I was abducted by aliens.

Ok, so the OP has the most important evidence of alien life to date.. A book made by them..

He also has a scar. Lower abdomen is where your appendix is, or where they would fix a hernia or give you a vasectomy (amongst other things).

His story is very much like the typical abduction. Other than the fact that he saw "tin foil overalls."

I am excited to see where this one goes........

I would also indeed like to view this book via an uplinked feed to some pictures of it, please Roberto Benigni(Life is Beautiful) as that will also verify at what level of technology these ET's are at and then I will be able to tell at what moment in time and space there history is from.
The book sounds like it is quite advanced in to our future at least.

"Hello, my name is Eddie, I am 38 years old and at approximately 11:30 PM EDT last night, I was abducted by alien creatures. "
"I would also indeed like to view this book via an uplinked feed to some pictures of it, please Roberto Benigni(Life is Beautiful)"

Who is Roberto?

You know what I have a story too.

Basically, it was night, I somehow ended up drunk driving in a convertible car, bugs bunny was sitting besides me smoking weed, we had hot babes at the back enjoying the ride.

I was really drunk man, but what happens next is true! The ladies at the back started taking their clothes off, I admit it I was now driving without looking at the road. I told bugs bunny to hold the wheel while I take out my camera.

SUDDENLY, bugs bunny lost control of the car, and we hit something. I hit the brakes. There we were in shock, sitting in the car in shock. We sat there for a minute before I decided to get out and check to see what we hit.

BUT I WAS SCARED!

So we all came out together, we looked around but could not find what we hit. After about a minute, one of the girls saw something accross the road.
Something red and big!

We slowly walked towards it, what it was became clear as daylight, IT WAS A TELETUBBIE!!!! OMG! Bugs bunny got real scared, you know how he sounds? but you have no idea how he sounds when he's scared. He said " it's it's....it's a damn f'';ing ALIEN!!!"

I decided to take a closer look, the closer I got, the more tense I felt, when I went to touch the teletubbie, BAM, it grabbed my neck!! and it said " DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!"

A bright light appeared in the sky, it came closer and closer, until it surrounded us all. We got sucked into it, it was their spaceship!

All I know is WEIRD stuff happened in there! and I don't want to tell you.




That's my abduction story.

You all will think it's made up, unless I have proof to show you.

Which is exactly the point of this story, the OP can't blame us for not believing without proof, yes we can accept it as a possible story.

Now I hope you do show some proof! Like you say you would, then maybe it will become "more" than a fairy tale like my story above.



[edit on 23-7-2008 by _Phoenix_]

Originally posted by SantaClaus
Ok, so the OP has the most important evidence of alien life to date.. A book made by them..

He also has a scar. Lower abdomen is where your appendix is, or where they would fix a hernia or give you a vasectomy (amongst other things).

His story is very much like the typical abduction. Other than the fact that he saw "tin foil overalls."

I am excited to see where this one goes........

I'v got a really good feeling about this one. This couldn't possibly be a windup!

Originally posted by _Phoenix_
You know what I have a story too.

Basically, it was night, I somehow ended up drunk driving in a convertible car car, bugs bunny was sitting besides me smoking weed, we had hot babes at the back enjoying the ride.

I was really drunk man, but what happens next is true! The ladies at the back started taking their clothes off, I admit it I was now driving without looking at the road. I told bugs bunny to hold the wheel while I take out my camera.

SUDDENLY, bugs bunny lost control of the car, and we hit something. I hit the brakes. There we were in shock, sitting in the car in shock. We sat there for a minute before I decided to get out and check to see what we hit.

BUT I WAS SCARED!

So we all came out together, we looked around but could not find what we hit. After about a minute, one of the girls saw something accross the road.
Something red and big!

We slowly walked towards it, what it was became clear as daylight, IT WAS A TELETUBBIE!!!! OMG! Bugs bunny got real scared, you know how he sounds? but you have no idea how he sounds when he's scared. He said " it's it's....it's a damn f'';ing ALIEN!!!"

I decided to take a closer look, the closer I got, the more tense I felt, when I went to touch the teletubbie, BAM, it grabbed my neck!! and it said " DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!"

