what would you ask a grey?

i know what i would ask him.

"dude, what was willis talkin' bout?"

i would ask him has he seen 2 girls and a cup....lol

I would ask if they had thought of trying Maybelline Bronzer "for a beautiful sun-kissed bronzed look!"

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No I'd ask for a data card with their entire planets/species history, culture and biology on it, translated into English, with all their successes and failures, so I could stick it on the internet. Perhaps then we could finally get a bit of guidance down here!

There are so many things I would ask! But, I suppose the most important questions would be:

1- Are we genetically related to you?

2- Do you know how the universe was formed? (i.e. Big Bang Theory, etc)

3- Does your species enjoy immortality?

4- Do you know what happens (if anything) when we die?

5- How long have you been visiting Earth?

What Would you... blah blah....

I'd take his head off with the business end of a
shovel and then ask weakly... "how did yer like
that one, Bean-head?"

Then it's hot crumpets and tea before bed.

[edit on 1-6-2008 by IronMan]

Oh before I forget... I would ask the traveller of vast space,
the conduit of one civilisation to another, the wee-small hand
reaching across the ice-cold void....

Did you think it was a trifle unnecessary to see the crack
in the Indian's bottom from Wayne's World II?

I'd ask 'have you ever been abducted and do you really post on ATS?'

I'd ask if I could go with them, no word of a lie. What's the point of being alive just to do things so many others before you have done, and probably better than you're currently doing them lol.

I'd leave everyone and everything I know behind and go where ever it is they're going, if they said I could. Even if I could never come back and tell everyone about it I'd have just a much fun telling everyone on their planet where I'm from, once we could communicate.

I guess it would.. suck.. if there wasn't anything I could eat once we got there, or maybe they consume liquid methane instead of liquid H2O, that would also be an unfortunate turn in my adventure... Probably don't have time to sort this all out before we go eh? Water seems to be common in the universe, I think I'd be more concerned about ever eating again. If comes down to it, algae works

Things like that, I don't think people consider lol Actually I really hadn't till just now... seriously wouldn't it just be a huge pain in the as*, if you convinced them to take you home with them and you get there and find out they have no stomachs and absorb light like plants through photosynthesis?

Wow that'd be anticlimactic..

1. - Can I see you on a regular basis?

2.- Are you currently using our moon?

3.- Who do you work for?

4.- Who is our creator?

5.- Would you... I dunno..... wanna go get some coffee sometime?

1. What... is your name?

2. What... is your quest?

3. What... is your favorite color?

4. (in my best GIR voice) Why is your head so big? WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG?

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LOLLL.... i think you'd be disappointed on their answer to the colour question though haha

[edit on 9-6-2008 by pretty_vacant]