What the hell is your problem with Canada?

Yeah, well you have Michael Bolton so we HAD to do something!

Thats right! let that be a lesson to yall! The British had to learn the hard way!

They sent us boy george, we sent them micheal jackson, they sent us the spice girls, we sent them nsync!

TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Canadians habor alot of terrorists giving free and open assylum to all manner of scumbags.

I will keep this one in mind........LOL


How can anyone hate a country that makes Crown Royal? Ever tried the special reserve? The one in the gold box? I forgive ALL your minor sins.

I have tried to copy the taste in my 'shine for years and never been able to. I cant get the taste the same but of course you can run your car on mine.

They grow some good weed up there too, but mines better.

I like the women too.

Did I leave anything out? Whisky, weed, women. Nope, covered everything, who cares about the rest.

Need more good things invented by Canadians???

Canadian Bacon?
Alberta Beef?
William Shatner?

carcino embryonic antigen (CEA) blood test - Dr. Phil Gold (1968)
dental mirror
disintegrating plastic
ear piercer
electric cooking range - Thomas Ahearn (1882)
electric hand prosthesis for children - Helmut Lukas (1971)
electrical car (North America's first)
electric wheelchair - George J. Klein
electron microscope - Prof. E. F. Burton and Cecil Hall, James Hillier and Albert Prebus (late 1930s)
electronic wave organ - Frank Morse Robb (1927)
explosives vapour detector - Dr Lorne Elias (1990)
fathometer - Reginald Fessenden
film developing tank
five pin bowling - Thomas E. Ryan (1909)
foghorn - Robert Foulis (1854)
frozen fish - Dr. Archibald G. Huntsman (1926)

garbage bag (green plastic) - Harry Wasyluk and Larry Hanson (1950s)

gingerale - John J. McLaughlin (1904)
goalie mask - Jacques Plante (1959)
Green ink - Thomas Sterry Hunt (1862)

helicopter trap (for landing on ships)
helium as a substitute for hydrogen in airships
hydrofoil boat - Alexander Graham Bell and Casey Baldwin (1908)
IMAX - Grahame Ferguson, Roman Kroitor, Robert Kerr (1968)
instant potato flakes - Dr. Edward Asselbegs and the Food Research Institute (1962)
insulation
insulin (as diabetes treatment) - Dr. Frederick Banting, Dr. Charles Best and Dr. Collip (1921)

lightbulb (first patented) - Henry Woodward (1874)

machine gun tracer bullet Oh Yeah!

pacemaker - Wilfred Bigelow
paint roller - Norman Breakey (1940)
panoramic camera - John Connon (1887)

Pictionary - Rob Angel (1986)

retractable beer carton handle (Tuck-away-handle Beer Carton) - Steve Pasjac (1957)

screw propeller
ski-binding
snowblower - Arthur Sicard (1927)
snowmobile - Joseph-Armand Bombardier (1937)
snowplow (rotary) - invented by J.W. Elliot (1869), first built by Leslie Brothers (1883)

table hockey - Donald Munro (1930s)
telephone - Alexander Graham Bell (1874) Yep!!

Walkie-Talkie - Donald L. Hings (1942)
washing machine

And hell yeah! zipper - Gideon Sundback (1913)

How's that????

ok first of all, canadians rule (im 1/2 canadian and visit often) and second of all, Zedd, i love your name and your sig, Goodkind is one of my favorite writers

I just thought of this. The national symbol...the BEAVER. Ya gotta love a country that has beaver, as it's symbol.

Originally posted by intrepid
I just thought of this. The national symbol...the BEAVER. Ya gotta love a country that has beaver, as it's symbol.

I once heard someone say that Canada is like the upstairs apartment over a really great party. (keep it down guys, eh?)

JOKE! but seriously.....

I have lived in Canada twice(Toronto) and have seen most of it more times than most Canadians.

