[HOAX]My Name Is Dimitri Habibob And I am From The Year 2040[HOAX]

Originally posted by EvilBat
reply to post by peacejet

 

so he can't have a russian screen name?
just wondering whats my screen names nationality?
or should I be squeeking like a bat?

Look at his name 'dimitri', doesnt it sound more russian.

And didnt he post that his name was dimitri habibob

And he was from India

At least thats what he said.
[edit on 13-9-2008 by peacejet]

[edit on 13-9-2008 by peacejet]

[edit on 13-9-2008 by peacejet]

You guys didn't know?

There is a "Little Time Traveler" Lego set for the more ambitious 8 year olds.
Just piece something together than vaguely resembles a device and Lego does the rest!
It literally functions as a two-way time machine

Here's my own personal Tardis:



I'm about to fire it up and go back in time just right before I opened this thread and warn my self for the love of God not to look!

Damn corrupting the time line, I want to erase my memory of this lackluster hoax and remember the good old days when hoaxters actually put time and effort into their ruse and wrote at a 12th grade level at the very least.

Wish me luck.

- Lee


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Sorry for that delay as i left the cafe.

Apple are not selling iphones anymore.

Vista is long gone as there is a new version of Windows.

The drought is also horrible therefore i insist you start to act on how much water you use now as you can change the future on how the drought may be.

Any other questions that will make me prove i am from the year 2040?

reply to post by peacejet


look at what your asking?
to prove he's indian buy writing hindi
because he has a russian name?

I have an english name but I'm not english
Some would go as far as saying I have a white mans name
but I'm not white either

parents name their kids what they see fit

Originally posted by Dimitri_Habibob
a picture of my time machine is below.

This made my day.

Originally posted by EvilBat
reply to post by peacejet

 

look at what your asking?
to prove he's indian buy writing hindi
because he has a russian name?

I have an english name but I'm not english
Some would go as far as saying I have a white mans name
but I'm not white either

parents name their kids what they see fit

Fine lets leave this issue, hes back online.

[edit on 13-9-2008 by peacejet]

Originally posted by Dimitri_Habibob
Sorry for that delay as i left the cafe.

Apple are not selling iphones anymore.

Vista is long gone as there is a new version of Windows.

The drought is also horrible therefore i insist you start to act on how much water you use now as you can change the future on how the drought may be.

Any other questions that will make me prove i am from the year 2040?

What you've left the cafe?? that was your opportunity to prove your identity! How are you still online if you've left the cafe? Have you gone to another one? which one I'll find out about it for you

reply to post by Dimitri_Habibob

What is the name of the successor of vista and how did linux fare did it get half of the market from windows.

Originally posted by Dimitri_Habibob
Sorry for that delay as i left the cafe.

Apple are not selling iphones anymore.

Vista is long gone as there is a new version of Windows.

The drought is also horrible...

Nope, none of that happens in 2040.
Sorry you're wrong.

- Lee

EvilPat is %100 correct. And to answer someones quesiton earlier there are more white men than black.

And also Russia launch a nuclear strike on America in the year 2015 as it kills millions of people.

Originally posted by Dimitri_Habibob
EvilPat is %100 correct. And to answer someones quesiton earlier there are more white men than black.

And also Russia launch a nuclear strike on America in the year 2015 as it kills millions of people.

Ok then did world war three start.

No i am back at the cafe i was at before.

now i think i have answered enough questions to prove to you im from the year 2040.

Now all of you users proberly think my information i have given you is rubbish. But when time comes you will learn it is all true.

Oooookay....

So apart from your toy time machine, your grand theft auto inspired name and your obvious lack of proof....

Why haven't the mods banned you and closed this thread?

Bet you didn't 'predict' that did you eh?

I don't believe that you are a time traveler OP but here is your chance to prove me wrong:

1. What year did Brad Pitt die?
2. Who wins the presidency in 08
3. Where are you living now? In a cafe?
4. Did you bring your computer with you or is it a tiny computer that you store in the trunk of your lego car?
5. What are you going to do if someone asks for your passport or id.. and they see it's from 2040! OH... show us your 2040 ID.

Originally posted by Dimitri_Habibob
No i am back at the cafe i was at before.

now i think i have answered enough questions to prove to you im from the year 2040.

Now all of you users proberly think my information i have given you is rubbish. But when time comes you will learn it is all true.

Ok what are you going to do now sight see the past and leave ten days later.

Originally posted by Dimitri_Habibob
No that is not correct.

And these smart comments are not appropriate as i traveveld from the future to the past just to let you know a little about the future.

I know none of you people believe me but when my predicitions come true you will understand.

STOP!

Just stop now son and there won't be any trouble. We already know the internet cafe you are using. Have you noticed the surveilance cameras in the store? You are on tape ... and you are a hoaxer, a fraud, a charlitan.
MODS!!! This thread should be closed now and his points removed.

Notice that he allows the other users to place questions that he answers with essentially non-answers. Notice that he states he is from India, a country where English is spoken by the vast majority of people, in fact, it is spoken pretty well by a huge amount of the population there. Notice that he uses the word predictions in his post, a person from the future would not use the word prediction as it is already the past to them so a person from the future would say history.

There is a word for people like the OP, it begins with 'm' and is five letters long.

There will be a WWIII but it will not be as large as the other world wars. It will start in late 2015.

You still haven't answered my questions yet....

this would determine that you are, as you say at an internet cafe and not lying

ok if you are going in a month from now how can you leave on september 12 today is september 13.

I will go back in 1 month to the year 2040 on the 12 of september as it will take me about 1 day to arrive in the year 2040.

It is from your own post explanation please.

Originally posted by Dimitri_Habibob
No i am back at the cafe i was at before.

now i think i have answered enough questions to prove to you im from the year 2040.

Now all of you users proberly think my information i have given you is rubbish. But when time comes you will learn it is all true.

I'm confused, what information have you given us? The information you gave are just guesses of effects based on current events.