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Originally posted by peacejet
Assuming that I have permission to ask a question. I will post this question.
When is a pillow not comfortable and too warm to sleep in?
(Clue-related to volcano)
[edit on April 5th, 2009 by peacejet]
Originally posted by wonderworld
I have 2 answers.
First you use the handsaw to build a ladder and crawl out through the ceiling. You didnt say it had a ceiling only no doors and windows.
Answer 2. Take your fist, punch a hole through the drywall, insert the handsaw and cut the studs and outside siding to make a hole or escape route.
Did I win?
You take the saw and you cut the plank in half, two halfs make a whole, and you climb out the hole. ;(
Originally posted by roswell1
The man is a dwarf, he can reach the bottom floor button when leaving, but can only reach half way to the top button on the elevator wall.
Unless it is raining and he has an umbrella to hit the button with
Roswell.
Originally posted by roswell1
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Originally posted by roswell1
...i think it must be a record of some sort...hardly lasted 10 minutes...
you got it right...
I have a harder one if you'll let me post it...
Roswell
[edit on 6/4/2009 by roswell1]
Originally posted by alyosha1981
Can I add one? well if so here goes.
What's black and white and read all over???