In other news, a man announced his candidency for president today, running with the slogan: "The current puppet got us into this war, elect mine take
us out."
'Johnny, I swear. You look at me one more time with that cloudpop picture of a steaming roasted bunny on a plate and I'm gonna go ten times Monty
Python killer bunny on you!'
After winning the nationwide talent search, the new spokesrodent was disgraced by the publication of this photograph, which appears to show him
unclothed and in the process of giving a lapdance to an unidentified male companion.