ATS Live Studio: Tinfoil Hat Competition **Winner: Whateva69**

My Tin Foil Hat entry: Shiny Dangling Balls


Practical and pretty, Shiny Dangling Balls Tin Foil Hat is a must have for the glamorous paranoid ATSer.


[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/73cf34f34746.jpg[/atsimg]


Your thoughts are well protected as Pearls of metallic glittering orbs surround you.

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/b1cf9d008d6a.jpg[/atsimg]


The attached Tin Foil dish reflects all incoming signals ... Vertigo may occur due to some occasional echo, causing severe middle ear imbalance. (Motion sickness pills maybe purchased from your local pharmacy)


[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/9132530b9343.jpg[/atsimg]

Added protection: Safety Strap

ATS Signature Approved: Glittering ATS balls

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/94e06153e29c.jpg[/atsimg]

Wait.... No need to be afraid with your Shiny Dangling Balls Tin Foil Hat

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WARNING : You may also feel a slight tingling feeling followed by some rapid eye movement as your thoughts travel randomly through the orbs causing incoherent speech.




[edit on 24/5/10 by Whateva69]

reply to post by Whateva69


Outstanding, a tin foil bikini top, Genius!! A very Glamorous ensemble indeed. Nice Work Whateva69!! Good Luck in the contest!!

reply to post by Whateva69


Well done girl! Great Tinfoil Glam!

Absolutely love it, very creative indeed!

Great hats guys!

reply to post by UberL33t


Hahaha thank you UberL33t.

Remember with the added built in safety features, you could wear this skiing, bike riding, horse riding or skate boarding.

Would have been awesome if I could have gotten it modelled by Grantbeeds lovely daughter... she is way too cute to compete with

Here at ATS some members are even concerned about the wellbeing of their pets, just like me.
Because we're on vacation in a caravan, my dog needed some extra protection. The sunroof lets way too much radiation through.
So I searched the web and came up with a blueprint for a ATS (=Abovolus Transmissionalus Secretiatus), that's the horned antenna on top. It filters out all radiation and enables my dog to exchange secret messages with greyhounds from Zeta Rectulli. So secret she won't even tell me about them in exchange for a raw steak.
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/32b5ace21156.jpg[/atsimg]
When we go for a walk she always get's her ATS (=Allweather Tesla Sheet) which is 100% radiation proof and when she runs with it, she generates so much static electricity at a certain frequency that she starts to bounce of the electromagnetic waves caused by cell phones.
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/c7e53d628625.jpg[/atsimg]
The only trouble is that she gets a wet belly when she pees.
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Oh right, yeah, I all forgot about that handsome guy...


Hey ladies, wanna dance?
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reply to post by Regenstorm


Great job my friend!! This is indeed turning into a really great contest

reply to post by Regenstorm




I almost fell off my chair with laughter when I saw this!!! That must have been so funny wrapping up your dog in the tinfoil!!! Love the beaming alien eyes in the first one . Great job!

There all awesome folks. I'm glad ATS decided to run the Competitiion for a second week to give others the time to do it.

Keep em coming!!!



[edit on 24-5-2010 by grantbeed]

Hey ladies, wanna dance?
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/60690f267b40.jpg[/atsimg]

Reminder to self.... we're having baked fish for dinner tonight

reply to post by Whateva69




yeh, 40mins at 180 deg with a spoonful of butter should be good....

reply to post by AccessDenied


I know hey ... The dogs on this thread are brilliant arnt they, beautiful animals indeed.

I think they would make for an awesome ATS Tin Hat pet calender.

[edit on 24/5/10 by Whateva69]

This is simply perfect for the on-the-go intrepid explorer. The Tin Foil Pith Helmet not only protects you from the damaging effects of beamed messages, but also lets those around you know that something nefarious is afoot also..!

Yes now not only are you protected, but the hovering 'warning ball' informs those near you to take cover and shield themselves.

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/086c7362d700.gif[/atsimg]

The above is for demonstrational purposes only and not part of the contest..

[edit on 5/25/2010 by JohnnyAnonymous]

reply to post by JohnnyAnonymous


I am so proud of ATS members ... we are so OHS (occupational health and safety) ready

reply to post by UberL33t


That was brilliant, I bow in awe

reply to post by grantbeed


Thanks!
The others did a great job as well!
My dog didn't mind at all getting wrapped up in tin foil. She's used to it because we do it every time we go for a walk.

I would love to see some more contesters.
Who dares???

reply to post by UberL33t



those are the best uber. thanks for the laugh. i like the baby the best.

Hmmm foil hats, well here's how I block out those alien frequencies!

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/48cd99c0f65f.jpg[/atsimg]

reply to post by pharaohmoan


Looks like a cosmic spider behind your back!

[edit on 25-5-2010 by Regenstorm]

reply to post by pharaohmoan


On the odd occasion the antenna tentacles wrap around the face, causing the wearer to run around in a panicked state screaming and bumping into obstacles.

Originally posted by pharaohmoan
Hmmm foil hats, well here's how I block out those alien frequencies!

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/48cd99c0f65f.jpg[/atsimg]

lol.. cute!

here ya go ats...
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[edit on Thu May 27 2010 by Jbird]