Did God Create Adam With A Penis, But Have No Intention of Creating Eve???

Originally posted by Kailassa

Originally posted by EndOfAmerica
Actually according to ancient history neither male or female had reproductive organs. We were considered vegetation in the garden of Eden.

They became embarrassed of their bodies because they were unaware of what bodies were. That is why most ancient art (paintings, drawings) show the human anatomy with a leaf or flower covering the genitals. It is understood by many ancient historians that we didnt have genitals for a long time in our evolution.

er, right . . . .

So how did our ancestors procreate with no genitals?

Can you name any "ancient historians" who believe this?

and how did the males pee?

oh and write their name in snow lol

The second chapter of Genesis makes it quite clear God made animals in order to provide Adam with "an help meet".

However Adam didn't find any of these suitable, so God had to take drastic action, yanking out one of Adam's ribs.

So next time you turn your nose up at a horny little sheep, remember the possible consequences!

18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

Maybe thats why early men were all sheep hearders?

Originally posted by Bejing
Maybe thats why early men were all sheep hearders?

and all the sheep were afraid of the sound of a zipper being pulled down - thats why they never invented zippers

sorry - i know - my sense of humor is er...unique!

Hey guys ...figured anything out yet ?

Well yall better get busy and figure out what that wee wee was created for ..
Looks like yall are gonna go extinct ....

The disappearing male
Studies show rise in birth defects, infertility among men
Sonja Puzic, Windsor Star
Published: Thursday, November 06, 2008

Are males becoming an endangered species?

That's the question scientists and researchers have been pondering since alarming trends in male fertility rates, birth defects and disorders began emerging around the world.

More and more boys are being born with genital defects and are suffering from learning disabilities, autism and Tourette's syndrome, among other disorders.

Male infertility rates are on the rise and the quality of an average man's sperm is declining, according to some studies.

But perhaps the most disconcerting of all trends is the growing gender imbalance in many parts of heavily industrialized nations, where the births of baby boys have been declining for many years.
www.canada.com...

[edit on 7-11-2008 by Simplynoone]

reply to post by Simplynoone
Sadly, you are correct.

We live in an environment full of mutagens*, and our bodies are constantly working to repair damage to our genes and chromosomes. Having two copies of each chromosome makes most repairs easy. The broken part of the chromosome is snipped out and replaced with a copy of that part made by copying the healthy chromosome. However there is one chromosome in humans which does not have a twin in its call to copy from. That, of course, is the "Y" chromosome.

So, with every generation, more mutations are occurring in this gene and being passed on without repair. Despite having known this for at least 50 years, governments have kept allowing mutagens to be added to our food supply, knowing they are speeding up the extinction of males.

I'd presume that one day geneticists will be able to rebuild the gene and replace it in such a way that the rebuilt gene is passed on. But, with the wealthy constantly carrying on about the need to drastically reduce the population, you can be sure only the richest 1% will ever get it.

And some us sheilas would greatly miss males if we had to live without them.



*- High energy radiation from radioactive elements, X-rays, gamma rays, microwaves, and ultraviolet light.
- Industrial chemicals such as PCB's..
- Pollutants such as cigarette smoke.
- Pesticides.
- Food Additives.
- Drugs.
- Viruses.
- Fried meat

reply to post by Simplynoone


well, once upon a time there were the families ... and the balance between the number of the male and female was pretty comfortable for everybody. now we have again prechristian life model. the number of males can be smaller to keep the demographic grow (ok, I agree that for the other reasons it happens only in some less developed countries). nature always use the best and cheepest solutions to keep population alive. more babygirls = more possiblilities for a big number of the kids in the future.

the problem is that the existing type of male is degenarating pretty fast. I am really unhappy when I see more and more of the mates behaving like the girls. and it is not only the homosexuals I am tolking about. the worst is that the woman are getting harder and it just driving us to turn over of the whole civilization we understood.

but I still do not belive that it is also a natural change. some groups are working on promoting this model for years through media, schools, bills and it is worldwide. NWO connected I belive.

I, unfortunately, don't have enough time to paruse the topic and see if this has been stated before. However, knowing these kinds of topics I feel it should probably be stated again.

Adam could not have come before Eve. Period. At least, if you still wanna shoehorn in Genesis, Adam could not have come before the "Template" for Eve. Humans have two chromosomes which determine our gender. X is the female Chromosome, and Y is the Male. The Y Chromosome is merely a set of alterations during development to make the fetus male, but is incomplete on it's own. The X (female) chromosome, is a complete chromosome for making a female child. Now, these have to be paired together. XX (Female) or XY (Male).

It is possible for children to be born with extra Chromosomes, which typically leads to miscarriage or genetic disorder such as Down Syndrome. An YY chromosome pairing will always result in the fetus being miscarried. It's fatal to not have the female X chromosome. Humans simply cannot survive without it. Therefore, if Adam is was human, he would have had to have had the X chromosome. The fact that the Y Chromosome is merely a list of alteration is extremely telling here. If God did create man, it was after the fact that he designed woman first - even if he didn't have a working prototype.

(It should also be noted that not all animals share the same sex chromosome setup that humans do. In Avians, I believe, the Male chromosome is the template with the female being the modification. Female birds have two different sex chromosomes (ZW) while males have two of the same (ZZ).

