I was abducted by aliens.

Don't any of you get it? The OP was busy snapping pics and just about to up load them when bang, bang, bang - the front door is busted down and in walk 2 MIB. yes, MIB's, not the silly Will Smith type MIB - a REAL MIB - you know, the alien / clone / Android MIB. They knocked him on the head, grabbed the stuff and dragged his sorry a** to the car.

Just then 3 big black hummers screech to a halt and out jumps Jack Bauer! During the ensuing gun battle the OP was hit in the head causing it to crack open like an over-ripe watermelon....so now we will never see what he had

A much better ending I think....hehehe

reply to post by willytee

Perfect, now that sounds like a plan. SEE GUYS THATS NOT SO HARD!!!. Remember bro dont land on the roof, that remodel isnt quite finished yet.........

reply to post by Anonymous ATS
GOLLY! Sounds mysterious........

It's about damn time. Wow. Never thought this damned day would arrive. T minus 12 and counting. I trust afterwords, you'll appreciate my intentions. And read this folks, please. You're really not alone, silly u. en.wikipedia.org... As far fetched as it sounds, we really have been saying these things all along and supression has taken the toll. They are tired of pleading for an open forum, and we need to move the # on and get our decisions in order, we have but a few years.

Background is that I'm a GS15 equivalent in the NSPD (National Security Protection Division), one of the many blackops agencies tasked with the insurmountable and jokingly stupid task of protecting -- you -- from whatever the threat de jour happens to be. I'm a techie.

Aliens are the "threat", and real or not Glenn (his name) was abducted. Actually we call them "Large Anomaly Presence Phenonmenon" (LAPP). We 'officially' don't know they're UFO's. But when they travel at triple-supersonic speeds in our atmosphere and measure football fields across the daisies growing on our grandfather's graves start to stink. Plus, the other agencies attending the ops conventions tend to share a bit of data. Yeah, we're prohibited from discussing these things, but the ends justify the means. We are a network, after all. What did they expect?

And yes, young Virginia, there *is* a santa claus. Problem is (funny) that I have a #load of information in the warehouse which can't be uploaded. I can -- of course -- download to a removeable drive and post the snippets. Yes, you DB fools, I can absolutely upload the intelligent bits and get you the Synthetic Aperature Radar data that I collect, mine and sort for our higher-ups. But what #ing good is that? Since you have not the application code -- it is utterly useless. As planned, of course.

We were given a choice a long time ago as a sentient race, and we neglected and misrepresented those decisions. We chose to manage the truth ourselves. It is not a wise choice, as you'll soon find out. True to form, we humans are bastards and morons, but that's aside from the main point here: disclosure.

Listen to me and get this stuff straight right now. Kiss your preconceptions away and realize and embrace the cold and naked truth --- we're weeks away from disclosure. I cannot be more specific than to say we have *absolutely* nothing to fear and that this entire episode is going to look stupid and silly among the backdrop of contacts in the past 61 years. Abductions are just that contacts and we find more and more that they are benign and not hostile yet we cannot disclose them due to the paranoia around loss of control. I don't have the compartmentalized access to officially realize the data points, but I've assembled a collage that represents the bigger picture. Most, like me, are removed from circulation when we present a threat. I really don't know why I've not been, and in one sense I'm #ting bricks as I type this. In another, I'm giddy with joy. I'm freeing myself, and you at the same time. It *is* an exciting time! Do know that I've both a bug out plan, and a dead mans switch enabled. Lucky ATS!

But it's not me and they know that -- genera leaks are coming more and more as the oldies begin to die, and I suggest you just google/live/digg/reddit and you're going to find what you need to in order for the linkages to cement and your ideas to solidify.

We are simply not alone! Welcome to the next generation of thought and the help that we as a planet and as a species desperately need.

Listen to your instinct, your gut. We have an amazing ability to predict intentions, and as a species this will add to our measure of sucess as we are shortly tested. Chixilub was a wake up call. Make no mistake Bruce Willis is about to be pleasantly suprised.

reply to post by LeeHawt
Wild Clams!!!!!???? I knew it, the Mollusk System is now on the offensive.............Just kidding dude.AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDD, MOVING ON.......... MODS, I think perhaps this thread has run its course...........



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Honestly?

It is stuff like this that makes me feel ashamed of how a majority of the ATS members approach a sensational thread.

Not that I don't believe that people can have alien encounters, nor do I have any evidence that this OP's claim is not a hoax (although the book part screams it) but it is just the simple fact that this OP has done nothing and already this is six pages long and flagged. There are much more deserving topics that get overlooked and ignored where people have something legitimate to say on all range of topics, yet this claim...followed by absolutely no real information or evidence...has grasped your attention to the point of having it on the home page as a featured thread.

Is it the sensational title?
The outlandish claim of owning an "alien" book?
The need to wait so you have an opportunity to say "busted" once the item is revealed?

This appears to be a hoax. He has no evidence I am sure.
The only evidence I see here is a bunch of members overreacting to absolutely nothing.

- Lee

reply to post by lee anoma


Amen!

I, too, have noticed the... popularity (for lack of a better word) of questionable (putting it mildly) threads and damn important ones fading away into obscurity...

Let's try to omit this unbalance, folks. There are critical matters at hand that warrant the bright minds of ATS members.

dream state sleepwalking, semi-conscience state...nothing major. Often times this results in very lucid or even hallucinogenic type visions mixed and mingled with subconscious projections (aka dreams). Basically one's mind is caught between waking reality and dreaming. However if it happens again you may want to get a sleep disorder professional's opinion. It could be dangerous. I've experienced this twice before (not me myself but experiences of others), one instance wasn't pleasant.

