BTS contest: Win a date with Jedimiller

cough...eh ermm....

"hello...hello...chest, teck, chest, teck...is this mic on?"

Darn it...I need to check the wiring on my PA. I'll be back in a minute.

Great thread and 3 GREAT QUESTIONS.

I can't wait to answer. I also need to run to the store and get some beer.

Well, here goes nothing.

Why do I love Star Wars?

I love Star Wars because it's the only 6 part movie that I can get completely hammered drunk the night before and wake feeling as if my forehead was stapled to the carpet and pic at a plate of nachos all day and watch it wondering when I am going to puke.

Would I rather be a Jedi or a Sith?

It doesn't matter which one I am, just as long ans I can get into Padmé's pants.


What did I think of the holiday special?

I'm sorry I can't give a rational or honest answer to that question. That was in 1978. I have been drinking a 12 pack of beer (at least) a day since 1997. That equates to 48,048 beers. Not counting the tequila.

How the heck am I supposed to remember or have an honest opinion about anything after that?

Wish me luck. I hope I win. I'm going to bring my Hannah Montanna bean bag to lounge in.

[edit on 20-7-2008 by lovepens1]

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Originally posted by Givenmay
Do you have a metal bikini?

GM! I don't wear bikini's girl. The girls wear that, I just take pictures with them. And yes, please everyone stay on topic, this is about me..All about my life as a star wars fan. And you know, this is no joke, but the movie FANBOYS will come out soon, I hope. And one of the characters is actually based on me. Tell you more about that later...

Also my license plate reads FANBOYS. Sadly, this week I won't be able to post too much. Comic con starts wednesday...but I will keep every one of you in the back of my head when I meet with all the hot leia look alikes.

May the force be with you!

Originally posted by jedimiller
So, I won't be around to check all the entries, but soon after that I will post the pictures of myself wearing the darthmaul underwear and holding my trusted lightsaber.

does anyone have a sharp spike so I can poke out my mind's eye?

Originally posted by Crakeur
does anyone have a sharp spike so I can poke out my mind's eye?

lol, crakeur it wont be too bad!

But think of all the fun you could have sending the pic to your friends?

And technically, they aren't briefs, more like boxers, so it wont be too bad for your sight, just wear the shades when you look!

Originally posted by jedimiller

Originally posted by Givenmay
Do you have a metal bikini?

GM! I don't wear bikini's girl. The girls wear that, I just take pictures with them.

You only wear them while taking pictures?

Maybe off topic .. but ..

Originally posted by jedimiller

Originally posted by Givenmay
Do you have a metal bikini?

GM! I don't wear bikini's girl.

I know the girls wear them, I was wondering if you had one!

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Where is the picture? If the man is fug there is no point. Most women only go out of their way to find a perfect breeding mate. That is the truth!

Sorry guys. Only girls allowed during the photo shoot. check out the info here. That's the rules, only woman in the leia suits, guess i'm outta luck!

I'm sure to be there and take some pics.


leiasmetalbikini.com...

Originally posted by Givenmay
Well...I know where he's gonna be on the 25th!
He is prolly preparing for that!

www.leiasmetalbikini.com...

Jedi I let everyone know where you would be a few pages back!

I feel SO smart right now!

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Don't worry givenmay, you will be remembered :bash: when that evil picture of Jedimiller in his Darth Maul underoos hanging on some octogenarian "Leia" in a slave girl bikini shows up.

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Who made JM the "star wars expert" of the board? I have yet to see him demonstrate any kind of knowledge that would make him an expert.

I think he is just hoping that a female fan will win this so he can finally get a date.

so..did any woman win this? i'm wanting to know so i can laugh at her.

Jedi have you found a winner yet?




[edit on 30/7/2008 by Sauron]

Jedimiller must be a major star trek fan. I really hope you meet a special human or cylon or trogdor or whatever. I didn't know they sold star trek underoos in adult sizes but there you are. My favorite star trek character is CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.

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LOL!!!! OH My goodness!!! That is awesome...thats my favorite.

That's not you is it Dinstaar?

- Carrot