CAPTION CONTEST #3 – 1st - Antar; 2nd - Mr. Wupy; 3rd - 44Soulslayer

"Even PETA said ...SHOOT IT !! So I did"

After being caught after a long investigation regarding high priced girls of comfort, Dave decides to get some radical plastic surgery and go underground.

Dave's Abduction case:
Creepy Aliens did some kind of experimentation, look what happened of him. Surprisingly they allowed him to keep his french beard!!!

Plz note this real proof of "Aleins do exist" can only be seen on ATS

[edit on 21-3-2008 by communicator]

[edit on 21-3-2008 by communicator]

Right, that's the camera hidden, now off you go into area 51 and don't forget you can only take pictures of what's behind you.

Johnny offered Dave some "Smart Pills."

So Dave ate one and said, "I don't feel any smarter."

So he tries another, then another, and finally eats a handful.

"Hey, wait-a-minute, these taste like rabbit crap!" Dave exclaims.

"See," Johnny says, "you're getting smarter already."

Why did Johnny have to cancel the show?

He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

Why does Dave have such a shiny nose?

His powder puff's on the wrong end.

Johnny, are you sure that Marconi Awards invite said 'Fancy Dress'?

It may well be lucky.. but you're not pulling my foot off !!


[edit on 23/3/08 by Myrdyn]

Johnny, straighten your hat. You look ridiculous !!

Then Johnny showed the ventriloquist class where Dave's 'Grin' button was.

Johnny helps Dave with the high notes at
auditions for 'Watership Down - The Musical'




[edit on 23/3/08 by Myrdyn]

Phew! Johnny, no wonder it's warm. You left that oven door open.

Cowell said, "Out of tune, costumes need improvement and quite frankly, it's the kind of act you would find in any cheap hotel bar!"


[edit on 24/3/08 by Myrdyn]

The poster child for why some animals eat their young!

ATS mix... more rabbit than Sainsburys


to explain... Chas and Dave sang a song about a person who never stopped talking (slang term for this is rabbit)
Sainsburys is a supermarket for all your food stuffs and more.

so when someone wont shut up, a lot of English people may say...

"Give it a rest, you got more rabbit than sainsburys"...

[edit on 24-3-2008 by Extralien]

Dave: "You know, i read a thread on ATS which warned me about Greys probing abductees... but i never realised they were talking about a grey haired man rather than the damn aliens!"

You're obviously an alien "hybrid" species! Using your obvious rapid reproduction traits to take over the planet! Off WITH YOUR BA*LS!

CONTEST CLOSED - WINNERS ANNOUNCED SHORTLY

Thanks to everyone who participated.

Dave