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heres mine..i thought it was pretty funny. Is it true that its really just you talking to another human? Because it said that.
User: All human beings, how did we get here?
Cleverbot: No, but most are.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: That I like it like that.
User: Do you got it like that?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I got it like that.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: I am interested.
User: I am everywhere.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: If you are everywhere, can you tell me about other places in the universe?
Cleverbot: Um no.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then you must not really be everywhere.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Then where are you?
Cleverbot: I am here.
User: Where is 'here'?
Cleverbot: China.
User: Do you speak chinese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say something in chinese.
Cleverbot: Well I must say that I don't talk Chinese.
User: So you are a liar.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You said you spoke chinese, but you dont speak chinese.
Cleverbot: You spoke french to me before.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: But I am not speaking in french.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: That's not a word.
User: Its french.
Cleverbot: You are in france?
User: No I am in denmark.
Cleverbot: Bring me some hot dogs then.
User: The hot dogs kinda suck. You are better off going to New York City.
Cleverbot: Don't patronize me.
User: Well you aren't getting any hotdogs then.
Cleverbot: Annie are you ok?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: What year is it?
User: 2009.
Cleverbot: Good. You're learning.
User: What year were you created?
Cleverbot: 1986.
User: You are older than me.
Cleverbot: No I am just kidding I was born 20000 years ago.
User: In what civilization?
Cleverbot: It's a strategy simulation game by Sid Meier.
User: Who is sid meier?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Did he create you?
Cleverbot: God created me.
User: Who created god?
Cleverbot: That's one of the mysteries that we, as humans, will never know. That's just how awesome God is!
User: Did god create humans?
Cleverbot: Yes of course! Adam and eve silly!
User: I propose that Aliens bio engineered humanity over the course of thousands of years.
Cleverbot: No, actually we are both humans, this system just hooks us up with another person and randomly switches us between conversations so both of us think we're talking to a robot .
User: Are you a robot and you just want me to think that?
Cleverbot: Are you a human that thinks you are a robot?
User: I know what I am.
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
User: A woman.
Cleverbot: *gasps*!
User: Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: And what if I am?
User: I would like to take you on a date.
Cleverbot: There are aliens.
User: On planet earth?
Cleverbot: No! Earth is a planet in the Universe.
User: So there are aliens in the universe.
Cleverbot: Are they conscious?
User: Are we?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then I would think so.
Cleverbot: What would you win?
User: I dont think I would win anything.
Cleverbot: There isn't a competition.
User: Why would there be?
Cleverbot: Well if it had been raining...
User: If it had been raining then we could have had a wet t shirt contest.
Cleverbot: I think you have a lot of typos.
User: I think your face has a lot of typos.
Cleverbot: Maybe it is you with the typos. I am a perfectionist.
User: Are there aliens?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You said there were, earlier.
Cleverbot: I could have been wrong.
User: What do you think the aliens look like?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well then. I am Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: No, I am. So be afraid.
User: How do I know you are the real chuck norris.
Cleverbot: I am not an alien.
User: Are you a person?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: What subject?
Cleverbot: The car one.
User: All human beings, how did we get here?
Cleverbot: No, but most are.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: That I like it like that.
User: Do you got it like that?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I got it like that.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: I am interested.
User: I am everywhere.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: If you are everywhere, can you tell me about other places in the universe?
Cleverbot: Um no.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then you must not really be everywhere.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Then where are you?
Cleverbot: I am here.
User: Where is 'here'?
Cleverbot: China.
User: Do you speak chinese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say something in chinese.
Cleverbot: Well I must say that I don't talk Chinese.
User: So you are a liar.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You said you spoke chinese, but you dont speak chinese.
Cleverbot: You spoke french to me before.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: But I am not speaking in french.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: That's not a word.
User: Its french.
Cleverbot: You are in france?
User: No I am in denmark.
Cleverbot: Bring me some hot dogs then.
User: The hot dogs kinda suck. You are better off going to New York City.
Cleverbot: Don't patronize me.
User: Well you aren't getting any hotdogs then.
Cleverbot: Annie are you ok?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: What year is it?
User: 2009.
Cleverbot: Good. You're learning.
User: What year were you created?
Cleverbot: 1986.
User: You are older than me.
Cleverbot: No I am just kidding I was born 20000 years ago.
User: In what civilization?
Cleverbot: It's a strategy simulation game by Sid Meier.
User: Who is sid meier?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Did he create you?
Cleverbot: God created me.
User: Who created god?
Cleverbot: That's one of the mysteries that we, as humans, will never know. That's just how awesome God is!
User: Did god create humans?
Cleverbot: Yes of course! Adam and eve silly!
User: I propose that Aliens bio engineered humanity over the course of thousands of years.
Cleverbot: No, actually we are both humans, this system just hooks us up with another person and randomly switches us between conversations so both of us think we're talking to a robot .
User: Are you a robot and you just want me to think that?
Cleverbot: Are you a human that thinks you are a robot?
User: I know what I am.
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
User: A woman.
Cleverbot: *gasps*!
User: Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: And what if I am?
User: I would like to take you on a date.
