What would the ideal weapon be?

I think a weather control device. Start earthquakes on cue, massive monsoons on marching armies. The psych effects alone would we worth the effort.

The Ultimate in Weapon

MEGATRON!!!!

Yep, those Decepticons get my vote

The Ultimate Weapon (Of Mass Destruction):

Time travel. The ultimate weapon, if you can get around the paradox effect. When a war begins. go back in time and sabotage all of your enemy's hardware. Fast forward to the future - press the button and boom! No more army. The possibilities are limitless. If a soldier gets killed, bring him back from yesterday (I'm ignoring paradox).

Plus the ultimate power: know the future.

A lipstick tube with a button on top that would shoot out

an inch bullet that would separate like shrapnel and

have some kind of toxic chemical entwined.

This would be for chicks of course. For girls on the go, who don't like government reps, and IRS.

[Edited on 11-3-2004 by TrueLies]

weather control devices would be good and so would big robots!

lol a mupet!

any more?

Originally posted by Krisboton
weather control devices would be good and so would big robots!

Like transformers?

Originally posted by TrueLies
A lipstick tube with a button on top that would shoot out
an inch bullet that would separate like shrapnel and
have some kind of toxic chemical entwined.
[Edited on 11-3-2004 by TrueLies]

Well TrueLies, This is a start.

Lipstick pistol

The KGB created the "Kiss of Death" -- a loaded gun that looked like tube of lipstick. This 4.5 mm single shot weapon easily could be hidden in a purse. This pistol was discovered during the Cold War at a border crossing into West Berlin.



Or this.

LIPSTICK KNIFE

Here is one for the ladies designed for small cutting jobs! It looks like an ordinary tube
of high quality lipstick. But inside is an edge to protect you.

transformers would be good, but just big robots with guns is good too!

And cool!

any more???

An elite squad of high schooler's dressed to look like panzy's in a large robot made from dinosaurs

[Edited on 18-4-2004 by DJDOHBOY]

The LightSaber - duh!

lasers beat light sabres, how about huge death laser's

or generally anything from starwars or james bond

On a more serious note,
virus' that can be genetically modified to attack certain cells, or people with certain dna structures, like foxdie from metal gear solid.

[Edited on 12-3-2004 by skeptik]

There is no such thing as an "ideal" weapon.
The choice should maybe be "ultimate" weapon.


Fear is the ultimate weapon. Whatever you have in your arsenal it will always be backed up by fear.
Fear can also be used as a weapon on it's own. It's also the ultimate stealth weapon.
It has been used to subjugate whole continents and bring populations under control.
Governments, churches and terrorist groups have used this weapon time and time again. It has shaped our lives and our societies. It's potency is unrivalled.

Originally posted by Leveller
There is no such thing as an "ideal" weapon.
The choice should maybe be "ultimate" weapon.


Fear is the ultimate weapon. Whatever you have in your arsenal it will always be backed up by fear.
Fear can also be used as a weapon on it's own. It's also the ultimate stealth weapon.
It has been used to subjugate whole continents and bring populations under control.
Governments, churches and terrorist groups have used this weapon time and time again. It has shaped our lives and our societies. It's potency is unrivalled.

Dude, that is the God honest truth right there man. I have to compliment you on that one.

Mr. M

Lampyrider wrote:

Time travel. The ultimate weapon, if you can get around the paradox effect. When a war begins. go back in time and sabotage all of your enemy's hardware. Fast forward to the future - press the button and boom! No more army. The possibilities are limitless. If a soldier gets killed, bring him back from yesterday (I'm ignoring paradox).

Like The Philadelphia experiment perhaps?? Also, on a serious not moving on from my posting of the Elmo pic previously, I think an ultimate weapon would be a biological one such as those microscopic cells sized robots which are like a manmade virus. Kind of like a human-made cancer whereby its speed can be electroncally controlled by a human. If the speed is turned up it just eats you away in one minute and your entire skeleton is gone.