Masturbation and Gay Sex Cause Swine Flu, Apparently

It makes sense to me... Pulled Pork= Swine Flu!

Second line is non witty.

Originally posted by geek101
But i would like to point out that the reason for this is probably something to do with the fact that Malaysia is a Muslim country and so this advise is probably a very feeble attempt to kind of say....'God won't hurt you with swine flu if you stop doing nasty things"

Indeed, it's a less aggressive version of God gave homosexuals aids to punish them for their sins.

The difference here is that the social steering is coming from a doctor, thus giving it a different kind of credibility seldom observed.

LOL

OK, had my chuckle for the morning.

Honestly, how stupid do they think we are? If that is not a religiously motiviated statement, then I don't know what is.

And good luck getting people to stop having sex with themselves or others. LOL

Kind of like the cruel test they did on cats. Every time the cats ate from the food dish (even when not hungry), they recieved an electric shock.

Did the cats learn to avoid the pain? No, they accepted the pain so they can keep eating. They kept coming back for more and more.

I missed this one.

PS. I thought jerking off helped balance my chi. Have I been wrong all these years?

reply to post by schrodingers dog




Well, I've not gotten Swine Flu yet, as far as I know.

Clearly, this man has a personal religious view, and one could closely relate it to Christian Fundamentalism.

Why limit such comments to Masturbation and Gay Sex, while not mentioning heterosexual sex as just as relevant in this regard?

Transparently idiotic, IMO.

Enjoy your body people! Ignore religious fools intent on controlling your life.

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