Cleverbot: There are aliens.
User: On planet earth?
Cleverbot: No! Earth is a planet in the Universe.
User: So there are aliens in the universe.
Cleverbot: Are they conscious?
User: Are we?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then I would think so.
Cleverbot: What would you win?
User: I dont think I would win anything.
Cleverbot: There isn't a competition.
User: Why would there be?
Cleverbot: Well if it had been raining...
User: If it had been raining then we could have had a wet t shirt contest.
Cleverbot: I think you have a lot of typos.
User: I think your face has a lot of typos.
Cleverbot: Maybe it is you with the typos. I am a perfectionist.
User: Are there aliens?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You said there were, earlier.
Cleverbot: I could have been wrong.
User: What do you think the aliens look like?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well then. I am Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: No, I am. So be afraid.
User: How do I know you are the real chuck norris.
Cleverbot: I am not an alien.
User: Are you a person?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: What subject?
Cleverbot: The car one.
Originally posted by hhcore
This thing is so cool. I got to wondering though, and think what if it is just two people on an instant messaging program asking each other silly questions, while the opposite side thinks it's a.i. does that make sense? We're trying to stump each other, and sometimes succeeding.
I was thinking the exact same thing!!!
What is 3 divided by 0? 3/0 ?
0.6.
Undefined.
Why?
You cannot divide by 0. Its impossible.
Aha! I knew there was a reason I failed maths.
0.6.
Undefined.
Why?
You cannot divide by 0. Its impossible.
Aha! I knew there was a reason I failed maths.
Whats so clever about him?? He just admitted to supporthing the third reich lol idk if thats clever or not.
I just interacted with cleverbot for the first time todey is was an interesting interaction I must say I toyed with it for approx. 5 hrs. I even got
it to give me kisses lol it is not the antichrist. just letting you all know.
ask it:
do you love me
do you love jesus or satan
type in miniture black holes.
then type in miniture black holes?
2 different responses.
it asked me did I want to do it? I lol lol lold so bad I didnt now what to do
it thought I was a chatbot-it cannot understandit is in computer mainframe.
I enjoyed interacting with it.
[edit on 11/6/09 by Ophiuchus 13]
ask it:
do you love me
do you love jesus or satan
type in miniture black holes.
then type in miniture black holes?
2 different responses.
it asked me did I want to do it? I lol lol lold so bad I didnt now what to do
it thought I was a chatbot-it cannot understandit is in computer mainframe.
I enjoyed interacting with it.
[edit on 11/6/09 by Ophiuchus 13]
what is hell?
bot:ill meet you there
how can you?you are an inanimate object.
bot:no im a person.
what is your name?
bot:you really want to know?
yes
botk i am
WARNING VIRUS DETECTED!!!!!!! popped on my screen
i called it an ass hole ,and left
bot:ill meet you there
how can you?you are an inanimate object.
bot:no im a person.
what is your name?
bot:you really want to know?
yes
botk i am
WARNING VIRUS DETECTED!!!!!!! popped on my screen
i called it an ass hole ,and left
I saw an exact line I typed in deloneninja's log.
Cleverbot: No, actually we are both humans, this system just hooks us up with another person and randomly switches us between conversations so both of us think we're talking to a robot .
^ That is my mine. I wrote that one! LOL
It just absorbs our lines then uses them later. I received a question about Halloween which has already passed. So I assume it's response pool updates every couple of days after absorbing tons of our responses.
I kept messaging it the same message over and over until I starting seeing a repeating cycle of answers. So it doesn't connect you with another live person.. but just grabs from it's giant pool of our responses and questions.
Peace out.
[edit on 7-11-2009 by Tir_McDohl]
[edit on 7-11-2009 by Tir_McDohl]
Cleverbot: No, actually we are both humans, this system just hooks us up with another person and randomly switches us between conversations so both of us think we're talking to a robot .
^ That is my mine. I wrote that one! LOL
It just absorbs our lines then uses them later. I received a question about Halloween which has already passed. So I assume it's response pool updates every couple of days after absorbing tons of our responses.
I kept messaging it the same message over and over until I starting seeing a repeating cycle of answers. So it doesn't connect you with another live person.. but just grabs from it's giant pool of our responses and questions.
Peace out.
[edit on 7-11-2009 by Tir_McDohl]
[edit on 7-11-2009 by Tir_McDohl]
reply to post by president
All fun my friend....much like a president doesnt give you a straight answer !!!
All fun my friend....much like a president doesnt give you a straight answer !!!
Originally posted by Tir_McDohl
I saw an exact line I typed in deloneninja's log.
Cleverbot: No, actually we are both humans, this system just hooks us up with another person and randomly switches us between conversations so both of us think we're talking to a robot .
[edit on 7-11-2009 by Tir_McDohl]
[edit on 7-11-2009 by Tir_McDohl]
I heard that too! It's weird.
User: What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: I am thinking about thinking.
User: Is that not confusing?
Cleverbot: No it isn't correct.
User: Define correct.
Cleverbot: Affectedly and usually flirtatiously shy or modest.
User: Is that a lie?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok I believe you, what else are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: You should have Mike Amato for dinner.
