"I have a crush on woodwardjnr, who is your ATS crush"

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Oh, sure...by me, certainly. One hopes others will feel the same way.

This thread has piqued my interest in the whole topic...I wonder if anyone has written a book about this sort of thing yet? I'll do a bit of googling and see. Like I said, I'm not a facebook member but I imagine that brings all sorts of complications into play with people's emotions.

Originally posted by silent thunder
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...I wonder if anyone has written a book about this sort of thing yet?

You could probably write a book using excerpts from this thread do you know that? oh, and as an afterthought, ive got a crush on you 'Frazz!!!

So ...I see Im not named....Someone lub me. please. lol

I have a crush on my friend seeker11.



Who wouldn't?!

I'm spreading my crushes out as Domo1, beezzer, and Slayer69 (yes, I know how many are in line ) These 3 generally make me laugh out loud literally...and I like to laugh. Sue me.

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seeker is babetastic for sure

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
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seeker is babetastic for sure

We're married. To different people lol. She has a husband, and I have a wife. But it was fun to flirt every now and again. And she's just a sweetie.

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changed my mind

Originally posted by mamabeth
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changed my mind

edit on 20-7-2012 by mamabeth because: (no reason given)

I am not sure if I want to know what you said or not!

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Can I state any daphneapollo music makes me happy? I do have a gf but she said it was ok if I have an online crush...& where is greeneyed leo when you need her? Green eyes are my soft spot.

CJ

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Oh,I just mentioned that I claim Slayer69 as being my personal
property and hands off my boy.
I have "unofficially" adopted Slayer69 as long as he doesn't hit me
up for an allowance!

wow the ever changing title of this thread umm i wonder if zazz would ever crush on me .. lol...


weekly crush that has to be tortosetweek... LMFAO...

Zazz has thrown me over... her lady love...for a guy who doesnt smoke. Never.. NEVER trust a guy who doesnt smoke. I mean, its just not natural.

Check out me new doggie Zazzy! His name is Blue.. Blue Demon. LTNS and one day I will be allowed back in chat.

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AA i thought I crushed on you back in 2011?

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Haha took you long enough to realise I spurned you.

I noticed your dog the other day! He's simply gorgeous!!!!!!!

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
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Haha took you long enough to realise I spurned you.

I noticed your dog the other day! He's simply gorgeous!!!!!!!

edit on 8-8-2012 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)

HEHE! Been busy.. no time for this mushy love stuff and such.

He is a Staffordshire Bull Terrier.. and I lubs him.

hmmm....zazz's fickleness must have been sated for a bit as I have had no requests to edit the title in quite a while now. That or she has just been too busy to care.

I'm too lazy to scroll... did anybody crush on me yet? I need to check that off of my bucket list and it just isn't working out for me yet.

Edit: Warning this post may be too shocking for children and the faint of heart to read.

I'm not gonna read 76 pages of this thread, but I'm sure most of the posts have been about how amazing I am.

Please take this virtual Galaxy chocolate bar as a sign of my empathy for all of you fine ladies and gentlemen who have fantasised about me countless time.

I'm sorry but I don't have a six pack and I don't take showers like your fantasies suggest, this is because I am not human.

I deeply apologise, but I am what you would call an Alien, our faces look similar to how you humans potray clowns (which is highly offensive to us by the way) and yes we don't take showers (we suck dirt off each other using our hamoosas, which basically looks like an elephant trunk but it's attached to our backside)

But even if you put attraction aside I still can't have a relationship with any of you, because I would die from the smell of your bodies (this IS simply scientific fact, but you humans still STINK I can assure you of that)

So once again I'm sorry to ruin your (sick) fantasies, I still love you all.