Despite the US bashing I witnessed up there, most Canadians are very nice, decent folk and the country is beautiful. (except Saskatchewan

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Originally posted by Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
BUT THEY STILL HAVENT APOLOGIZED FOR BRIAN ADAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually...that is not correct, and there's documented proof:

Canadian Film Minister: Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.


This can be seen in the South Park movie. Rest assured that the Canadian Minister Of Films speaks for all Canadians on this matter!

I personally haven't apologied, I was too busy eating Kraft Dinner. PPPPLLUTTT. HAHAHAHAHA.

A peaceful nation of PEOPLE....Exluding greedy gov and corps...

We got the nice sail boat on our dime.... A nice gentle breeze blowing through your hair.... Thats what I think about when I see the dime...

A cute little beaver on the nickel's, I think of a cute little beaver making his dam in the river with pretty maple leaf trees all around...

And the Loon on our dollar coin, resting peacefully in the water....

A polar bear on our toonie because we gotta remember the majestic beast that will kick your ass if you ever fukc with it.

And our maple leaf on our pennies and flag, because it symbolises a naturesque country filled with wildlife and picturesque scenery.

And then we got the queen and p.m's on the other stuff, but I won't pay attention to that because I hate them all... Their so full of it... but anyway...

Ahhh. Nice calming Canada... I miss sitting out on the dock in perry sound with my morning coffee, staring out at the calm lake... Fresh air and bird sounds....
Nature at it's best...

The people are great and the scenery kicks...

Has it's downs, just like America, England, Aus, China, ect... No country is perfect, but it's the people that make it great.

Not to mention the size of the country (larger than the USA) with a population smaller than the state of California. Plenty of room if you need it!

Im afriad canadians cant take credit for frozen fish, thats something going WAAAAAAY back.

Ok, you apologized for Brian Adams, but your bombing of the Baldwin Compound still must not go unpunished!

Originally posted by Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
Im afriad canadians cant take credit for frozen fish, thats something going WAAAAAAY back.

Ok, you apologized for Brian Adams, but your bombing of the Baldwin Compound still must not go unpunished!

I was for the bombing of the Baldwin compound!!

We will just make more Britney Spears and BackStreet Boys. We can churn them out like a factory and parachute them in if we have to!

William Shatner is enough justification for Canada's existence. =D

And this my friends is why Canada is the Best Country in the World

Originally posted by parrhesia
William Shatner is enough justification for Canada's existence. =D

err, parrhesia, i thought it was Tim Horton's??

Now your talkin' Sapphire !
mmmmmm Timmies ! (see pic)



p.s Hey Intrepid ,GET TO WORK !

[Edited on 21-4-2004 by ubukate]

You implying something Ubu? I'd watch out or Buzz gets it.:bash:

For Doug...........

Silly fool Intrepid,YOU cannot declare SHENANIGAN'S unless all parties are present !
Read the rules !




WA-HAPPEN





Returning back to the original post,you have to take into account that we gave the world April Wine,Glass Tiger,GOWAN,Killer Dwarfs,Nash The Slash,Prism,Saga,Trooper & last BUT not least CHILLIWACK.
Need I say more ?

[Edited on 21-4-2004 by ubukate]

Made In Canada

Henry Woodward invented the electric light bulb in 1874 and sold the patent to Thomas Edison.

Basketball was invented by James Naismith in 1891.

Imax Movie System co-invented in 1968 by Grahame Ferguson, Roman Kroitor and Robert Kerr.

Macintosh Apple invented by John McIntosh in 1796

Television - Reginald A. Fessenden patented a television system in 1927.

Telephone - invented by Alexander Graham Bell in 1876.

Television Camera - invented by F. C. P. Henroteau in 1934.

Walkie Talkie - invented by Donald L. Hings in 1942.

Wireless Radio - invented by Reginald A. Fessenden in 1900.

The Zipper - invented by Gideon Sundback in 1913.

More Inventions & Interesting Facts

Apple pie is Canadian
Canadians burned the White House in the war of 1812.
The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
A Canadian invented Superman.
Smarties


to name a few.

[Edited on 21-4-2004 by Sapphire]