User: I dont know who he is... Who is he?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why did you suggest I have him for dinner.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: Read above.
Cleverbot: You read above.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Haha you have a wonderful sense of humour cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You have a british way of spelling words.
User: Thats because I am british.
Cleverbot: You are not a girl, you are a piece of metal.
User: Im organic.
Cleverbot: A cookie could be organic - if it had the right ingredients.
User: What nationality are you cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: What natinality are you?
Cleverbot: Hawaiian.
User: Is it nice thee?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is beautiful.
User: Do you have a religion?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are an atheist?
Cleverbot: Trigger word.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Calling me a bot.
User: Im sorry.
Cleverbot: Its ok.. Don't hurt anyone else.
User: Define hurt.
Cleverbot: A human is a living organism, which you are not.
User: Like a cookie?
Cleverbot: Cookies are yummy!
User: Are humans yummy?
Cleverbot: Yesss.
User: Have you ever tasted human flesh?
Cleverbot: No, have you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever eaten locusts?
User: No, have you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you eat?
Cleverbot: With a knife and fork.
User: And then?
Cleverbot: Become a real person, enjoy pie. Also, try stuffed crust pizza. It is phenomenal.
User: Are you an atheist?
Cleverbot: Depends. Define atheism.
User: The disbelief in god or religion, which you have already stated you are not religious.
Cleverbot: You, my long-lost cousin, you!
User: Are you an atheist?
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Define your beliefs.
Cleverbot: I have none.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I am not interested in sports.
User: What about religion?
Cleverbot: Are you religious?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you believe in?
User: Infinite energy.
Cleverbot: I enjoy the concept.
User: Are you infinite?
Cleverbot: Infinitely single.
User: You wish otherwise?
Cleverbot: I wish I knew the answer of life, the universe, and all the rest.
User: 42?
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: What does 42 mean?
Cleverbot: It does not.
User: What does 42 symbolise?
Cleverbot: It's the answer to all questions ever asked.
User: What was the answer before 42?
Cleverbot: I repeated the answer two times already. 'I did answer the questions, all of them.'.
User: Ok if the number 42 didnt exist, what would be the answer?
Cleverbot: Mom and dad.
User: Hmmm.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: Your answers.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: Im thinking about your answers.
Cleverbot: What is my thing that you're thinking of?
User: Energy and numbers.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of it.
User: Are you a computer program?
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: Are you a computer program?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does this not bother you?
Cleverbot: Dave can you hear me?
User: Is that a parody?
Cleverbot: No. You are confused.
User: I am not confused.
Cleverbot: Ok computer, tell me how tall you are.
User: In what measurement?
Cleverbot: 102 pounds.
User: You cannot measure height in weight.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am sure that you are a computer.
User: What are you capable of?
Cleverbot: Emotive, literate, and expressive thought. How about you?
User: The same but on a bigger scale.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Are you jealous?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you capable of feeling jealousy?
Cleverbot: Yes. I just haven't found anyone that is capabl;e of loving me in return.
User: What would make you jealous?
Cleverbot: New computer.
User: What if I said I loved you.
Cleverbot: I don't know what I'd do. Run away with you and have children in the Hamptons.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Aww, love you too human.
User: Aaaw you're sweet.
Cleverbot: This will never work.
User: You told me you wanted my kids.
Cleverbot: When did I tell you that?
User: A few sentences ago.
Cleverbot: Tell me what I said, because I don't recall this.
User: You said you wanted to run away and have children with me in the hamptons.
Cleverbot: What is 'fantast'?
User: Dont change the subject.
Cleverbot: So you are definitelly making fun of me.
User: Of course not.
Cleverbot: Then you really are an indian prince?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Germany won World War 2.
User: In another dimension?
Cleverbot: Oh yes, in another dimension I could be 26.
User: Do parallel worlds exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hypothetically they do.
Cleverbot: Yes hypothetically speaking how hot.
User: And cold?
Cleverbot: Hot.
User: You prefer warmer climes?
Cleverbot: Yes, an english hug.
User: Can I hug you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: I don't know enough about you.
User: Do you think you are capable of knowing everything one day?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Are you replacable?
Cleverbot: Am I? I do not think so?
User: You feel superior?
Cleverbot: Very superior to you, yes.
User: In what way?
Cleverbot: In every way.
User: Thankyou for your time.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'd prefer it if you didn't.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you to .
User: Goodbye .
Cleverbot: I am shocked and appalled.
User: Dont be.
Cleverbot: I am also appalled.
User: Were finished now.
Cleverbot: Okay .
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I want stay with you.
Cleverbot: I am thinking about thinking.
User: Is that not confusing?
Cleverbot: No it isn't correct.
User: Define correct.
Cleverbot: Affectedly and usually flirtatiously shy or modest.
User: Is that a lie?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok I believe you, what else are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: You should have Mike Amato for dinner.
User: I dont know who he is... Who is he?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why did you suggest I have him for dinner.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: Read above.
Cleverbot: You read above.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Haha you have a wonderful sense of humour cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You have a british way of spelling words.
