Riddle Me This & gets some points with the first right answers!

Originally posted by Extralien
Great thread... much fun being had by all.

I hope i haven't butted in ..... but I'veonly got a few minutes left on the PC where I am...

May i be so bold as to offer a riddle.... will give the answer tomorrow if nobody gets it..

Two men have a car crash with each other...both have the same head injuries but there is not a scratch on either car....

How'd it happen?

They were in Bumper cars?

They were both in the same car, a small child ran out on the road, they swerved to miss and as they werent wearing seat belts (tut tut) they hit each other in the skid.

nope...not right yet..

they both had seperate cars... both involved in same accident and both suffered same head injuries..no damage to cars..

good luck...I'll check in again later to see if anyone got it yet.

Ok, looks like nobody is gonna get this one then... not that many attempts

It was a cold day... the roads were very quiet.
A thick blanket of fog smothered the entire are for miles around..

considerably difficult to see even the road markings.. so...

Both men stuck their heads out the windows to see the road marking so they followed the correct path...

that's how they had an accident and both received the same head injuries

reply to post by Extralien




That's a good one. Don't think I would have reached that conclusion though.

Anyone got any new ones???

I've got one.

I am a thing.

The person who makes me doesn't want to use me.

The people who buy me never use me.

The person who uses me never sees me.

What am I?

I just heard this the other day from my friend.
You're a coffin...

reply to post by louiekid333


Ack! You got me!

Gratz man! Sorry I can't dole points out....

Have a beer on me. :w:

Lol ok I think I've got one.
This will probably be pretty easy but I'm no good at making up riddles so whatever...

I have no prejudice, no biases at all.
Courageous people fear the day I will come to call.
Powerfull monsters I can easily topple and make fall.
What am I?

reply to post by louiekid333


Death?

reply to post by mf_luder


Right you are, sir. Hope it wasn't too easy for you...

I'm pathetic at making up my own riddles and I'm not going to post ones from the internet because I don't want people looking them up on google so I'm probably done posting questions for a while. I'm gonna stick to figuring out the answers.

reply to post by louiekid333


LOL, yeah - thanks - now you put the burden back on me.

Hmmmm....

Let's see.

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

reply to post by mf_luder


Umm I'm not sure...there are three different Marks? Lol

here is a good riddle:



1-2-3-4-5-6

I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?



ill give the answer tomorrow

That was good...I like riddles like that with letters and numbers and whatnot.

Carpet?

reply to post by louiekid333


your right!!! i love those type of riddles too

WHAT ARE WE?



For generations now we've strived
To please you, with our heart.
But people gather in large groups,
To break us all apart.

You hang us high, from trees or hooks,
Or any place you find;
And then you strike at us with sticks.
Oh, you are so unkind.

We take on many different forms;
Bird, fish, and fowl are found.
You beat us 'til our sweetness falls,
Like petals, to the ground.

Perhaps we break too fast for you,
You would prolong your pleasure.
And so you wear a blindfold
To delay our loss of treasure.

Whatever may be your reasons
To bind your eyes up, thus.
This riddle has gone on far too long.
End it now. Name us.

reply to post by nfinity8


Piñata?

reply to post by louiekid333


Mark was the justice of the peace (he ministered the marriages).