FLAG & STAR THIS MUTHA!
Okay..... I’ve made my stance on
Religion , the
Universe, what I want to do before I die and my
Bucket List.... even my
Top Movies, but those all pale in comparison on how chapped I am about an issue
and can honestly say, without reservation or hesitation ....
I Am Mad As Hell & Will Not Take It Anymore!
Those of you that know and love me
know that I have been known to do a rant or two over my “Dave Rabbit Lifetime” about issues that absolutely
drive me crazy to the point that I want to grab my favorite
2 X 4 and beat the crap out of somebody or some thing. Each of us, I’m sure, has
had a moment or two in their lifetime that really tested your own ability to keep from slugging someone.
Patience is not a virtue that I
possess.
So something happens the other day, I make a scene, the problem resolves and I think to myself,
Enough Is Enough. I’m sick and tired of
situations where other people are allowed to believe that
RULES and
COURTESY do not apply to them. I refuse to be
Status Quo
anymore.
Now, before I tell my story.....
IF you would like to get something off of your chest about something where you too would like to yell.....
I Am Mad As Hell & Will Not Take It Anymore!
Post your subject on your
REPLY and cleanse your soul. Get it off of your chest, knowing that you have the intelligent community of
AboveTopSecret.com backing you up.
Text Messaging In Movie Theaters
Okay.... here is mine. Now that I am retired and do the
ATS MIX Show as a full time gig, when I have spare time I enjoy going to the movies.
Bunny, my wife, is not a huge movie goer.... so I normally hit the theater by myself. I have always enjoyed the movie experience in a theater because
of the spontaneity of a live audience.
I normally go to an afternoon movie in Dallas around the 2 to 3 p.m. area where, one, I can get a cheaper ticket and, two, don’t have a lot of crowd
to deal with. I decided to go see
Max Payne, but for purposes of this
Bitch Session could be any movie. The theater holds maybe 400 to
500 max and I guess there was half that. Because I do not like the aggravation of whisperers in theaters, I normally go to the back row. Now, the
theater I go to is all
Stadium Seating which is great because even if
Wilt Chamberlain sits in front of you, you can still see the
screen. Well, the majority of people know the unwritten rules of movie etiquette when a feature is not sold out. That is if you take a seat, you try
Not to sit directly in
Front of someone in the row behind you.
Well, things are going well until about 5 minutes before the previews start (which next to the movie, is one of my favorite parts). Then.... all of a
sudden, about 10 High School teenage couples (5 boys 5 girls) plop their asses down directly center in front of me. Well, after a few seconds of
cursing under my breath, I decide it may not be that bad since they are couples and once the lights go down, they will probably do as I did in my
teenage years with girlfriends in darkened movie theaters or drive-ins and play
Voyager I or
Star Trek and
Boldly go....., sorry,
never mind.
The previews start, the lights go down and within seconds, every one of these idiots pops open their cell phones and blinds the crap out of me with
their cell lights. So, I think to myself,
”The ad just came on about cutting off cell phones and no text messaging, so they must be cutting off
their phones.”
WRONG!
The dumb asses start texting whomever. Not just the chicks, but the idiot boyfriends too. Now, I am getting madder by the moment because their cell
phones are bright as hell and blinding me. So instead of enjoying the previews, I am having to clinch my teeth to prevent me from creating a big scene
and diving into the pile of them. So, being a kinder, gentler Dave (thanks to the ATS community), I say to myself
”Surely when the movie starts
and the previews are over, they will stop.”. I rationalize this with the thought of why would anyone spend the money it takes to get in a
theater, snack bar, etc., and dick around with a cell phone?
So the movie starts.... and they keep it up.
That’s It! I lean over and say loudly to the group
”Hey, how about a little courtesy
guys?”. They all turn around, say
”Sorry” and flip their phones down. So at this stage I’m thinking
”Hey, that was easy”
and begin to ease my clinched teeth and settle back with my
$11.00 popcorn and coke. Well, within a few minutes, I notice the chicks leaning
over to whisper something to each other, then turn and whisper to their boyfriends..... and all of a sudden, they all get up and go to the chairs to
my left on the aisle. But instead of sitting together as they were before, they are now sitting with one couple (2) on each aisle, with the next one
in front of them and so on, occupying 5 total rows.
I know, you are saying.....
”But Dave..... they are way off to your left side.” Yeah, that is great except they immediately flip their
phones open now and start that damn text messaging crap again. Now keep in mind, this is a
Dark Theater so it is like having 10 fluorescent
flashlights penetrating the tranquility of the night environment. As my teeth begin to clinch again, distracting me from the movie which I no longer
can enjoy or get into..... I again, say to myself,
”Surely those folks that are close to them will say something to them.” A few minutes
pass.... nothing. 10 minutes pass, still no response from any other person in the audience. Everyone is just sitting on their asses being abused by
these idiots who haven’t the slightest idea of courtesy, but only what is happening in their unique world of stupidity. Maybe the fact that there
were 10 of them.... or maybe the rest of the audience had been trampled on their whole lives and this was normal for them. I don’t know. I do know
this, I wrestled with my options that the
Bad Dave was saying to me to do on my left shoulder versus the
Good Dave was saying to me on
my right. It seemed like forever, but after a few minutes of pondering I decided....
I Am Mad As Hell & Will Not Take It Anymore!
My adrenalin was pumping so hard and fast, almost like I was in a marathon race and nearing the 10th mile marker. I stormed down the aisle towards my
left, down the dozen or so stairs to where I was about center where the group was having a text messaging party..... and without a seconds hesitation
screamed from the top of my lungs to them and the audience as a whole
”Is it just me or does anyone else in this theater think it’s rude as
hell to be blinded by this group of kiddos with their damn cell phones”? Well, even thought the movie was still playing, I could almost imagine
hearing a pin drop. And as if almost cued on key,
the entire couple of hundred folks or so stood up and began applauding. Intermingled with the
applause were yells of
”Cut them off or leave!” It was an amazing moment to be sure. With that, the group got up and began quickly exiting
the theater to the thunderous applause of the audience.
I went back up the aisle, over to my center back row seat, grabbed my popcorn and coke, unclenched my teeth and enjoyed what was left of the movie.
When the movie was over and I headed out the exit a few people stopped me, shook my hand and expressed the exhilaration it was when we all united
against stupidity, rudeness and lack of courtesy and reclaimed the relaxing movie experience that is all too frequently interrupted by
*SIA’s
who feel that rules don’t apply to them.
So
IF you happen to be in
Dallas sometime and attend a movie at the
Firewheel Theater, you better have your cell phone
OFF. I am mustering the troops..... we will not stand idly by and have our rights and freedoms abused anymore by the minority..... we will
stand strong against the ignorance..... because, you see....
WE Are Mad As Hell & Will NOT Take It Anymore!
Dave
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Self
Important
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Some of the better stories may be used on a future
ATS MIX Show.
FLAG & STAR THIS MUTHA!
NO FLAMING RULE IN PLACE & ENFORCED!
[edit on 10/19/2008 by Dave Rabbit]