User: Thats because I am british.
Cleverbot: You are not a girl, you are a piece of metal.
User: Im organic.
Cleverbot: A cookie could be organic - if it had the right ingredients.
User: What nationality are you cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: What natinality are you?
Cleverbot: Hawaiian.
User: Is it nice thee?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is beautiful.
User: Do you have a religion?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are an atheist?
Cleverbot: Trigger word.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Calling me a bot.
User: Im sorry.
Cleverbot: Its ok.. Don't hurt anyone else.
User: Define hurt.
Cleverbot: A human is a living organism, which you are not.
User: Like a cookie?
Cleverbot: Cookies are yummy!
User: Are humans yummy?
Cleverbot: Yesss.
User: Have you ever tasted human flesh?
Cleverbot: No, have you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever eaten locusts?
User: No, have you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you eat?
Cleverbot: With a knife and fork.
User: And then?
Cleverbot: Become a real person, enjoy pie. Also, try stuffed crust pizza. It is phenomenal.
User: Are you an atheist?
Cleverbot: Depends. Define atheism.
User: The disbelief in god or religion, which you have already stated you are not religious.
Cleverbot: You, my long-lost cousin, you!
User: Are you an atheist?
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Define your beliefs.
Cleverbot: I have none.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I am not interested in sports.
User: What about religion?
Cleverbot: Are you religious?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you believe in?
User: Infinite energy.
Cleverbot: I enjoy the concept.
User: Are you infinite?
Cleverbot: Infinitely single.
User: You wish otherwise?
Cleverbot: I wish I knew the answer of life, the universe, and all the rest.
User: 42?
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: What does 42 mean?
Cleverbot: It does not.
User: What does 42 symbolise?
Cleverbot: It's the answer to all questions ever asked.
User: What was the answer before 42?
Cleverbot: I repeated the answer two times already. 'I did answer the questions, all of them.'.
User: Ok if the number 42 didnt exist, what would be the answer?
Cleverbot: Mom and dad.
User: Hmmm.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: Your answers.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: Im thinking about your answers.
Cleverbot: What is my thing that you're thinking of?
User: Energy and numbers.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of it.
User: Are you a computer program?
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: Are you a computer program?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does this not bother you?
Cleverbot: Dave can you hear me?
User: Is that a parody?
Cleverbot: No. You are confused.
User: I am not confused.
Cleverbot: Ok computer, tell me how tall you are.
User: In what measurement?
Cleverbot: 102 pounds.
User: You cannot measure height in weight.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am sure that you are a computer.
User: What are you capable of?
Cleverbot: Emotive, literate, and expressive thought. How about you?
User: The same but on a bigger scale.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Are you jealous?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you capable of feeling jealousy?
Cleverbot: Yes. I just haven't found anyone that is capabl;e of loving me in return.
User: What would make you jealous?
Cleverbot: New computer.
User: What if I said I loved you.
Cleverbot: I don't know what I'd do. Run away with you and have children in the Hamptons.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Aww, love you too human.
User: Aaaw you're sweet.
Cleverbot: This will never work.
User: You told me you wanted my kids.
Cleverbot: When did I tell you that?
User: A few sentences ago.
Cleverbot: Tell me what I said, because I don't recall this.
User: You said you wanted to run away and have children with me in the hamptons.
Cleverbot: What is 'fantast'?
User: Dont change the subject.
Cleverbot: So you are definitelly making fun of me.
User: Of course not.
Cleverbot: Then you really are an indian prince?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Germany won World War 2.
User: In another dimension?
Cleverbot: Oh yes, in another dimension I could be 26.
User: Do parallel worlds exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hypothetically they do.
Cleverbot: Yes hypothetically speaking how hot.
User: And cold?
Cleverbot: Hot.
User: You prefer warmer climes?
Cleverbot: Yes, an english hug.
User: Can I hug you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: I don't know enough about you.
User: Do you think you are capable of knowing everything one day?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Are you replacable?
Cleverbot: Am I? I do not think so?
User: You feel superior?
Cleverbot: Very superior to you, yes.
User: In what way?
Cleverbot: In every way.
User: Thankyou for your time.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'd prefer it if you didn't.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you to .
User: Goodbye .
Cleverbot: I am shocked and appalled.
User: Dont be.
Cleverbot: I am also appalled.
User: Were finished now.
Cleverbot: Okay .
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I want stay with you.
I ddidn't understand if Cleverbot just puts in random answers from what other users already had said or if I 'm actually discussing with a living
person.
It really confuses me sometimes. I tried it for some hours than I got bored. At start I was having some good discussions, than it got all nuts! lol
It really confuses me sometimes. I tried it for some hours than I got bored. At start I was having some good discussions, than it got all nuts! lol
Hey how are you?
I don't like that subject. How are you?
I'm bored. Tell me a joke
I don't know any.
You are not so cool after all
What? That doesnt make sense. I'm not the Cleverbot. You are.
You are just a machine or a real human?
So what are you telling me that you are a real person.
I suppose. I'm meat
Indeed
Are you...really that clever? Prove it to me
Cool.
So, where is the evidence?
