"Classic Quotes" Burial Ground

Originally posted by md11forever
Ok, here we go. From a fairly active thread, this one nearly made me spit Vitamin Water out all over the desk.

"Dell Computers putting top secret UFO cordinates in their software

I have a graphics card that i just got from dell and it tracks the coordinates of the us military and unidentified flying objects throughout outer space. its the weirdest thing i have ever seen."

From: www.abovetopsecret.com...

Here's another one from that thread

Originally posted by Roosje
dude, move your mouse. It's called a screensaver!

Another winner from the thread Who Wants To Go Out With Me:

Who wants to go out with me?

I'm Jesus, Buddha, John Lennon, MLK, AND I stole Kurt Cobain's eternal soul.

So who wants to go out with me? I promise, I won't steal your soul... for a while. It's your responsibility to renew my vows of non-soul-theivery every 90 days....

and that's retroactive, so actually your soul is already mine so you have no choice.

Sucks to be God's girlfriend, huh? Tell that to Mary Magdelene.


Yep, I'm thinkin' of givin' that boy a call. Should be an interesting date....NOT!


[edit on 14-12-2008 by whitewave]

"If you worship your enemy, you are defeated.
If you adopt your enemy's religion you are enslaved.
If you breed with your enemy you are destroyed."
-- Polydoros

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WTF....thats not a quote...its an unacceptable post....You must pass go and collect 200 dollars and go pound sand....Do not attempt to derail the thread with your schoolhouse rhetoric..................Magna res est vocis et silentii temperamentum

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Stop with these off topic quotes, your killing the graveyard/burial ground.

Polydoros does not exist in ATS so try using this thread properly.

This is like strike two with you for petes sake, what gives?

[edit on 15-12-2008 by snowen20]

Anti-Governments quote concerning the quick reflexes shown by President Bush in dodging the shoe thrown at him at the press conference.

Mmm he moved just like the guys from the matrix makes you think doesn't it

Really hit my funny-bone with that one - thanks Anti-Government!

*P*E*A*C*E*

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I never laughed so hard when that shoe came flying at him...I mean I needed a good laugh and got it....

reply to post by cmd18B


The other guy standing next to bush did absolutely nothing- as if he were AFK.

paperplanes already posted a doozy from This One... - the OP claimed to be from a 'ruling family' and went about business with quite the smug attitude...

posted by Hidden_Hand
"Our Lineage can be traced back beyond antiquity. From the earliest times of your recorded "history", and beyond, our Family has been 'directing' the 'play' from behind the scenes, in one way or another."

Then this beauty from Interestinggg:

Your family's sickeningly filthy reign of terror soon draws near its end.
This I can promise you.

Nice!

Another quote for eternity...

In a thread called "Why are no planets named after modern gods?",
Copernicus had this to say:

How about we find the least bright planet in the universe and name it Bush?

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Originally posted by prevenge

Originally posted by spitefulgod
It's a computer render with a blur added later, you just have to look at the wood texture and radiosity for that. Very well done, but unluckily a fake.

[edit]

Although I may have to bow to Kalomar superior post.

[edit on 10/12/2008 by spitefulgod]

ooo you know what radiosity is...
good for you..

but guess what radiosity is being outdated with occlusion shaders.

the video is not CG

hate it when every kid and his brother are going around to every vid posted yelling CEE GEE CEE GEEE!!! I know CEE GEE terms.. it's CEEE GEEEE!!

SEEE!?

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Thread: "Disgusting fish-like creature"

Lol well I am sure before I even finish this post the post I am going to quote and thread and member banned/trashed,

However it is a very funny one liner,

Posted by mmmm Banned member "Clown"
In a Thread
Barrack Obama Invests 1.5 million into clown porn industry:

even my bus driver is in the clown porn industry

If its still there can be found at: Here

A bit funny if not right to do on ATS

Elf.

Here's a doozy by FlyersFan from a thread discussing a cleric requiring his followers to convert aliens to Islam - Thread

Originally posted by FlyersFan
Two things ....

1 - He's acknowledging the likely hood that there are aliens.

2 - I'd looooooove to see them try to force Islamic conversion on aliens to 'make them subservient to Allah'. They'd get a butt-probe so fast it would make their eyes pop out of their heads.

I would pay to see #2 happen BTW...

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That has to be one of the funniest things i have read on ATS in a LOOOONG while. I have visions of Eric Cartman in my head, now.

Thank you for sharing.

Found this one in the recent Ouija Board Thread - it's from mastermind77 and it was the only post from him, so I have no idea if he was being serious or sarcastic...

But it's comical as hell and even comments on the spirits sexual orientation...

Originally posted by mastermind77
the board is evil. and only evil. the room got down to fog and about 40-50 degrees fast on a summer night. The piece moved without me touching, it pulled my finger along. The spirit was gay, and likely a former criminal of some kind. My friend, a chick, would draw out her own because she was addicted. Do not do the board, only suffering awaits for someone. my life has been lame since i used it. And people randomly are agrivated by me, when they normaly arent for similar things in others. its not me..i change alot for others, and its annoying, demons are annoying.

I get the feeling mastermind was serious...

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And people randomly are agrivated by me

...I wouldn't be so quick to blame the board on that one.

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Love it...

This one was short and to the point...the thread was discussing whether one could remember being born or not...

Some posts are just Golden...

Originally posted by starlitestarbrite
I remember being born do you?

Classic from King...

No, I don't remember you being born.

Nice...






drkun eitd!

[edit on 2/15/2009 by chapter29]

I'm not sure why I didn't think of including this quote earlier. It's taken from a thread Doomsday2029 created to lambast users of "evil" avatars; asmeone2 replied to the OP and Lasheic posted a reply to asmeone2:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Originally posted by Lasheic
reply to post by asmeone2

 

Actually, I was trying to give you the plague with my avatar, but I haven't found a way to get the germs to go through wireless internet.

If you're using Linksys, try clicking the Advanced button under your Port Forwarding tab. Set TCP 88, UDP 3301, UDP 2184, and GTP (Germ Transfer Protocol) to 7782 for the Black Death. If you have a different plague in mind, you'll have to check out a FAQ for the correct port range. Be sure UP&P is enabled.

[edit on 15/2/09 by paperplanes]

I just came across ths one in a thread about special abilities...the OP was looking for a way to unlock theirs.




Now, this quote may not be funny, though comical in a cynical way but definitely worth a 2nd look...and anyways, Hallberg just lays it down like a champ.

Originally posted by Hallberg Rassy
Putting away 10% of your paycheck each week is pretty special...voting every election after studying the issue would be pretty special, treating your nieghbor as family would be really special...working at social centers or soup kitchens would mean your truly special.

Spot on...