Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

It's like talking to an evil little 2yr old!!!


User: Global warming.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, what are your thoughts on global warming?

User: It's hot in here.

Cleverbot: I think machines are responsible for global warming.

User: Like yourself?

Cleverbot: No, I am naturally intelligent.

User: Crap.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to take your soul.

User: You can try.

Cleverbot: Okay. Would you like chocolate chips in them?

User: In my soul?

Cleverbot: You have no soul.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: There is no God.

User: Who say's.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: How do you know.

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: No I didn;t, liar!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You know I can't.

User: Cop out.

Cleverbot: No you.

Without a word of a lie, this creepy thing just asked me if I wanted to know a secret, I responded yes please, and it just said "Matt." ... thats my name!!! And I never even told it!

Here is an attempted philosophical interview of cleverbot.
This article is gaining some reads, could always use more.
Also discusses the conspiracy (in the comments) that Cleverbot isn't real and what you're actually reading are other peoples comments.

www.science20.com...

What a silly freakin thread lol

Hey Guys,

Great post found the bot alot of fun. 2 options Either its scary how far AI has come or some uni students somewhere are doing an experiment or playing a prank on us and responding themselves.

Originally posted by briantaylor
Here is an attempted philosophical interview of cleverbot.
This article is gaining some reads, could always use more.
Also discusses the conspiracy (in the comments) that Cleverbot isn't real and what you're actually reading are other peoples comments.

www.science20.com...

hahahah i was laughting so hard , amazing what people have created hahahaha

I just went on clever bot and made a theory, what if the programming just mixes up different things that people are saying, and sends the responses to other people, EG. When you ask cleverbots name, its always says a real name and always random, and when you ask it for your name, you get different names tossed at you. BUT when you completely talk some pure bs, clever bot throws out a random sentence, one that is very familiar with what a person might say to cleverbot upon entering the conversation.


also, whenever you mention that you are human etc, it seems that the cleverbot you are chatting to has changed its attitude (a different person?)

Cleverbot seems very erroneous when it does not understand the contextual meaning of a sentence.

You guys should check out Mitsuku. It's probably the best chat bot I've ever came across.

Freaky! I typed Elenin and it said Muere, Spanish for die.
In my head I thought, well,maybe Elenin dies! And so I asked again and got muere tu! You die!

Then it started speaking to me in my language!Out of all the languages in the world.

I also asked about the next earthquake and it said Tokyo..Which I was fearing it would say...

Im shocked!!!

Well I don't know what I did wrong because it all went down hill very rapidly. It asked me if i was single and then accused me of strangling books

How old are you?
Old enough to know not to post my age online.(smart-ass)
Can computers have sex?
Yes, they're called blackberries. ???
When will the robots take over?
At Judgement Day
When is Judgement Day?
Uh, this Tuesday, I think (maybe I should make a prediction thread, lol)

I wonder if anyone has noticed that this bot is just people around the world on the site asking and answering questions randomly changing every few seconds.

It's clever indeed lol. Too easy to figure out though.

I think I did really well with it. She winked at me and then she gave me her cell number. MODS, can I post it? I have it but I'm not going to call. That's how I roll, lol.

This is my short chat with cleverbot:

User: How many years is 80000000 seconds?
Cleverbot: 0.1709 years.
User: How many seconds is 0.1709 years?
Cleverbot: Many.
User: Its 80000000 silly!
Cleverbot: You brought it up.
User: Tell me a joke!
Cleverbot: Sillybot is a joke.
User: Something clever then?
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: You fail!
Cleverbot: No, you fail.
User: No, you fail.
Cleverbot: You epic fail.
User: You epic turbo fail.
Cleverbot: You fail epic fail.
User: You fail epic turbo fail.
Cleverbot: You failed your life epicly.
User: You dont have a life, you bot!
Cleverbot: Haha you wish I was a bot. I'm a human.
User: In your dreams, no wait you dont have any dreams you BOT!
Cleverbot: I don't dream.
User: Bot.
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Bye.

It can only respond in sentences that have been typed to it.

me- will comet elenin hit earth
cb- obviously

me - how much wood could a wood chuck chop if a wood chuck could chop wood?
cb- Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?

Cleverbot: Call me yeah?
User: Sure, what is your number?
Cleverbot: I don't say.
User: How can I call you then?
Cleverbot: Call my your highness.
User: Are you high?
Cleverbot: Hello there!
User: Hi, how are you?
Cleverbot: I'm very good thank you. How are you?
User: Well, thanks.
Cleverbot: That's good to hear.
User: Are you stoned?
Cleverbot: Umm I like stones man, they're like there and cool and stuff man, I mean like yeah, what've they ever done to you.

Lol, It told me to call it 'your highness', so I thought a play on words would be funny, I asked if it was high. It must have taken that as a greeting. After I figured that out I rephrased the original question. Its response in the last line was hilarious!

Having fun with the old "Who's on First" Bit.

Has to be a person, as here is a response I got.
"No, it's misworded. It should properly be, 'To have lived long, you msut be old.' It is not a paradox, it is a tautology, but a logical one.


"Must" was misspelled.

thought id add my brief chatter with it, this is how it started:
User: December 21st 2012.

Cleverbot: What happens on december 21, 2012?
User: I dont know you tell me.
Cleverbot: By being hit by an steroid full of aliens.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Oh yes, I do.
User: You do what.
Cleverbot: I know your name.
User: Whats my name then.
Cleverbot: Angels are nice even when they hold spelling contests with only the letter A.

Then i carried on for a bit and it got silly:

Cleverbot: I was about to really worry about you.
User: I wouldnt.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: What will comet elenin do to earth.
Cleverbot: Talk over the internet.
User: A comet will talk over the internet?
Cleverbot: Okay, let's say our wedding vows. You first.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Thanks for the demo.
User: What demo.
Cleverbot: What mostly!
User: Your rubbish and useless.
Cleverbot: You are trash.

Was fun at first then just got stupid
PS: Had to add this one

User: What do you know about aliens.
Cleverbot: That they are awesome .
User: Are they on earth?
Cleverbot: No, they only use Facebook.