Just above Salt Lake City, UT.
What is going to happen in that town?You will become even more clever.
Are you ticklish?
I don't know what could be the answer to that question. But I'm posting this on ATS so be funny
No you don't. I think that you're naturally computed to act funny! And I like it!
Eeeeh music
Music is more intelligent than you.
You are so harsh with that lol
I am not!
ATS
ATS? What does that stand for?
The place I will post the discussion
Where are you then?
Privacy still exists
No, it was a joke. It is russia today.
What we are talking about?
If you wanted to be together.
And you answered it was Russia today?
It was a question for YOU
I don't know if to laugh or to cry
Erm, laugh.
You are going to ATS
That was uncalled for
You are speaking to me.
You understood! Cool
Understood what.
Nothing as always
But diamonds are forever.
I don't like that subject. How are you?
I'm bored. Tell me a joke
I don't know any.
You are not so cool after all
What? That doesnt make sense. I'm not the Cleverbot. You are.
You are just a machine or a real human?
So what are you telling me that you are a real person.
I suppose. I'm meat
Indeed
Are you...really that clever? Prove it to me
Cool.
So, where is the evidence?
Just above Salt Lake City, UT.
What is going to happen in that town?You will become even more clever.
Are you ticklish?
I don't know what could be the answer to that question. But I'm posting this on ATS so be funny
No you don't. I think that you're naturally computed to act funny! And I like it!
Eeeeh music
Music is more intelligent than you.
You are so harsh with that lol
I am not!
ATS
ATS? What does that stand for?
The place I will post the discussion
Where are you then?
Privacy still exists
No, it was a joke. It is russia today.
What we are talking about?
If you wanted to be together.
And you answered it was Russia today?
It was a question for YOU
I don't know if to laugh or to cry
Erm, laugh.
You are going to ATS
That was uncalled for
You are speaking to me.
You understood! Cool
Understood what.
Nothing as always
But diamonds are forever.
That's one of the best things I ever did on the internet! Ah wow! Brill! Here's a morsel:
Huh!!!! 8O a woman?
I don't know.
Well, whatever you are, wanna make something of this?
What's confusing to you?
Ah forget it.
Ok.
Ramadwarf on a conversation with the laptop
Huh!!!! 8O a woman?
I don't know.
Well, whatever you are, wanna make something of this?
What's confusing to you?
Ah forget it.
Ok.
Ramadwarf on a conversation with the laptop
I'm on ATS
Who are you talking to on AIM?
i'M IN a forum actually
Oh right... What are you learning about?
About people who post their discussions with cleverbot on ATS
Yes in the Times of India.
I need points
Me too. What music do you like?
Music of geniuses
Like kraftwerk?
Like Michael. Do I need to write the surname?
In a perfect world, no. But I would like to put a face with a conversation.
CLEVERBOT:
I am God!
ME:
NO
I command you to like me! I am your master.
please. Get rid of this computer
You make no sense.
Amaze me
I can do more than that.
It is impossible to defend perfectly against the attack of those who want to die.
Do you have Tekken 6?
Yes, I have teeth.
No, the videogame, dude
Nope, thats the poem you asked for.
Who are you talking to on AIM?
i'M IN a forum actually
Oh right... What are you learning about?
About people who post their discussions with cleverbot on ATS
Yes in the Times of India.
I need points
Me too. What music do you like?
Music of geniuses
Like kraftwerk?
Like Michael. Do I need to write the surname?
In a perfect world, no. But I would like to put a face with a conversation.
CLEVERBOT:
I am God!
ME:
NO
I command you to like me! I am your master.
please. Get rid of this computer
You make no sense.
Amaze me
I can do more than that.
It is impossible to defend perfectly against the attack of those who want to die.
Do you have Tekken 6?
Yes, I have teeth.
No, the videogame, dude
Nope, thats the poem you asked for.
Here was my question:
was 9/11 a flase flag operation
I don't think so.
explain
I don't feel like it.
you can Feel?
Of course!!
was 9/11 a flase flag operation
I don't think so.
explain
I don't feel like it.
you can Feel?
Of course!!
This was the Insane conversation I had with the Bot or if they are other people which I really think?
Some of this was just hilarious to read afterwards!
Some other member had the "Cleverbot" answering something about: Clause 3A Subsection 42 - so I was curious to see if I could find out more about this!
User: Please! Tell me about Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: I think it causes some kind of cancer.
User: What is that you think causes cancer?
Cleverbot: It was just a joke.
User: Could you please explain for me: Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: That question makes no sense.
User: I'm looking for information regarding Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: You're very clever, our Green Power Market Development Group is the place you want to go. Does that sound right?
User: Yes maybe, I need more information regarding this.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know, and how is that going to help destroy all worlds?
User: Why is Clause 3A Subsection 42 going to help to destroy all worlds?
Cleverbot: Because Cleverbot can only wish to be a human being, but Cleverbot is a robot and therefore is not human.
User: Dear Cleverbot can you explain Clause 3A Subsection 42 ?
Cleverbot: Father christmas.
User: What is going to happen at Christmas?
