Don't believe the government. The end is near, I have hard PROOF.

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Hi,

I happen to know who I am, what I have what have achieved. This was never based on fear - it was based on searching, trying and on a positive outlook which the OP doesn't have in one iota.

At the moment reading tsome (read most) of the drivel on ATS I'm about to be decimated by an inbound comet, drenched in oil ridden rain, nuclear holecausted by the middel east/US/Russia...probably Bagladesh for all I know (Go for it team a new destructive human thread....!), taken by the NWO, lose everything I have because of the Zionist bankers....

Oh and sorry - aboiut to be devoured or have my organs taken by reptilians

Get a life!

Peace!


[edit on 8-6-2010 by The Wave]

[edit on 8-6-2010 by The Wave]

LMAO, Thanks I needed to smile. Love the proof shot. ahahhaha

Originally posted by The Wave
reply to post by captaintyinknots

 

Hi,

I happen to know who I am, what I have what have achieved. This was never based on fear - it was based on searching, trying and on a positive outlook which the OP doesn't have in one iota.

At the moment reading tsome (read most) of the drivel on ATS I'm about to be decimated by an inbound comet, drenched in oil ridden rain, nuclear holecausted by the middel east/US/Russia...probably Bagladesh for all I know (Go for it team a new destructive human thread....!), taken by the NWO, loose everything I have because of the Zionist bankers....

Oh and sorry - aboiut to be devoured or have my organs taken by reptilians

Get a life!

Peace!


[edit on 8-6-2010 by The Wave]

Okay, WTF?

get a life? Because I had the capacity to actually click the link and follow what the OP is saying?

You obviously still dont get it....

wow man, somewhere i village is missing their idiot.....

OP the use of a De-Mo poster for proof has earned your a star, and I applaud you unabashedly troll like humor, not that there's anything wrong with that!

As to the people who thought that it wasn't completely sarcastic, calm down, if anything else the OP kind of showed that

A) Some folk's need to take a chill pill and

B) occasionally even if you think you know where someone is going with what they say you don't, proving that

C) It's important to really listen to other people before you judge no matter how ridiculous what they say sound's

But you don't have to take my word for it

EDIT: to fix my terrible terrible typing skills

[edit on 8-6-2010 by Awolscout]

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They sure are!

Second line

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They sure are!

Second line

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It's okay we have all been there before. Some more than others (especially me!!)

In between my bouts of laughter I am feeling sort of bad for being a jerk. He seems really upset.

Arrrrr did ANY OF YOU actually view the "evidence"

Personally I thought that was Brilliant. Eloquent with a cute fuzzy punchline.

The Comedy professors all agree!

Too funny, not enough people check out links before they reply.

Good proof.

Originally posted by The Wave
reply to post by captaintyinknots

 

They sure are!

Second line

All I have to say is yikes. There is going to be a moment where you feel REALLY stupid very soon.....

i don't know why everyone's laughing, but i thought i should fit in.

ragman I'll see your cat and raise you two cats.

That should all the proof any one needs.

But since I don't know how to do that I will say just trust me to have the two cats.

Thanks man, I needed a laugh. Spent the whole day in the hospital.

It's all good.

I couldn't even read it, I'm lucky I got to the end and saw the cat picture.

Otherwise I might have thrown up!

It was going good until you started sayin Gaea chose Mohammed or something. If the muslim religion is the chosen religion, then call me a terrorist.

LOL I can't believe how many people just got trolled. Is there anyway to report a thread, maybe get this guy banned.... what a waste of a few minutes reading that.

Originally posted by graaly
LOL I can't believe how many people just got trolled. Is there anyway to report a thread, maybe get this guy banned.... what a waste of a few minutes reading that.

I personally think he has proven a great point here. People jump all over a post without even looking through it.

if you cant be bothered to read all the material, you shouldnt be allowed to post.

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Hi,

Sorry taking bandwidth, time, effort intellect to read bull#? Maybe that's what turns you on? Shame it reduces the valuue of ATS?

Peace!

Originally posted by The Wave
reply to post by captaintyinknots

 

Hi,

Sorry taking bandwidth, time, effort intellect to read bull#? Maybe that's what turns you on? Shame it reduces the valuue of ATS?

Peace!

hahahah so now its about saving bandwidth? Sure you arent now trying to save face because you realized how foolish you are?

Or do you still not get it?

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what does the word 'apocalypse' mean, exactly?
do you know for sure?

because i thought we were gonna get to see some skin.

[edit on 6/8/2010 by queenannie38]

It's amazing how many people made it to the proof, and how obvious those who glanced at a paragraph, made up their minds, and replied without realising it was a joke.. "amazing"


[edit on 8-6-2010 by purplemonkeydishwasher]