A conversation between Obama and Aliens

GLK GLK has returned to Earth to see how Obama has implemented his changes since they last spoke.

GLK GLK - Mr President it seems these wars are still going on. We thought you said that the wars would end upon election. its been 2 yrs since that election Mr. President.

Obama - well GLK GLK if we were to end the wars and bring those troops home, many would find no jobs waiting for them. and I dont want a bunch of ex-soldiers with post traumatic stress syndrome angry and jobless.

GLK GLK - Mr President we notice the world media talking about global warming. we wanted to inform you that no such issue exists. we in fact have been monitoring the planet earth for thousands of years and in fact your planet is actually going through a cooling trend. it would be advisable to stop spraying those chemicals into the atmosphere.

Obama - oh sorry GLK GLK, we know global warming is a scam. its more about population control. see if we can pollute the sky enough to damage people's reproductive systems, we can reduce global birth rates. its very difficult to control a planet with 6 billion people.

GLK GLK - well Mr President you wouldnt need to control humanity if you simply got rid of this silly monetary system and allowed everyone abundance. people wont rebel against a system that doesnt hinder them.

Obama - but that would mean giving up our power....