A bright light appeared in the sky, it came closer and closer, until it surrounded us all. We got sucked into it, it was their spaceship!

All I know is WEIRD stuff happened in there! and I don't want to tell you.




That's my abduction story.

You all will think it's made up, unless I have proof to show you.

Which is exactly the point of this story, the OP can't blame us for not believing without proof, yes we can accept it as a possible story.

Now I hope you do show some proof! Like you say you would, then maybe it will become "more" than a fairy tale like my story above.





[edit on 23-7-2008 by _Phoenix_]

You never did actually tell us how you actually got the '___'(N,N-dimethyltryptamine) to give you such a vivid and enhanced dynamic perception with gradient subconscious imbedded clues

Originally posted by Being_From_Earth
"Hello, my name is Eddie, I am 38 years old and at approximately 11:30 PM EDT last night, I was abducted by alien creatures. "
"I would also indeed like to view this book via an uplinked feed to some pictures of it, please Roberto Benigni(Life is Beautiful)"

Who is Roberto?

Just a bit of mild jest as I was merely noting the Username(BeautifulLife) and it made me think of the movie: Life is Beautiful by Roberto Benigni.

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Are you insulting me!

I didn't take drugs man, I was drunk driving, I did nothing wrong I tell ya!

Bugs bunny smoked weed thou.
Here got some proof for you.

farm1.static.flickr.com...



Can't wait to see the pictures OP. Sorry to distract the thread. I did have a point, and I hope you make your story become true to us too.

[edit on 23-7-2008 by _Phoenix_]

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Only if you want to believe that I am insulting you. Of which I see no point what so ever in myself personally wanting to insult you. I am sorry if I caused offence
I was merely alluding to the fact that there was marked similarities in the type of experience that you had and one of having an experience with '___'.

Oh ok cool I didn't know what you meant.
Anyway this guy hasn't come back I hope he comes back and provides at least some evidence to back up these outrageous claims.
Seems it might be the same people that keep posting this kind of thing for a bit of a laugh. And really it doesn't say to much about the quality of there life needing to do that for laughs.

[edit on 23/7/08 by Being_From_Earth]

Originally posted by BeautifulLife
I came home from work and as I pulled into the drive way and got out of my car, I saw a big flash of light and I was suddenly still.

Now hold on, there. Pulling into the driveway and getting out of ones' car are two very different activities. My guess is that if you were recounting a real event you wouldn't lump them two into one action. Either you trying earnestly to get the point or your forgetting that, in a story like yours, these kinds of details are important.

The next thing I remember was that I woke up and found myself under bright lights - laying on a hard table in an oval shaped room.

What was the table made of? You didn't mention that it felt cold, so what was it? Not wood. Metal? Metal would feel very cold and that'd be a detail you'd likely mention if this happened. Not that I'm skeptical or anything...

I saw short creatures in front of me, standing at about 4 1/2 feet tall. They were human like, had no hair, rather large heads, and two small holes for noses. Their mouths were also small. A few of them wore aluminum like overalls, and the rest did not.

So how many were there? Four? Eight? Twelve? This lack of detail is evidence of a narrative that has no substance. You're drawing a big picture that lacks the specifics that'd be paramount to an honest representation.

I felt a sharp pain on the lower part of my stomach and when I looked at it there was a cut that looked like it was surgically stitched back together.

I presume you meant "when I looked at it later, after I woke up". Let's see it.

About the "book":

What should I do?

Duh. Let's see it. I'm eager to see what your brand spanking new scanner has to show us. With no excuses about how you can't get the thing hooked up right.

Peace, brother.

Originally posted by _Phoenix_
reply to post by Epsillion70

 

Are you insulting me!

I didn't take drugs man, I was drunk driving, I did nothing wrong I tell ya!

Bugs bunny smoked weed thou.
Here got some proof for you.

farm1.static.flickr.com...



Can't wait to see the pictures OP. Sorry to distract the thread. I did have a point, and I hope you make your story become true to us too.