There is a logical explanation, I assure you alien abduction is not one of them.

reply to post by Anonymous ATS


i agree. but i wish it were true; still hoping it is maybe? i wouldn't know what to do if i were abducted and GIVEN concrete proof. Who do you tell? the news? the police? or would the government hunt you down right away? do you think anyone has been given concrete proof after an abduction and the government seized it?

reply to post by Malevolent_Aliens

dan tanna's abduction was fake??? wtf. i was extremely captivated by that. grr

I can't believe I just read through all of your posts. I was just looking for a more recent post from the OP, but instead I had to scan through numerous pages of immature remarks. If you don't have anything good and informative to say why waste people's time by posting negative wise a#$ comments? This guy could be teling the truth, though I doubt he will be able to post pics from his camera, since most computer users arent that knowledgable, and cell phone pics inevitably suck, don't criticize and judge until ya know he's a hoaxer, remember innocent until proven guilty.

Originally posted by starvingartist
I can't believe I just read through all of your posts. I was just looking for a more recent post from the OP, but instead I had to scan through numerous pages of immature remarks. If you don't have anything good and informative to say why waste people's time by posting negative wise a#$ comments? This guy could be teling the truth, though I doubt he will be able to post pics from his camera, since most computer users arent that knowledgable, and cell phone pics inevitably suck, don't criticize and judge until ya know he's a hoaxer, remember innocent until proven guilty.

Please don't judge based on completely new posters who sign up and start jeering. Look at the points. Those with a least 500 or so are almost always patient and polite, being committed to the site and directing comments at the story, not the poster.

Innocent until proven guilty is applied to protect a person who commits a crime. Here it's more of an 'Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof', though sometimes things in SkunkWorks are a little less 'prove it' driven.

Hope this helps and thanks for your post.



[edit on 24-7-2008 by Badge01]

reply to post by lee anoma


abolutely.
I repeat:
MODS, please close his down, till the OP sends you the pictures.
(he wont)
another disInfo thread again.

Typical
I think the mods should lock all threads like these within a few posts and only unlock them when the evidence has been provided.It would save so much time and stop crap like this being on the front page.All that happens is people write pages of "i told you so its a hoax blah blah blah" with the occasional "give the op a chance this is blah blah blah".Disable the flags on these things until something constructive comes out of a thread.

That is pretty amazing stuff. If this is the truth thank you for the story. If it is a lie, it was told well my friend and still a good story. Stay safe.

Originally posted by Azador
Typical
I think the mods should lock all threads like these within a few posts and only unlock them when the evidence has been provided.It would save so much time and stop crap like this being on the front page.All that happens is people write pages of "i told you so its a hoax blah blah blah" with the occasional "give the op a chance this is blah blah blah".Disable the flags on these things until something constructive comes out of a thread.

This would reduce the content of the board by about 60%........ However, it might be better for it!!!!

Or simply, make a new type of rule to prohibit these kinds of threads on ATS, or maybe obligatory guidelines to be followed in such cases for example

"if you're going to post a thread based on irrefutable evidence to be presented to all readers of your post regarding the matter to be discussed, make sure that you have already took all the necessary steps to share this supposed evidence with all readers of your thread BEFORE CREATING THE ACTUAL THREAD and by that we mean text, photos, videos, audio, etc of the evidence material already available to all people to see in public hosting websites."

i'm sure there are even better rules to set than this one to get things more tight and dry, but it's a step.

not that this can stop hoaxes and stuff, anybody can upload BS anyway but it's one step into having better control with these threads.

Maybe ATS could have a server of it's own just for threads like that? when the user goes to create a new thread he has options to upload material regarding the thread to a temporary server on ATS. later if all evidence presented is BS, or gets debunked, gets deleted immediately and free up space for the next potential thread and so on.

So that way, if the OP fail to comply to any of these rules, the thread gets deleted imediately followed by warning/ban if the user attempts to keep pushing with the BS. We can keep the garbage from going to the front page this way, also make the site more effective and quicker dealing with disneyland tales and focusing on the good stuff.


I really love the site i'm here as a reader since 2004 and as a member since 2006 but at threads like these i feel tired and pissed at the first post, it's the only thing i ever complained here. Also sorry if i sounded harsh and hardcore like a dictactor, but at least in my opinion a fresh change in the politics here would make the site more cleaner, better, faster, stronger (wow, watch out Daft Punk, here comes my remix!) Even now with the marriage of ATS with Media Mayhem, the site would benefit loads of some new tight rules to filter out these thngs.

well, that's my dois centavos.

[edit on 24-7-2008 by Renan]

[edit on 24-7-2008 by Renan]

reply to post by Renan


Maybe you could suggest some of your ideas here.
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Come on guys, neither we, nor I suspect the Mods want them to do our thinking for us and make these decisions to 'protect' our widdle selves from the mean old Noob Posters. (grin)

Why can't the members react calmly and using science and proper debate, handle these things right here, right now?

Let's talk about the subject and how we can do that as well as speak to the opening posts. We can do it!

The other thing is you can use a little humor and some patience, while not mocking anyone and by doing that you learn humor and, uh patience. That's what I had to do and it works pretty well.

Make sense?

2 cents.






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