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Grumpy people are more advanced on the evolutionary scale!

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posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:09 PM
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Originally posted by seethelight
Hey can we talk about PROOF?

I'm on a kick to have that word removed from the English language.

I know that you, JJ, talk a lot... which must make you a bit of an expert on words...

So what's your take...


What proof do we have that word even exists? I mean really?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:09 PM
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That's a funny story.



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:09 PM
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Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

We do sorely need a director for this show. Some sort of direction. Please!


*wonders if he should tell jpz that he's not doing a show and that all of this is in his mind, which has been sedated ever since the mushy corn 'incident' ...*

JPZ, how do you feel about blueish pills?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:10 PM
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My point exactly.

For all we know it could be a figment of Fox and Friend's collective conciousness...

In fact, we all could be...



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:10 PM
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Originally posted by seethelight
reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux
 


That's a funny story.


Tell the story. God knows we need some sort of direction for this show.



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:11 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

We do sorely need a director for this show. Some sort of direction. Please!


*wonders if he should tell jpz that he's not doing a show and that all of this is in his mind, which has been sedated ever since the mushy corn 'incident' ...*

JPZ, how do you feel about blueish pills?


Mmmmmmmmmmushy corn.



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:13 PM
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Denny's and Grumpy Old People do not mix. Ever hear of the dangers?

Driving and Denny's, all people must be off the road when I get behind the wheel.



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:14 PM
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You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to tell the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to tell the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to tell the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to tell the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to tell the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to tell the story.

You said some of your best pants were people you'd never met, but that you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to tell the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to tell the story.

---

Actually, here's a real $%^£ conspiracy. HAND-CUT SANDWICHES.

WTF?

I'm supposed to pay extra because a human cut a sandwich obviously MADE by a machine?!?!?!

I'd pay extra for a HANDMADE, but MACHINE CUT sandwich, but how stupid do the Rothschilds think we are?

And Stargates.

[edit on 7-2-2010 by seethelight]

[edit on 7-2-2010 by seethelight]



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:16 PM
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Originally posted by seethelight
reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux
 


You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that'd you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to to the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that'd you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to to the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that'd you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to to the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that'd you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to to the story.


You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that'd you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to to the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that'd you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to to the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that'd you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to to the story.

You said some of your best friends were people you'd never met, but that'd you'd argued with on the internet.

I said that was funny.

You asked me to to the story.

---

Actually, here's a real $%^£ conspiracy. HAND-CUT SANDWICHES.

WTF?

I'm supposed to pay extra because a human cut a sandwich obviously MADE by a machine?!?!?!

I'd pay extra for a HANDMADE, but MACHINE CUT sandwich, but how stupid do the Rothschilds think we are?

And Stargates.


Mmmmmmmmmmhandcut sandwiches.



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:17 PM
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Originally posted by endisnighe

Driving and Denny's, all people must be off the road when I get behind the wheel.


Well ... that's why we have a van.


And after denny's, we have to stay overnight at a haunted mansion to get the inheritance.


Wait ...



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:18 PM
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Rome would never have fallen if they'd only invented sandwiches...



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:19 PM
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Don't interviews usually involves questions?

Plural.



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:21 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by endisnighe

Driving and Denny's, all people must be off the road when I get behind the wheel.


Well ... that's why we have a van.


And after denny's, we have to stay overnight at a haunted mansion to get the inheritance.


Wait ...


Vans scare me, I have flashbacks to the meanies in the yellow van.

I do not get the mansion, scrooby doo?

[edit on 2/7/2010 by endisnighe]



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:21 PM
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Originally posted by seethelight
Don't interviews usually involves questions?

Plural.


Okay, I've asked, now you have, we have a plurality! I have a question for you. Whats the plural of plural?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:21 PM
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Looks like the Tea Baggers have struck their first blow:

www.courant.com...

Take that you latte sipping intellectuals and your domestic staff.



[edit on 7-2-2010 by seethelight]



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:22 PM
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Originally posted by endisnighe

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by endisnighe

Driving and Denny's, all people must be off the road when I get behind the wheel.


Well ... that's why we have a van.


And after denny's, we have to stay overnight at a haunted mansion to get the inheritance.


Wait ...


Vans scare me, I have flashbacks to the meanies in the yellow van.


Was that the Bananas?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:23 PM
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reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux
 


Plurural.

It's a tricky one.

Like the plural of shark is "lots of shark"



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:24 PM
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Originally posted by seethelight
Don't interviews usually involves questions?


I think our hosts are applying the Glen Beck methodology where questions are at best rhetorical .... in fact I have seen both of them weeping at several junctures of the show.



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:24 PM
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Originally posted by seethelight
Looks like the Tea Baggers have struck their first blow:

www.courant.com...


Why do your fart jokes always include tea partiers? Gee, how many questions is that, now?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 03:25 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by seethelight
Don't interviews usually involves questions?


I think our hosts are applying the Glen Beck methodology where questions are at best rhetorical .... in fact I have seen both of them weeping at several junctures of the show.


Why do your rhetorical jokes always involve Glen Beck?



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