[edit on 8-11-2008 by Lasheic]

I don't know what really to say since I don't believe in religion at all one iota, and I'm rather nitrogenous...yes, I see beauty in both males and females...and being with a male...well, it isn't exactly like we need keep breeding to repopulate the earth now is it? What with some 8,000,000,000 people or so, give or take a million...one would think you would be happy about the penis being with another penis...but oh, the Mormons, erh...oh, I meant the Utah and Idaho Republicans can't have any of that now (unless it's in the Minneapolis air port) getting in the way of the "lord's" plan to replenish the earth and pay that 10% to the Temple in Salt Lake City! And what with the ties of early Mormonism and the criminal Joseph Smith and the Masons (illuminati)? That aught a make a few of the Ute's scratch their arses and mumble "hummmh?". Of course since...oh about age 6 or so, every morman is taught to sing songs about goin' on a mission, rather than cracking books and reading and forming thoughts of their own..."put that penis in the slot and make new mormans (Repbublicans)"...(mod's I know it sounds crass...but this is the truth...it's sexual reproduction, and that's what this thread is about...and I was morman growing up and know all about this bogus farse!)...we are over populated...the only reason the morman church is involved in gay marriage was to help try and get McCain and Palin elected...meanwhile, how many gay mormans did themselves in this past year? Shame!!!!

You know what Salt Lake City is good for? Guess what? It ain't the quire! It's skiing Snow Bird, and Alta, and drinks at the local Gay bars and warm nights in secular hotels!

BTW, I'm still jovial over the Obama Win!!!! Tuesday night was one of the amazing nights you never forget about...for at least 30min's the tears streamed down my cheek. Finally America gets it! And the love and feelings I share with the millions of other Americans who have so much hope for the new world...Truly good times for the good ole' US of A!!!

That said, I think if I were god (what a wierd thought this is, given that everything evolves, but I will humor it) I would want both...it's the chicken or the egg thing.... you need the egg to make more chickens...LOL

Now what should we do with the 15,000 or so nuclear bombs we have out there? Shouldn't this be a more compelling topic that Adam and Steve rather than Eve? Honestly, can't we get past this?

[edit on 8-11-2008 by skyshow]

This whole thread is like theology for first graders. A lot people on here seem to be trying to goad Christians into responding with childish arguments.

Real Christians are still searching for answers about deeper things, like how to love the ignorant fools who bash the Bible for fun, not pondering Adam's equipment.

The story od Adam and eve is just a story, why people dont distingust the fact from reality? Is santa clause and harry poter real as well? Anyone who spek with god or hear voices in head, etcc... is offical nuts, the science and psychology said that.

One very perplexing question is, if there was only one man and woman (or 2 women depending on your belief), exactly how is it then that we get all the different races whe have on our planet?

Try as you might, you cannot make babies of different races without the genetic makeup of those races, unless you can believe that these races were planted here to evolve (much like Adam and Eve themselves) and IF so, why is there NO mention of it in the Bible or any other religious writings?

Could it be, religion much like science (even today) has NO idea how we got here and made up fanciful stories to lead us to believe 'they' have a firm grasp on how the whole thing works, when in reality they're just as clueless as we are?

I worry less about where we came from than I do about where we are heading, sadly with the same level of understanding we had in the beginning!


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[edit on 11/8/2008 by TroyB]

I dunno.. but that makes this commerical come to mind...



But I was always curious who in the heck lived in the land of Nod. Cain went there and married.. who? I guess a sister of his? Otherwise.. huh.. where did they all come from? Weird.

reply to post by AlexG141989


In the Bible itself Adam and Eve are never identified as the first people, read Genesis again, it says that God created man and woman at the same time (and told them to be fruitful), and then LATER focuses on Adam and Eve... If you're going to take the Bible literally you're going to run into these sorts of problems...

reply to post by liquidsmoke206



Smurfette was created by the evil wizard who used her as a lure to capture the smurfs. She decided to join the smurfs instead, hence the never ending lusting after Smurfette who was the only female not related to them. I don't recall a Mamma smurf, so I guess Papa smurf was a single parent, perhaps Mamma smurf ran off or was run over. Hell Papa smurf shot her in a domestic row over contraception.

Originally posted by fleabit
I dunno.. but that makes this commerical come to mind...

But I was always curious who in the heck lived in the land of Nod. Cain went there and married.. who? I guess a sister of his? Otherwise.. huh.. where did they all come from? Weird.

The Land of Nod was peopled by the offspring of Lilith, who had babies with Cain.

Ever wonder where Cain's wife came from? Harder to explain is where Seth's wife came from.. but then again its just a story.

Originally posted by dave420
reply to post by AlexG141989

 

And if God created us "in his image", then that means God has a penis, too. Why does he need that? There is no Mrs. God as far as I know, and if there was, why do they need to have sex? And let's not even get started on God's digestive tract.

And people still take that book seriously. What a laugh.

Uhm...I would like to ask in regards to gods digestive tract..... Does god get gas? And if so does he take beano? And if so why would he create us to have gas? Goodness you would think that he would have realized how upsetting that can be to our little tummies.

Well..............When we all die you can ask Him, I'll just take His word..........

Originally posted by dave420
reply to post by AlexG141989

 

And if God created us "in his image", then that means God has a penis, too. Why does he need that? There is no Mrs. God as far as I know, and if there was, why do they need to have sex? And let's not even get started on God's digestive tract.

And people still take that book seriously. What a laugh.

maybe when sperm comes from the penis of god he uses his mind powers to cause it to instantly grow to full design plan?