14 Amazing Chuck Norris Facts ...

re-arranging the letters in Chuck Norris's name even gives us tough results:

anagrams for Chuck Norris:
Rock's Chi, RUN!

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to accept free handouts, and even the least of Chuck Norris's fans can identify a doctored picture:

HAHA this cracked me up. My boyfriend is always making Chuck Norris comments lol I posted this on his FB, I am sure he will enjoy it.

Thanks for this!

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Chuck Norris made the "Ten Best Dressed" list while naked.

This is the ATS Chuck Norris file:

Oil Spill: In Texas, near the gulf, they use Chuck Norris to disperse corexit.


Political Madness: No one cares when Chuck Norris refuses to provide a long form B/C.
When Chuck runs for president, his slogan won't be:Yes We Can, it will be: I know I can.
In fact Chuck will not Run, he will just announce that he is President.

Aliens/UFO: Disclosure will happen when Chuck wants it to happen.

War on Terror: George W. Bush asked Chuck to move to Iraq in order to justify the claim that Saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Unbeknown to many, when they found Saddam Hussein, he said was hiding from Chuck.

Roswell was the result of Chuck roundhousing a flying Saucer that did not get permission to fly over Texas, it crashed near by in New Mexico.
When Chuck heard one of the crew survived, he reverse engineered the craft, launched it with the surviving alien, and kick it again. This time there were no survivors.

Chuck performed the alien autopsy to confirm he had a superior anatomy.
He had the autopsy video taped.
He leaked the autopsy video.

If you go to Google.com and type in ''find Chuck Norris'' and then push the im feelin lucky button it will pop up this message that says ''google wont find Chuck Norris because google knows you dont find Chuck Norris he finds you.The grass is greener on the other side unless Chuck Norris has been there in which case its most likely covered in blood and tears.Chuck Norris picks his teeth with other peoples teeth.Brokeback Mountain isnt just the name of a movie its also what people call the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris's front yard.Chuck Norris once got into a car accident and lost both of his legs and yet he STILL managed to walk it off.All hail the great Chuck Norris

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
"His poop is considered currency in Argentina."

No... his movies are considered poop in Argentina.

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Chuck Norris is so hard he takes Viragra to chill out.




(I just came up with that, good right? )

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats a pissa never heard it before

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Chuck Norris stares a man to death...

Ron paul more a man than chuck norris would ever be.

Chuck Norris is the reason the aliens try to stay a secret...

Chuck Norris can stand between two Tesla coils without a protective suit and walk away unharmed.