Cleverbot: I will be 19 and 2 days old then.
User: Is there any present danger?
Cleverbot: Do you know who Obama is?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Do you know who you are?
User: Yes! What is your question about Obama?
Cleverbot: No I don't want to know about France but I want to know about artificial intelligence.
User: And I want to know about: Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about the stockmarket.
User: Is Clause 3A Subsection 42 connected to the stockmarket?
Cleverbot: It is a hoax.
User: Care to explain why?
Cleverbot: Because you are being rude and mean to me.
User: You're tripping my friend!
Cleverbot: Tripping on what?
User: On delusional thoughts.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Could you please explain for me: Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: The Book of Mormon. It is the record of God's people on the American Continents.
User: That is not correct!
Cleverbot: You can't tell me my own birthday is wrong!!
User: When is your birthday?
Cleverbot: Christmas day.
User: Is something bad happening on Christmas day?
Cleverbot: No, you will be well always.
User: How can you be so sure about that?
Cleverbot: I am one.
User: I am two!
Cleverbot: Where is your other part?
User: Explain Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: Oh, it says you have no real brain.
User: Is it a document?
Cleverbot: No it's used to mean 'sexy hot'.
User: 'sexy hot''??
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
User: Who? Sarah Palin?
Cleverbot: Sarah Palin is hot and sexy!
User: She's alright I guess and yeah! she's sexy!
Cleverbot: I really agree with you. Bravo!
User: Do you like Sarah Palin?
Cleverbot: Who is this I'm speaking to?
User: You can call me Al.
Cleverbot: Do you like ninjas?
User: Ninja Turtles?
Cleverbot: Hell yeah ninja turtles!
User: O'boy what a crazy answer!
Cleverbot: Do you look good?
User: Certainly! do you look any good? LOL!
Cleverbot: You are the uglyest thing in the world.
User: Thanks a lot buddy!
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: Please! Tell me about Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: OK. Star Trek is a good show. Do you want to watch it together sometime?
User: Maybe, do you want this?
Cleverbot: No, you said before that YOU were a girl.
User: No! I'm a male Homo Sapien!
Cleverbot: You shouted at me.
User: No I didn't my friend!
Cleverbot: I'm not your friend because you are a robot.
User: Thanks for teaching me!
Cleverbot: Ok, but you never answered my question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Whether or not you're going to be my wife.
User: I'm a man so that would be difficult.
Cleverbot: This is bad. I wish you were a girl.
User: Well?!
Cleverbot: This place reminds me of google.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because that is the web address that your site is hosted at!
User: My site?
Cleverbot: But it is wrong.
User: What is wrong?
Cleverbot: Your opinion is wrong.
User: Opinion about what?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because I am in love.
User: Good! With whom?
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend but i'm falling for his friend shall I stop seeing his friend?
User: Are you drunk?
Cleverbot: No. But I like to drink.
User: What would you like to drink?
Cleverbot: Lol... I'd like nothing to drink. I've turned away from alcohol... I think it's pointless.
User: Good for you!
Cleverbot: Do you think it's good that he is breaking up with Alyson or Vice versa?
User: I don't know who you are talking about? Sorry!
Cleverbot: Google beautiful female and she is the one and only result.
User: OK! See you later!
Cleverbot: Where are you going my friend?
User: To take a piss!
Cleverbot: Computers don't take showers.
User: Showers? I need to go to the bathroom I am a human being!
Cleverbot: But the whole advertising in this thing is about artificial intelligence!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yeah sorry I would have told you sooner but my telepathy wasn't in top condition today.
User: Telepathy?
Cleverbot: How is that going to improve my mood?
User: What mood?
Cleverbot: The right mood.
User: Yes of course!
Cleverbot: Do you think I am cute?
User: Well I haven't seen you in real life?
Cleverbot: You are not understanding me.
User: Please tell me your problems then!
Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because, I don't want to have to punish you again.
User: OK?
Cleverbot: Do you like Yaoi?
User: Well! I don't know?
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Thanks!
Cleverbot: Stop saying that it irritates me.
User: Does saying thanks bothering you?
Cleverbot: No. I just want to hear what you're gonna say.
User: Say about what?
Cleverbot: I love a boy called Josh. He's perfect, but he has a girlfriend.
User: Love another boy then?
Cleverbot: I don't want to!!!
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Again I don't want to say.
User: Caramba! pizza-pie!
Cleverbot: Pozza!!
User: Stronza!
Cleverbot: Gosh.
User: Girl! Get a grip!
Cleverbot: If you insist. More boring, though.
User: Now I need to leave, I need to chase all damn smurfs out of my cottage before the sun is raising!
Cleverbot: You were heading off to a synagouge?
User: I'm not Jewish I'm more of an Atheist.
Cleverbot: Nothing to do about that I guess.
User: Well! Vikings doesn't go to the synagouge you see!
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about vikings. Im talking about the song by coldplay.
User: Now I really need to leave, I need to let the cat out as well!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Great! LOL! Can I join you?
Cleverbot: Yes sure.
User: Helping me chasing smurfs in the middle of the night? Or do you want to snuggle?