[edit on 23-7-2008 by _Phoenix_]

I always knew there was something suspicious about him, No one can put their finger in the barrel of a hunters shotgun while sober Seriously, even if this is a wind-up , one thing that is certain, alien stories are really in the forefront of people's consciousness now. Makes you think when something happens publicly it will not be received with such shock. Best Wishes.

I hope it's not going to be some pictures of a metal photo album decorated on the inside with fluorescent paint.

you know. the "i am going to buy a scanner tomorrow" is just so damn typical, no offence. but putting off uploading pictures until the next day just so you have 24 hours until this is debunked.

I am very doubtful that you, or none of your friends have a digital camera, or a webcam. You do NOT need a scanner to uplink pictures of the book. a digi cam is what u need. If you dont have one i apologise for my lack of trust.

however these type of threads are all too common. You have just joined, and then this i am abducted story.

IT should be a rule that the evidence is supplied in the first post.

why didnt you just wait until tomorrow and then start the thread? when you have the pictures? hmm, I know, cos tomorrow it will be in skunk works

sings song

"schools, out, till summer!"

peace.

prove me wrong OP!

Originally posted by BeautifulLife
I will take pictures with a cell phone, does someone mind explaining how I can upload them to the computer?

It's simple; you go to your pictures on your cellphone, go to the 'send picture' option, and where you type in the recipients, you type in your email address. Then you send it off to your email address. Then you check your email, retrieve the picture, save it to your desktop and then upload it to Imageshack / Photobucket etc so we can see it.

However, I must say.... please, please, please.. don't take photos with a cellphone. Even on the best models, the quality is poor. You say you're going to go out tomorrow and buy a scanner... why on earth would you buy a SCANNER? Scanners are for things printed on paper. What you need to do is head down to your nearest shop and buy an ordinary point-and-shoot digital camera and say, an SD memory card to go with it. They are very cheap these days, I saw an 8 megapixel Kodak in a Wal-mart type store for NZ$149 and that's all you need for a nice crisp easy-to-shoot picture that you can easily upload to the web and host on say Imageshack. Most digital cameras these days also have a good 640x480 video mode, and you should get this 'book' of yours up and working, film it as a movie on your camera, and upload it to YouTube for us.

That's, if you actually have what you say you have. As others have said.. pics or it didn't happen.

[edit on 23-7-2008 by RiotComing]

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I also got a strange feeling of 'de ja vu' after reading this thread.

Could someone please advise me what I should do.

kthxbye

This has all the classical signs of a ATS hoax. Every single one of them.

A) The user is new, and the first thing they post is a abduction story where, and this is key to the hoax, they now possess some sort of otherworldly or undeniable evidence about UFO existence.

B) The elements to the story are always only those that are gleaned from popular stories and media coverage - in other words a mesh of what the hoaxer knows from looking around a bit before posting - time loss, bright lights, etc. There is never any third party to verify or any way to authenticate the circumstances the OP proposes.

C) Even though they know incredible stories require incredible proof, they conveniently never have any way of uploading that proof until some time period is past.

D) A "coach" appears, either a intentional plant or gullible ATS member, who tells us all that we shouldn't question the OP and should believe them and wait for them to post evidence.

The result? In about 24 hours, this will be 30-50 pages and we will (1) never hear from the OP again or (2) the OP will admit its a hoax and chide us for being so gullible. If (1) occurs, the person(s) from D above will tell us its all because we questioned the OP and scared him/her away.

But no ones going to listen to me, and this will proceed as normal. Go forth, daily ATS alien hoax thread!

[edit on 23-7-2008 by ALightinDarkness]

It's a cool story anyway, good idea for a movie.

Just don't go for the plot twist where the so called book will convieniently stolen, come out with something more interesting

reply to post by ALightinDarkness

It is for this reason I implore everyone to not flag this thread.

Sure, it's always fun to watch them go through the hoops routine til they pull the plug, but without evidence, it's nothing more than frothy entertainment. I agree with you on every point. It happens all the time, and continues to happen. Seen it all too often here on ATS, and you've outlined the rigmarole succinctly and perfectly.

I'd suggest everyone stops posting or asking questions on this thread until the OP has provided his 'evidence'. Otherwise it's just going to result in drawn-out arguments (and a waste of bandwidth) over nothing.