Fight Club Pub.

reply to post by maria_stardust


No fair!

Women use rubbish pick up lines as well

"If you're a good boy I'll let you buy me a drink"




My answer is not repeatable on a family site, but it began with "if you're a good girl I'll let you......"

reply to post by maria_stardust


I'm sure.

I suppose unfortunately for me I was the never the type of guy who tried to pick up women or use lines.

Every relationship I've ever had, including my wife, evolved from longstanding friendships.

Sometimes I think I may have missed out on some fun...other times I don't.

Originally posted by budski
reply to post by maria_stardust

 

No fair!

Women use rubbish pick up lines as well

"If you're a good boy I'll let you buy me a drink"

...oh my God...I recall that one. A real turn-off.

reply to post by budski


Oh, my! I don't think I've ever been so trite, coy perhaps, but never trite.



Two of the worst lines I have ever had the displeasure of hearing were:

"Are you lost, because Heaven must be missing an angel."

and,

"You and I could make beautiful babies together." Ugh.

But my favorite line by far was, "You're my happy thought for the evening." I have to admit I blushed at that, and we dated for awhile.

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reply to post by Skyfloating


The downside to my standard answer was that they sometimes said "OK!"

I'm so glad I don't go clubbing or to the pub very often these days - and when I do, it's with my GF, who (like nyk) I was friends with before we got together.

When I look back, well.......

Let's just say I wish I suffered from selective memory

reply to post by budski


Selective memory.

I've utilized that quite well over the years.

...and thank God for that....

reply to post by maria_stardust


How about "get your coat love, you've pulled"

or

"here's 10p to ring your mom and tell her you won't be home"

So many guys do this, and wonder why it doesn't work.

I'm just naturally cheeky and like a laugh and a giggle - plus I always talk to women like they're, y'know, human instead of another species.

Worked for me

reply to post by budski




You know, part of me always tries to convince myself that nobody really tries lines like those and thinks they will work.

For some reason I still believe in humanity.

I have no idea why....

Chat is almost empty anyone care to come there?

reply to post by nyk537


I don't think I've ever seen anyone have any "success" with cheesy lines - a wink and a cheeky grin, yes, cheesy lines, no.

And yet I saw the same guys trying the same lines week after week - I think they look at it like fishing, or more accurately, trawling, cast a wide net and all that and sooner or later you'll catch something.

Sometimes literally.

reply to post by nyk537


I wish people would realize that the fine art of flirtation revolves around actually conversation and not just meaningless one-liners. Of course, that would mean that a little genuine effort would have to be put forth.

reply to post by maria_stardust


Effort.

That word seems to have lost its meaning today.

reply to post by nyk537


Good morning NYK, and other assorted pub-goers...

My first reply in the humor debate is posted:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

*grabs the left-over pitcher of water*

*brews coffee*

reply to post by maria_stardust


And I have an advantage in the conversation dept - as long as a woman likes a deep voice

reply to post by Ian McLean


Morning Ian,

I'll do my best to get at least my first reply up before my leave of absence.

My wife will be induced Thursday morning, but we have to be at the hospital tomorrow night.

reply to post by nyk537


Hmm... can't you ask her to wait?



... just kidding! I would say "no hurry", but I think your wife probably disagrees with those words, at this point in time!

Originally posted by peacejet
"The resident 'grandmother' of all FCP members"

PJ: You might google "how to know when it's time to quit."

Just a heads up for my esteemed fellow fighters.

I'm back at work and will be around most of the day!

[peacejethide]Don't waste your time educating, adopting, or flirting with peacejet. As soon as his current debate is finished, he's dead.[/peacejethide]

reply to post by budski


A pleasant conversationalist and a rich voice, now that's a deadly combination in my book.

reply to post by budski


but how does it work when you have, unfortunaetly go back into the game coz your long term relationship is to get divorced and you feel too young to stay alone for the rest of your life?


today shold have been my 14th wedding aniversary - but i will get my divorce hopefully this year.

meanwhile i feel a bit lost in that game.