Domino's alien conspiracy, we are being warned...

Originally posted by atlasastro
come on Greeneyedleo, everyone knows Pizza Hut is a psuedonem of Jabba the Hut. What i want to know is Why is Ronald Mcdonald wearing some much make up.....thats right, he's reptilian, and did you notice the purple guy(grimas or something like that) he hangs aroung with.....you guessed know it...alien, and they ain't even covering that guy up. And Col. Sanders(another military power hungry dictator)......secret recipe, why is it a secret, is it Alien based cooking technology. How is it that food is so fast these days? What secrets are being withheld from the people? What adverse affects can we see from the consumption of this alien food? is it a secret plot to alter humanity.....is it obsevable or am i obesely over exagerating this phenomena.

The end is coming, Fo whom the Taco Bell tolls.

[edit on 3-5-2008 by atlasastro]

Well, if you would have seen some of the delivery guys that showed up my door....you too would believe they had either been abducted and abused....or were aliens themselves

Taco Bell? Wow. That is a whole 'nother story in itself. Dont use Taco Bell and "the end is coming" in one sentence Seriously


[edit on 3-5-2008 by greeneyedleo]

Originally posted by greeneyedleo

Well, if you would have seen some of the delivery guys that showed up my door....you too would believe they had either been abducted and abused....or were aliens themselves

Taco Bell? Wow. That is a whole 'nother story in itself. Dont use Taco Bell and "the end is coming" in one sentence

Seriously

[edit on 3-5-2008 by greeneyedleo]

hehe.....i know its abit hard to digest isn't it. Hehe.... Jeez, i could keep going all day with these "crap" jokes.

On a serious not though. I think what the OP fails to say is that we are observing a cross over of ideologies. Even though we see the belief in UFO and Alien Abduction being used for light hearted comic value, it could be argued that this Mainstream Company is using this to communicate(and by that i don't mean anything sinister) or appeal to its consumers. And thus their(the consumers) acceptance and awarness of this phenomena as being possible or infact happening. So in light of my making and poking some fun at the thread, it has to be said that some aspects of this are culturally significant, if nothing more.

there are four different possibilities why the mods have not delivered this to skunkworks in 30 minutes or less...

1-inclement weather

2-site maintenance

3-abduction

4-misc.





no hidden messages... just a marketing campaign...imo



[edit on 3-5-2008 by easynow]

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That is friggin hilarious. but as Atlasastro pointed out, I was actually being serious in my references to the implications of what this means. When Alien abductions have moved to being a complete joke, and yet there are hundreds of thousands that go bye-bye forever in this country, without a trace.

Is there no one really, who is going to comment on the Ann Arbor connection? I didn't make this up as a joke people....

[edit on 3-5-2008 by jasonjnelson]

mmmmmmm pizza good! All this cheesy goodness is making me very hungry. what was the topic?

It's all a joke. If you read closely the box also says it's made of "State-of-the-art material" or SOMETHING along those lines. It's all a marketing move, maybe to "trip out" stoners .

[edit on 3-5-2008 by DavidU]

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When Alien abductions have moved to being a complete joke, and yet there are hundreds of thousands that go bye-bye forever in this country, without a trace.

are you implying that aliens are abducting people and not returning them ?

i know alot of people go missing each year but do you have anything that ties this with alien abductions ? anything ?

Is there no one really, who is going to comment on the Ann Arbor connection? I didn't make this up as a joke people....

well i cant read minds...... so please explain the connection.

The Flying Saucer Pie Company has been in business in Houston for 40 years.

A reference to their recipes?

Flying Saucer Pie

reply to post by jasonjnelson


I am from Ann Arbor MI and Tom Monohan is trying to move his businesses out of Ann Arbor. He has the Dominos Pizza business here, he has another place called "Domino's Farms" which is being slowly taken over the the University of Michigan. He also has a Catholic High School on the NE side of Ann Arbor which he is trying to relocated in Alabama. He also partially owns a law school here in Ann Arbor called Ave Marie which I also here is going to be moved to Alabama.

So having said this, it does not look like he has long term plans in Ann Arbor MI. Ann Arbor is mostly University of Michigan Campus and Hospital Based and the majority of people here are liberal. I don't think business is doing to well here for Tom as far as enrollment in the law schools and Catholic High Schools due to lack of Catholic religious base here.

As far as an alien conspiracy? I am not buying that one yet.

[edit on 3-5-2008 by ghaleon12]

reply to post by easynow


Actually, there are a ridiculous number of people that go missing in this country every year. Hundreds of thousands every year never turn up. Human trafficking, the mob, gangs, jealous lovers and pedophiles rack up loads of these cases, probably. But I am not naive to think that there may not of been thousands who were abducted and never returned. Maybe the old CEO knew of this...

reply to post by jasonjnelson


well here is what the old ceo has been up to lately...




celestial city ?....hmmm...

Haha,great observation there!
At least they have a sense of humour.

Off topic but I heard Dominos Pizza are anti abortion and demonstate outside clinics and have shares in right wing activities.
Its probably an urban legend but thats why I always go for Tops Pizza(cheap version of Pizza Hut!) as I believe its a womans right to choose.
Mmmmm,pizza.

reply to post by Umbrax


if i seen a ufo, yes, your pizza would be a little late!

Originally posted by greeneyedleo

LMAO!!!

So now we are to believe Aliens prefer Dominoes over say.......Pizza Hut?

It's a fact that 4 out of 5 aliens prefer Dominos over pizza hut.

They can't even make good pizza so why would I care what the heck they think about UFOs? It sounds 'looks' like a joke to me to be honest, sort of a it would only be late if we were ohhh abducted by aliens! No offense intended to those who believe in aliens or whom have been abducted.

Dominos pizza sucks, it is a crappy imitation of crappy NY style pizza.

Originally posted by MaMaa
They can't even make good pizza so why would I care what the heck they think about UFOs? It sounds 'looks' like a joke to me to be honest, sort of a it would only be late if we were ohhh abducted by aliens! No offense intended to those who believe in aliens or whom have been abducted.

Dominos pizza sucks, it is a crappy imitation of crappy NY style pizza.

But you're missing the big picture.
Pizza's are round just like UFO's
Pepperonis are round just like UFO's
The delivery drivers use cars with round tires just like UFO's
The steering wheel on a car is round just like a UFO.

So now you must understand the connection between UFO's and Domino's.

My grade four teacher once told me that after class, teachers fade back into the chalk board until school starts again the next day.

Why do they care about their salaries if we're providing them with FREE living accomodations?

Is this possibly a way to prepare us for the truth?!

Or is it a joke- Which some people need to realize.

If I may, do I understand your question to be as follows: Are corporations in general trying to inure us to the idea of an extraterrestrial presence, so that should such occur, we would accept it complacently?

I might add this thought: if corporations are drawing our attention to an extraterrestrial presence, what are they distracting our attention from? This would seem of some importance to me, anyway.