How would you approach an alien?

Cheech and Chong Style! Ask if they have any of that "Space weed" man.



However keeping in mind they are telepatic, if you "ask" them questions they'll just look down upon you. You can project questions, that might be imprssive.

Probably about the same way I greet an unfamiliar dog. What the heck, it usually works great with them.

That's assuming it isn't doing anything freaky. lol Then the rules change quite a bit.

reply to post by Aron1138


With the Vulcan hand sign.

reply to post by menguard

Wow I never heard a wounded animal type ufo mentioned before. Very puzzling/interesting this. A plasma yes, shape shifter yes, biological being with what can almost be described as a pulse/heartbeat as you look at the thing yes. Never seen a wounded animal type craft though.

To be honest a good approach is to hold your arms out in the air and yell "thankyou Lord Jesus for the experience for this is amazing." They seem to like it.

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That being more metaphorical because the craft was acting like it was out of breath when making these manuevers like going up and down, like a dog panting. Yet I could hear a wave of energy when it went up and down, sounds like the force of it was pulling on its mechanical design.

WEIRD. When your being beamed up you are usually inside the ship and outside with your body, from the feeling of it. It's like the physical body remains on a physical level and the spirit is on another plane or level inside the ship.

A type of bi-location thing.

[edit on 23-7-2008 by menguard]

ok ok ok all joking aside
I would have a basket full of questions like

Where are they from?

What does their planet look like?

How did they evolve?

How does their craft work? "as if I would understand"

How long have they known about us?

Do they believe in a God?

Is there time travel?

How does warp drive work? Again as if I would understand

The more I think about it the more I want ring their little scrawny grey necks for not giving us more answers! How dare they sit there and let us polute and poison ourselve when they probably went through a very similar thing in their own past.

and whats with all the anal probing?

Ever since I was a kid, I have had a memory that is pretty vivid about what I thought was a Grey standing near a couch. For some reason I ran towards him/it and threw a left-arm clothesline move on him taking him down. That's the only memory, though. Could this be a past-life memory? Maybe they took me out because I did that. Probably just a dream. In this life - I've been pretty docile, no fights or anything violent other than an occasional frustrated outburst.

These days, I'd be able to approach with some skepticism but an open mind. I'd be freakin' scared though - until I figured out what was going on at the time. There are some of these guys who say that they get visited constantly over the course of the years by smoe alien(s) who just pop in to their living rooms and hang out for a while. Who knows if that's true.

I think that if they are real and the abductions are real - they tend to freeze us because we'd be so traumatized, we could react harshly on them.

Someone wrote about Greys liking strawberry ice cream. Huh, that's something to remember.

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Given the time and the opportunity how would you approach an alien that appeared in your room (It's a grey not a fish

).

I would always make sure I have one of these ready.



Just in case the alien happens to be one of these.

Always Keep Back Up,.




[edit on 23-7-2008 by Malevolent_Aliens]

1. Ask if he/she's into nascar (that would explain why mainly rednecks are abducted)

2. I think I would just have a staring contest with it until it made the slightest movement upon which i would probably then need to ensure it that I was friendly

3. Once that was established I would try to find a means of communication (symbols, drawings, language, etc)

4. Ask how much it knows about our governments agendas, etc.

5. Ask what it wants of me.

6. Take pictures (hopefully), don't know if they are sensitive to that sort of thing. Would obviously have to respect their wishes of privacy.

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if I didn't just wake up - because I'm kind of stupid when I wake up - and I actually had a second or two to think about it - I'd offer my hand

seems like a civilized thing to do - and the meaning is obvious

their reaction would be obvious too

We're nothing but cattle to these Grays. They capture and do experiments on humans against their will. Travis Walton (Fire in the Sky) proved that. The Pascagoula fishermen kidnapped back in the 60s were experimented on, too. If a human tried to kidnap me and do medical experiments on me or tried to sexually assault me, I can use deadly force, if need be to escape. Why not with the Grays? They are not our friends and never will be. I'd go with 00 buckshot in their puny chest and burn the Gray's carcass when I know I can drag it safely to a burn site. I'd pour quick lime, or powdered cement, or bleach where it bled out, too.

If I get their spaceship in the deal, I'd sell it for millions. AS IS to a descreet buyer.

Originally posted by Malevolent_Aliens
reply to post by Aron1138

 

Given the time and the opportunity how would you approach an alien that appeared in your room (It's a grey not a fish

).

I would always make sure I have one of these ready.

Just in case the alien happens to be one of these.

Always Keep Back Up,.

[edit on 23-7-2008 by Malevolent_Aliens]

Can't...stop...laughing. Well played.


I think I would keep "good news" on the shelf and try to have civil communication without appearing to be a scared primate. I am sure it would not be their first time seeing a human and I would not want to live up to the "cleatus of the backwoods" stereotype, lol...

reply to post by Bowcatz001

I'm sorry but If you think every sentient species in the universe is out to get you. Then I have no respect for you what-so-ever and I doubt anyone else here does either.

[edit on 23-7-2008 by Aron1138]

Just because I'm insanely driven to prove their existance, I'd probably shout "wait here" and grab a camera.

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I'll get over it.

I'm surprised no one has said this yet...

OFFER THEM A CUP OF TEA!!

HAHA, people from the UK will get that joke...if not look up Jeremy Beadle

In a more serious note, i would prob talk to it telepathically, cuz ive always hated speaking lol, and after it drank its tea () i would ask it for a tour of its ship.

Then id prob ask them to take me away ahah, or at least into space, as thats my life long dream, to go into space

Dont think i would try and harm it in any way , even if it wanted to probe me, cuz then they might come back then i get a good relationship going with them and them might get on their ship haha

I'd give it a wink and ask it if it wants to slip into something more comfortable. Then I'd go "round the world."

Hey, it came into MY bedroom, it gets the same treatment anyone else would.

Hey, it came into MY bedroom, it gets the same treatment anyone else would.

Hey Santa the topic was how would you approach and alien NOT
How to traumatise one

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I'm with you. In a matter of seconds one of us would be dead. Him or me. Shoot first! Ask questions later. I can't believe that so many people believe that if some alien being showed up in the middle of the night in your bedroom he is there on a peace mission. Get real already. Nothing good can come of something or someone showing up in your room in the middle of the night. If they landed at the local city park in the middle of the field at high noon a wait and see attitude may be the best course of action. The Grays if real are not our friends.