TWISI, that was great! I don't care who you be, them's funny!! Now I have a name for what I'm currently doing with my life - I'm reintarnating
myself!
How did I get such a reputation around here, anyway? Have y'all been reading my posts on the main board? Rest assured I wouldn't treat my fellow
fighters like that. But thanks for the support gals and unicorns.
PJ, just remember .. the experience, cunning, and treachery that come with age beat youth, speed, and agility every time. We have more patience, and
if we think we might forget about it we write it down .. so your consequences will arrive, served cold from the freezer, when you've all but
forgotten about it and least expect it.
Here's one I got in an email today that y'all might enjoy:
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know,
excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption
of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a
few drinks.'
ADB, Mars conspiracies refer to the idea that there is intelligent life - or the remains of intelligent life in the form of architectural ruins - on
Mars, and these facts are being kept from the public. Similar conspiracy theories exist for the Moon. A quick scan of ATS or the web will pull up
pictures of not only the famous "Face on Mars," but also statues, domes, bridges, city skylines, tunnels, roads, bodies of water, trees, farming
communities, and living beings on both the Moon and Mars. What is, in my personal opinion, beyond question in regards to these theories is that NASA
is tampering with images from both the Moon and Mars. Some pictures contain tampering so blatant and obvious that I could have done a better job with
the smudge tool in Paint. There is also the fact that we very suddenly went from having a dozen reasons to return to the moon to having none, and we
haven't been back. Why? They're hiding something, but I haven't seen enough evidence to convince me one way or the other of exactly what they're
hiding, yet.