Looking for a Vampire?

Bringing this back in 2011 and it's almost the end of the world I guess so if your a real vampire you will be able to comment throughout the years am I correct I read most of these but got bored of all the arguments now I believe vampires are real so can you make me believe or will this reply never be looked at?

Personally I think everyone for the most part agrees that the OP is full of it, and probably suffering from one or more mental and/or emotional disorders. Besides if he was a real vampire of any importance Anne Rice would have most certainly mentioned him...