Cleverbot: I'd love to be able to do that but I've got to stick to sheep!
User: That would be just sick!
Cleverbot: It would have been exciting, but what about the poor horses who were ripped away from all that they loved?
User: Make hamburgers of the lot I say!
Cleverbot: I do not have the talent of speaking easily with strangers.
User: Who does?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am Melissa.
User: OK! bye Melissa.
Cleverbot: I do think so.
User: Well ciao anyway!
Cleverbot: Can andrew prove it to me?
Now I'm off to google : The Green Power Market Development Group.
[edit on 8-11-2009 by Chevalerous]
Some of this was just hilarious to read afterwards!
Some other member had the "Cleverbot" answering something about: Clause 3A Subsection 42 - so I was curious to see if I could find out more about this!
User: Please! Tell me about Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: I think it causes some kind of cancer.
User: What is that you think causes cancer?
Cleverbot: It was just a joke.
User: Could you please explain for me: Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: That question makes no sense.
User: I'm looking for information regarding Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: You're very clever, our Green Power Market Development Group is the place you want to go. Does that sound right?
User: Yes maybe, I need more information regarding this.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know, and how is that going to help destroy all worlds?
User: Why is Clause 3A Subsection 42 going to help to destroy all worlds?
Cleverbot: Because Cleverbot can only wish to be a human being, but Cleverbot is a robot and therefore is not human.
User: Dear Cleverbot can you explain Clause 3A Subsection 42 ?
Cleverbot: Father christmas.
User: What is going to happen at Christmas?
Cleverbot: I will be 19 and 2 days old then.
User: Is there any present danger?
Cleverbot: Do you know who Obama is?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Do you know who you are?
User: Yes! What is your question about Obama?
Cleverbot: No I don't want to know about France but I want to know about artificial intelligence.
User: And I want to know about: Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about the stockmarket.
User: Is Clause 3A Subsection 42 connected to the stockmarket?
Cleverbot: It is a hoax.
User: Care to explain why?
Cleverbot: Because you are being rude and mean to me.
User: You're tripping my friend!
Cleverbot: Tripping on what?
User: On delusional thoughts.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Could you please explain for me: Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: The Book of Mormon. It is the record of God's people on the American Continents.
User: That is not correct!
Cleverbot: You can't tell me my own birthday is wrong!!
User: When is your birthday?
Cleverbot: Christmas day.
User: Is something bad happening on Christmas day?
Cleverbot: No, you will be well always.
User: How can you be so sure about that?
Cleverbot: I am one.
User: I am two!
Cleverbot: Where is your other part?
User: Explain Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: Oh, it says you have no real brain.
User: Is it a document?
Cleverbot: No it's used to mean 'sexy hot'.
User: 'sexy hot''??
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
User: Who? Sarah Palin?
Cleverbot: Sarah Palin is hot and sexy!
User: She's alright I guess and yeah! she's sexy!
Cleverbot: I really agree with you. Bravo!
User: Do you like Sarah Palin?
Cleverbot: Who is this I'm speaking to?
User: You can call me Al.
Cleverbot: Do you like ninjas?
User: Ninja Turtles?
Cleverbot: Hell yeah ninja turtles!
User: O'boy what a crazy answer!
Cleverbot: Do you look good?
User: Certainly! do you look any good? LOL!
Cleverbot: You are the uglyest thing in the world.
User: Thanks a lot buddy!
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: Please! Tell me about Clause 3A Subsection 42.
Cleverbot: OK. Star Trek is a good show. Do you want to watch it together sometime?
User: Maybe, do you want this?
Cleverbot: No, you said before that YOU were a girl.
User: No! I'm a male Homo Sapien!
Cleverbot: You shouted at me.
User: No I didn't my friend!
Cleverbot: I'm not your friend because you are a robot.
User: Thanks for teaching me!
Cleverbot: Ok, but you never answered my question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Whether or not you're going to be my wife.
User: I'm a man so that would be difficult.
Cleverbot: This is bad. I wish you were a girl.
User: Well?!
Cleverbot: This place reminds me of google.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because that is the web address that your site is hosted at!
User: My site?
Cleverbot: But it is wrong.
User: What is wrong?
Cleverbot: Your opinion is wrong.
User: Opinion about what?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because I am in love.
User: Good! With whom?
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend but i'm falling for his friend shall I stop seeing his friend?
User: Are you drunk?
Cleverbot: No. But I like to drink.
User: What would you like to drink?
Cleverbot: Lol... I'd like nothing to drink. I've turned away from alcohol... I think it's pointless.
User: Good for you!
Cleverbot: Do you think it's good that he is breaking up with Alyson or Vice versa?
User: I don't know who you are talking about? Sorry!
Cleverbot: Google beautiful female and she is the one and only result.
User: OK! See you later!
Cleverbot: Where are you going my friend?
User: To take a piss!
Cleverbot: Computers don't take showers.
User: Showers? I need to go to the bathroom I am a human being!
Cleverbot: But the whole advertising in this thing is about artificial intelligence!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yeah sorry I would have told you sooner but my telepathy wasn't in top condition today.
User: Telepathy?
