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Hey I was gonna say something like that...oh well I`ll just change my format to short story:
Obama, in a fit of rage and frustration at the birthers getting too close to the truth (which by the way I`m only joking I don`t know enough to
make a decision on the birther conspiro...), walks over to General Mabus, who is sitting at the controls for HAARP, giggling away as he plays his
version of a video game: using haarp to cause mayhem across the globe.
`General!" Obama snaps.
The general stops what he is doing and directs his attention to the young, neatly dressed president, and he notices an expression he has not seen on
the president since they met in illuminati school.(teehee!) It was a look of pure, unadulterated rage, although the voice was eerily calm, as if he
were asking the General to please pass the salt, as he said, "I think I would like to play for a little while now. It`s my turn." And he got the
slightst smile at the corners of his lips, which, coupled with the fury displayed on the rest of his face, it was convincingly creepy enough to make
the General obey, but he still had to say SOMEthing to this clearly disturbed man as he slithered out of the chair, "But sir, you are not trained to
manipulate the ionosphere, the consequenses could be-" and thats all he got out.
"I SAID!,
That I THINK!
I would LIKE!
To PLAY!"
"Uh y-y-yes sir!" But he knew he had to get his illuminati commanders notified right away, this- whatever he was doing, was NOT part of the plan!
Only problem- they were locked in a bunker and the president was the only one who could authorize the opening of the bunker. It seemed he would have
to play along for now until he could find a way... The president seemed to be using the earthquake function of haarp, and he seemed to have entered in
a coordinates already. And he was muttering something under his breath about "goddamn bastards!" this, and "dickless prick-holes" that...dickless
prick-holes? thought the general, this guy`s not making any sense. He decided to pry for some info, "Mr. President, if you don`t mind me asking-"
"What the eff do you THINK I am doing?" Obama said, "Isnt` it obvious that as long as there is evidence to examine, the trut- I mean birthers,
will NEVER stop?! Do you realize How close to the truth they are getting?!"
"But Mr.President, we have strategies in place for this reason. You have nothing to worry ab- And besides, what exactly do you plan to do?" Mabus
was glad to distract the president for a minute so he could have a chance to scan the monitor for target info, and hopefully talk this madman out of
whatever he had planned.
"What am I gonna do? What we always do, I`m destroying the evidence..." At this, his grin got a little more nopticabley bigger.
"Destroy the evidence?- ...yes, but HOW?" asked Mabus.
"You`ll see. Watch and learn, General... watch and learn..." And he returned to the controls. But the General`s trained eye quickly deciphered
the data that was now pouring onto the screen. "My God", Mabus muttered to himself, using an expression he had all but forgotten after all his years
being indoctrinated by the satanic illunminati. "You`re going to destroy Hawaii." It wasn`t a question, so Obama didn`t answer. ..
If you want Mabus to pull out his sidearm, turn to page 2012 and if you want Obama to destroy Hawaii, turn to page 11:11
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