things such as wearing crazy hairdo's, getting peircings, and namely, getting tattoo's, .... sith tattoo's !!

When this method offered little results, you took this concept one step father by doing things that nobody in their right mind could ignore, .... you would smack people's rear's as they walked by, yell insults at people which had no merit in real life, for instance last week you called an old woman a " nazi baby killer". You've also done things like drive to Mcdonalds at 9am just to go in and fart on someones Egg Mcmuffin, and throw Platitudes at people.

Whats a platitude ?? .... a platypus with an attitude.

reply to post by JustMike



You've waited very patiently Mike, a testament to your virtues.

My names Mike as well, did you know that ?? What do you think the odds of that are ?? It's not like its the most common name in the english language !! aye !! aye comrade ?? I wonder how alike/different we are, and sometimes fathom that you are some type of version of me, I dont know if your the good or bad one, but one thing is for sure, ..... you must be destroyed.

Here in your avatar is a painting of a " Native American". He appears to be pouring some type of toxic waste material into the waters of the world, because as we know most Indians are prolific polluters.

Perhaps this waste is not a physical substance, but an idea, ..... a disintigration of morality itself.

They build more than Casino's, but everything that goes with them, and even the Welfare recipients drop little Billy's milk money on slot machines as the moral structure of society slowly weakens at the knees.

.... and as they were once given small pox infested blankets, they are giving them back to us, ... as the newest and most undetectable form of terrorism, .... is giving a society the weapons to destroy themselves, from the inside out.


.... of course I dont think this is actualy occuring, ... or is it ?? but it was still a fun idea to explore. I'm sure your avatar has some deep meaning about mankind and mother earth, or something like this.

What does it say about you Mike ??

Your a godamn HIppy.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst

Interesting reply, but most of all, an amusing and one that has some insights that hadn't occurred to me. I suppose that cultural and geographical distance can contribute to that. I certainly see her differently in some ways.

Have to say though, that destroying me would destroy part of yourself, and even if it were the "bad" part that got the shove you would still be unbalanced by it. Or more unbalanced. After all, who wants perfect balance?

But Inta! A hippy? Me?

Yes -- not that I look like one, or at least, like the apparently common stereotypical image of a hippy. Having to look like a hippy is something I gave up long ago as I didn't really need that facade any more.

I talk too much. Main thing: thank you for the reply. It was worth waiting for.

Mike

This seems interesting. What does mine tell you?

sad devil face.

me, me , me , me ,me! My turn!
Do me please! I really like your talent here. This is so much fun.

me too please.............




as in right now please.....................




can I come in?............. I promise not to hurt you..........

reply to post by Lysergic


Yeah, it was my first attempt at photoshop. Still getting the hang of it.

Me me me !!! do mine !!

I want my avatar interpreted !!!

do it !! right F#%@#% now !!



... oh wait,

This is my thread isn't it ?? my bad.

I have just returned from a small vacation, so I shall commence again soon.

Brace yourself.

reply to post by dowhatyoufear3


oooooooo star wars.

If it isn't my old master.

Master Baiter. From the virginicus system.

... and while you have tried in vain, your failure is now complete. You have misplaced your faith in Photoshop, and anyone with two eyes and a wandering imagination can see that is NOT a lightsaber you are holding in that deathgrip.

.. and while that may appear to be a look of "awe" in your eyes, if one were to see the original picture they would know it is actually a reflection of horrifying dissapointment.





Fortunately you have learned to keep your lightsaber shielded from view, as the last time you "unleashed" it, you were actually at a little league baseball game, and believed the umpire to be working for the Empire. As their names are eerily similar, and no such similarity happens by chance in your eyes.

~ Charges are still pending.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

I have just returned from a small vacation, so I shall commence again soon.

Brace yourself.

Who told you that you could have a holiday while I stand out here in the freakin snow?

come on man..................

Give it a go!