How would you approach an alien?

I could just see it now


Some poor Alien coming 80 billion light years to do some innocent anal probing or cattle mutilation ends up in Santas room for some innocent voyerism and gets traumatised and ends up in some straight jacket at some insane assylum

e:casually

Id love to sit down and drink a beer with a gray, i think it would be awesome, people always act like their evil little bug eyed critters that want to probe your anus, that may be true but i doubt it. I would want to find out for myself rather than listen to someone who probably just had a bad dream.

First id try to pull its skin, so i am sure its not a hoaxer.
Id take a picture of him holding a newspaper for the ATSers.
I will switch the recorder on and
Then i will ask him if he supports obama or mccain

Name one good thing the greys have ever done for us humans? @#!$%
that sh#@! Time to rock out with the glock out!

Try and play twister with it, then test its egg head out with trivial pursuit
Or you can play truth or dare with it.

I would do A through E, then skip F. After that I would shoot it.

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The same way I would react if a burgler came in.... or a man in black.... or bigfoot .... or Ed Dames....

Scream continuously whilst running in circles flailing my arms acting crazy and hope that the intruder would assume that I am too unpredictable and insane. Heck it worked on getting rid of my ex

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With my hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and pray that they are not vogon.
Hopefully I will have my towel.

My first thought was:

very carefully, and not wearing red.

[edit on 23-7-2008 by nixie_nox]

Reptilian, I would greet it with a shotgun blast to the face.
Gray, I would try to mentally protect my self, if i feel intentions are malevolent i would blast him in the face with a shotgun.
Paladin/ Nordic, I would greet with love

1. Freak the hell out in the realization that I knew my dad had been hiding something all those years
2. Turn on the lights
3. Introduce myself
4. Request ride in starship
5. Request to see advanced armaments aboard said craft
6. Insist they explain Roswell
7. Ask about Tungusga
8. Ask about the origin of Human life


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[edit on 23-7-2008 by FTD Brat]

Paladin/ Nordic, I would greet with love

Then shotgun blast to the face dont want them to feel left out now do we ?

Nick his spacecraft, do my best to fly it to London, make a sign saying "This is a flying saucer" and park it on the MI5 building, shortly after calling the BBC. Yep that's what i'd do. Might sit on the top of it naked as well, oh and i'd have to visit saturn or carve my name on Uranus or something.

On a serious note, i'm not sure what i'd do. Panic, laugh, cry, go insane, attack it, all are viable options and i can't think what i'd do without being confronted with the situation. I doubt anyone can really say what they'd do realistically speaking.

i can say that i would offer him a beer, yadda yadda yadda. but the truth is, i'd probably be extremely terrified! i sleep naked afterall, and if anyone besides my bf shows up in my room in the middle of the night, my first reaction would be to scream. the movies and tv have made me rather scared of ET's....so unless they acted like E.T.(phone home guy) i'd probably freak out.

First off, id have to extend my hand out and say "Whats up my brotha from anotha motha"

In all honesty, i would probably just crap my pants and shiver my timbers. Aliens, i dont care how nice they are, just creep me out big time.

i'd proberbly hand them some lube then ask nicley that they use it when they probe me.

i'd proberbly think of many things in the time i had to make sure my experience is more comfortable.

seriously, i would make no sudden movements and would simply tell them i am not a threat to them and ask what they wanted and why me.

Armed to be sure. I am not going to walk up with a Coke and a smile and let it drag me off to some planet to mine cobalt. I might even snipe the little green/grey thing and sell the body to FOX or SETI.

First, I would piss myself.

Second, I would try to have a staring contest. If I won, I'd try to convince it that it owes me, and would proceed to video it and ask for evidence to give to the rest of the world as proof of its existence. If I lost , I would spit it its eyes real quick and run away screaming like most civilized would do.

Third, I would tell it that if it lets me go to another planet and see other human-like lifeforms, I would pimp it's ride so all the female greys would be jealous.

Last, I would ask it if I would ever see it again, and/or how could I get in touch with it? (I'd be careful to give it a few days before I try to reach it, so as to not seem desperate)

Hopefully I wouldn't get abducted and come back with a sense of humor and an ass that could take a rubber fist.