My Hero?
The profoundly talented Mr. Tom Lehrer!
Somehow when I was really young I got a Tom Lehrer vinyl mixed in with my Disney albums - but Mr. Lehrer's was by far my favorite.
I didn’t understand it all - but I did get the fact that adults went whacko when I played it!
Thank goodness most of them went screaming in search of my Mother and I had time to hide the album!
It finally got taken from me but they couldn’t take the song from my head and many to this day I still remember word for word.
I have to include one of my favorites though.
Please don’t take offence any of you Catholics out there.
If you haven't heard some of Mr. Lehrer’s music I’d really encourage you to take a walk through the internet and hear some.
Thank you Tom Lehrer!
First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff.
Everybody say his own
Kyrie eleison,
Doin' the Vatican Rag.
Get in line in that processional,
Step into that small confessional.
There the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original.
If it is, try playin' it safer,
Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!
So get down upon your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
Make a cross on your abdomen,
When in Rome do like a Roman;
Ave Maria,
Gee, it's good to see ya.
Gettin' ecstatic an' sorta dramatic an'
Doin' the Vatican Rag!
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