BTS contest: Win a date with Jedimiller

reply to post by Sauron


I don't know what jedimiller's choice is, but im takin the redhead in the back.

Boy you could take what I just said in so so many wrong ways

[edit on 7/31/2008 by whatukno]

Unconfirmed sources report Jedimiller may have been compromised.

reply to post by DINSTAAR


WOW! That boy has got some Jedi skillz going on!
I like the lil half spin kix he does lol!

I would pay to watch him and Jedi Miller saber!

....and Wuk your a naughty man...behave...got me thinking all dirty minded now!

That's not you is it Dinstaar?

I have been discovered!!1!

Actually, it's not. I have the right mind not to film my JEDI MIND TRICKS.

Originally posted by jedimiller
1. Why do you love Star Wars?

It has taught me that if I ever get my arm cut off with a light saber by a man in a dark suit, he is most likely my father, and I must yell out a very loud, poorly acted shriek of disappointment.

Originally posted by jedimiller
2. Would you want to be a Jedi or a Sith?

I was a Jedi at first. This was a ploy to learn the ways of the force.

I have since turned to the dark side. I allowed a dark lord to twist my mind until now I have become the very thing I swore to destroy.

Why do the Jedi claim to use the force for peaceful purposes, but want to destroy the Sith?

Anyway, don't lecture me JediMiller. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire.

Do you have an empire JediMiller? I do. We can have a home-and-home date. I will visit your lovely abode, and you shall tour my empire.

It has lava. And cookies.

I have a Jabba the Hutt blow up doll.

Originally posted by jedimiller
3. What did you think of the Star Wars Holiday Special?

I sure did.

In conclusion, I feel I am qualified to serve as your date. My cousin is an upstanding citizen like yourself. He dresses up in ninja suits, lives with his mother, has a light saber and has dreamed of having a hair cut like Anakin.

I can dress as Leia if you would like.

I hope you choos....oh look at that. Its past the August 1st deadline. Darn. What ever will I do? Now I must live my life knowing that because I intentionally avoided this thread, I may never find my one true love.

But hey, life is like a mine field of Death Stars. To get through it, you have to use your Jedi mind tricks to make sense of this Sithty metaphor.

May the force be with you, JediMiller. Always.

Leaving this thread, I am.

Originally posted by NovusOrdoMundi
I hope you choos....oh look at that. Its past the August 1st deadline. Darn. What ever will I do? Now I must live my life knowing that because I intentionally avoided this thread, I may never find my one true love.

Hey, at least bump the deadline up past August 8th. The 8th is Galactic Freedom Day! All clandestine secret government agreements with ETs will become null and void, and 8/8/8 is also significant to the Chinese and Asians and they're planning something big too!! Ninjas?

I'm watching coverage of the Comic-Con on SPACE!
Looking for Jedi..hahaha.
Already seen the Princess Leia bikini display..no Jedi.
Some awesome stuff there though, and actors too.

Did I win...lol

Who did win?

I want pictures of the trip to Jedi's house, and in 9 months the baby ewok pics!

reply to post by Givenmay


I would say you won may, now let us know how Jedi's house is.

Originally posted by whatukno
reply to post by Givenmay

 

I would say you won may, now let us know how Jedi's house is.

i had a feeling she would. have fun given on the date given.

[edit on 9-8-2008 by LordInfamous]

Originally posted by LordInfamous

i had a feeling she would. have fun given on the date given.

What is going to be given on the date Given?

Originally posted by whatukno

Originally posted by LordInfamous

i had a feeling she would. have fun given on the date given.

What is going to be given on the date Given?

that was a typo. i know where you're going with this though..

I must have gotten drunk somewhere in this thread and entered!

So, if I won does this mean I get to force Jedi to wear a Metal Bikini?

He seems to have gone MIA!

Nice mistake Lord, nothing will be given from me...tyvm! lol

Originally posted by Givenmay
Nice mistake Lord, nothing will be given from me...tyvm! lol

Givenmay gives it up for no man!

Originally posted by Givenmay
Nice mistake Lord, nothing will be given from me...tyvm! lol

yeah. most of the time when i make typos it's because i'm looking in the mirror and not the keyboard.

HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!

Sorry, I been away, counting the votes here, but I'll have the results soon. Cross your fingers! Pictures in Darth Maul's Underwear coming soon to close and end the thread with a BANG!


GOOD LUCK LADIES!

you WILL burn in hell for that tag given.

(it aint a 1 liner ne more prick)

mrd...can you believe your woman said jedi's prettier than me? :shk:

[edit on 12-8-2008 by LordInfamous]

[edit on 12-8-2008 by LordInfamous]

reply to post by LordInfamous


I also said Mrd was prettier than you.... I'm not scared to tell the truth!

*beats Lord with an ugly stick*


:bash::bash::bash::bash::bash::bash:



[edit on 8/12/2008 by Givenmay]

reply to post by Givenmay


didn't you say in ur mirror thread that mrd was too afraid to show you a pic?

ne way, thats irrelevant. like i said..mrd your woman actually said that jedi's prettier than me. come on man..you KNOW that's 100% BS.

get your woman under control. i know you know that she's not as intimidating as she tries to be.



[edit on 12-8-2008 by LordInfamous]

[edit on 12-8-2008 by LordInfamous]

reply to post by LordInfamous


I was talking about he is prettier than you as Austin Powers...he has mojo, something you lack!