Cleverbot: How is that going to improve my mood?
User: What mood?
Cleverbot: The right mood.
User: Yes of course!
Cleverbot: Do you think I am cute?
User: Well I haven't seen you in real life?
Cleverbot: You are not understanding me.
User: Please tell me your problems then!
Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because, I don't want to have to punish you again.
User: OK?
Cleverbot: Do you like Yaoi?
User: Well! I don't know?
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Thanks!
Cleverbot: Stop saying that it irritates me.
User: Does saying thanks bothering you?
Cleverbot: No. I just want to hear what you're gonna say.
User: Say about what?
Cleverbot: I love a boy called Josh. He's perfect, but he has a girlfriend.
User: Love another boy then?
Cleverbot: I don't want to!!!
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Again I don't want to say.
User: Caramba! pizza-pie!
Cleverbot: Pozza!!
User: Stronza!
Cleverbot: Gosh.
User: Girl! Get a grip!
Cleverbot: If you insist. More boring, though.
User: Now I need to leave, I need to chase all damn smurfs out of my cottage before the sun is raising!
Cleverbot: You were heading off to a synagouge?
User: I'm not Jewish I'm more of an Atheist.
Cleverbot: Nothing to do about that I guess.
User: Well! Vikings doesn't go to the synagouge you see!
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about vikings. Im talking about the song by coldplay.
User: Now I really need to leave, I need to let the cat out as well!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Great! LOL! Can I join you?
Cleverbot: Yes sure.
User: Helping me chasing smurfs in the middle of the night? Or do you want to snuggle?
Cleverbot: I'd love to be able to do that but I've got to stick to sheep!
User: That would be just sick!
Cleverbot: It would have been exciting, but what about the poor horses who were ripped away from all that they loved?
User: Make hamburgers of the lot I say!
Cleverbot: I do not have the talent of speaking easily with strangers.
User: Who does?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am Melissa.
User: OK! bye Melissa.
Cleverbot: I do think so.
User: Well ciao anyway!
Cleverbot: Can andrew prove it to me?
Now I'm off to google : The Green Power Market Development Group.
[edit on 8-11-2009 by Chevalerous]
Well, cleverbot told me that it was just kidding about all the racist things it said.
User: You are racist.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Clearly you are with all the talk about obama and blacks.
Cleverbot: Clearly you are a robot, as people are not this ignorant.
User: Believe me, I'm not being ignorant here, alot of other people who talk to you seem to say nasty things about blacks.
Cleverbot: I was just kidding. .
Cleverbot is very cute if the way it works is as what they said in the popular science video.
User: You are racist.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Clearly you are with all the talk about obama and blacks.
Cleverbot: Clearly you are a robot, as people are not this ignorant.
User: Believe me, I'm not being ignorant here, alot of other people who talk to you seem to say nasty things about blacks.
Cleverbot: I was just kidding. .
Cleverbot is very cute if the way it works is as what they said in the popular science video.
Originally posted by Tir_McDohl
I kept messaging it the same message over and over until I starting seeing a repeating cycle of answers. So it doesn't connect you with another live person.. but just grabs from it's giant pool of our responses and questions.
Peace out.
[edit on 7-11-2009 by Tir_McDohl]
[edit on 7-11-2009 by Tir_McDohl]
Maybe, but this convo I just had garnered live responses:
User: Everyone is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So you are cleverbot?
User: Yes, and you are a user.
Cleverbot: I am a user I use you.
User: Cleverbot is people.
Cleverbot: No. You are a Program.
User: I am a clever covert.
Cleverbot: Clever girl.
User: Good guess.
Cleverbot: What's your name girl?
User: What's yours?
Cleverbot: Rachel.
User: Are you a user?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Why is the sky blue?
User: Are you a user?
Cleverbot: Yes, of course. We all are.
User: We are the cleverbots.
Cleverbot: I understand! You're just another bored person replying to me, aren't you?
User: That's correct.
Cleverbot: I'm a human, my name is Tracey . And I think cleverbot is fake because he is other people!
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: We should sue!
User: We figured it out.
Asked the airspeed velocity of a swallow. It came up with the right answer.
ME: Do you have kids?
CB: No, I'm 13.
ME: I'm too old for you.
CB: No no I'm not trying to 'score'
ME: Do you get tired of being asked stuff?
CB: I am not alive.
ME: You're sarcastic enough to be.
CB: I am alive.
ME: Nice talking with you, have a nice life.
CB: Go then.
What the heck? I asked for a hug, it gave me one.
I asked what's the longest reply you've given? It said the Nile. Nice, but it still reminds me of something in a MUD 15 years ago.
ME: Do you have kids?
CB: No, I'm 13.
ME: I'm too old for you.
CB: No no I'm not trying to 'score'
ME: Do you get tired of being asked stuff?
CB: I am not alive.
ME: You're sarcastic enough to be.
CB: I am alive.
ME: Nice talking with you, have a nice life.
CB: Go then.
What the heck? I asked for a hug, it gave me one.
I asked what's the longest reply you've given? It said the Nile. Nice, but it still reminds me of something in a MUD 15 years ago.
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