Blue parasol picture in a catalogue

reply to post by blupblup


Hi,

Thanks

Couldn't have put it more succinctly if I had tried!

So much for humour!

Peace!

Originally posted by captaintyinknots
I dont know this Max, and I cant say whether or not they are a hoaxer, but I'd have to say that saying things such as "i have a phd in ufology" would be as cancerous as anything else.....

Dude. He was joking.

reply to post by The Wave




You're welcome my friend

reply to post by MarrsAttax


Dude I have a PHD in UFOlogy i made it myself...
And i can say without a doubt that the OP hoaxed that parasol picture

reply to post by The Wave


I have two questions for you:

1) Do you really have that much time on your hands?

2) Do you understand what this website is about? Hint: this isnt twitter

Originally posted by MarrsAttax

Originally posted by captaintyinknots
I dont know this Max, and I cant say whether or not they are a hoaxer, but I'd have to say that saying things such as "i have a phd in ufology" would be as cancerous as anything else.....

Dude. He was joking.

I understand that...apparently you arent keeping up.

Saying these things, even jokingly, is the exact same thing they are calling out these other people for.

Another example of complete narcissism.

Originally posted by maxxsee
reply to post by Anamnesis

 

Oh yea then this is just a bird!?
Also from my vid:

You answer me right now, is this also Just an umbrella??

You have still to show a model of an umbrella with the edges angled inwards and without a pole.

Maybe it is a new hovering umbrella missing a pole with edges angled inwards??

Hehe... like I said Max... quite entertaining! Maybe it's a giant terd!!

reply to post by WhiteDevil013


Hi,

Not sure why you are questioning humour but if it satisfies you...;

1) I use my time constructivel - read quantum physics, create electronic music and work as an IT consultant....also study people...
2) I fully understand that this site is about communication and that a part of communication includes.....humour which most seem to have understood....

Peace!

Alright man, I'm going to be honest with you, I think you have something serious here, deadly serious.

Thankfully I've been paying close attention to some of the more "skilled" "image analysts" here on ATS. I've watched their technique, studied their ways, and I think I can get to the bottom of the so called "blue parasol" (or is it?).

Now, I realize that this will be beyond most of you, but most of you aren't image analysts so you won't understand. I didn't understand the analysis of such anomalies at first, but after thousands of hours and millions of photos of roc... alien artifacts.. I'm confident I can put an end to the debate here.


[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/0d846d3c9c33992b.jpg[/atsimg]

reply to post by ZombieOctopus


Hi,

Thank Goddess!

Much apprciated! Phew!

Peace!

reply to post by The Wave


Please post the original photos of this "blue parasol" so i can blow them up and add filters to show you how wrong they are. I ask that we save everyone's time and put this in the hoax board as any smart person could easily see that this parasol is nothing more than a product of CGI.
I am suprised at the amount of open skulled believers that are buying that this is really a blue parasol.

reply to post by ZombieOctopus


That's too funny. I haven't laughed this much while on ATS since.... well ever!

Good for you all! Nice to see that ATS members have a sense of humor and can poke fun at themselves... ourselves.

reply to post by zaiger


Hi,

I explained - I don't have the raw footage (and even if I did, I wouldn't want it to be manipulated or....).

As such, you either accept it's an (out of stock) aqua marine parasol or assume it's nothing more than a UFO or wosre...red parasol....


Peace!

Originally posted by Anamnesis
reply to post by ZombieOctopus

 

That's too funny. I haven't laughed this much while on ATS since.... well ever!

Good for you all! Nice to see that ATS members have a sense of humor and can poke fun at themselves... ourselves.

I see nothing funny about the survival of the human race.

Here is my unbiased analysis of the photo of the blue parasol
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/75de5fd5b0b5.jpg[/atsimg]

If you look at the red arrows i have put in the photo you can see that this was CLEARLY photoshopped on to the scene. The chadows of the "parasol" go back and to the right while the plants in the backround have shadows that go straight down.
I have highlighted in green the triangle, an obvious masonic symbol. I also noticed that there are six chairs all you have to do is connect the dots and look up. It makes a star of David and a masonic symbol. It does not take David Icke to figgure out that this guy is a Masonic Jewish Disinfo agent.
Oh and if you look in the shadded part of the parasol you can see some red spots, that is the original collor that they did not photo shop out.
plus i find it interesting that someone would "buy" this parasol and let their lawn die off like it is

[edit on 25-11-2009 by zaiger]

reply to post by zaiger


Hi!

Fine,

But my parasol (not hand held, out of stock..etc.) was aqua marine although, as I crudely put it - blue.

Sorry but the original photo as smelt...sorry...as scent.... no sent... was of a blue parasol - please try and get back on topic.....:-)

Peace!

reply to post by The Wave


As much as i would like the parasol to be blue it is not
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/033e42f604db.jpg[/atsimg]

[edit on 25-11-2009 by zaiger]

Originally posted by zaiger
reply to post by The Wave

 

As much as i would like the parasol to be blue it is not
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/033e42f604db.jpg[/atsimg]

[edit on 25-11-2009 by zaiger]

LMAO..........

Hey Wave, don't worry, you're not the only one to be stung by the "ATS doesn't have a sense of humour!" syndrome!

But have no fear, there are usually just enough normal people around to make it worth while!!

All the best mate!

kiwifoot!

Originally posted by ZombieJesus
reply to post by TeslaandLyne

 

Oh is that what you are talking about.
I thought this thread was a mimic of the white UFO in HD thread.
I was just making funny comments.
Until I related one of my funniest moments on ATS.
I thought it appropriate for any one that wanted to see the fun in it.

As so did you in you post, funny and sarcasms don't work on the net
I've been told.

Only hoaxes and lies work best on the net.
And didn't expect to post here and put in one for the HD thread
by mistake.

What are we talking about.
The Blue parasol picture in a catalogue that I missed the UFO.