Anti-Butt Kissers Unite!

Originally posted by Slash
These clubs were made to just have some fun, not sure why people are taking this serious, with comments like "get a life", unless jokingly, just adds unneeded tension.

reckon thats being said just in case mods are taking notes

..and here's a 2nd line just in case they are.

reply to post by riley


Nope, just stating facts (at least to my understanding, not sure how others feel, butt-kissing club side, but I'm a man of peace, so).

[edit on 22-11-2007 by Slash]

This organization seems a bit unorganized, considering the opposition has already elected officers and all. However, I see some potential here, and so I shall invest my time in offering my services here.

As part of my resume`, you will find that I am currently contracted to the Butt Kissers as a Press Secretary, giving policy statements and such as needed.

However, I have maintained my status as an independent by not joining. Therefore, I feel that there would be no conflict of interest in me also doing what I can for your group as well.

I have negotiated a payment arrangement with the Butt Kissers that they found fair, and I would offer my services as a spokesman for your group on a similar basis. Because time to time I find myself in opposition to certain people that truly need their butts kicked, I would perform my services for a running account whereby some of your more volatile members would verbally abuse people on my behalf.

Sincerely Yours
NGC2736
Dewey, Cheatum,&Howe Law Firm
123 Sparring Road
Lottalumps, Oklahoma 999-555-FIST

this how much of an anti butt kisser i am.

Count me in.

I really have no use for BTS, yet, I couldn't let this opportunity pass me by mwahahaha



AAKU!


Jasn

I shall pick up the banner and place the thread where it should be....above the butt kissers.....I cant believe that we dont have more here....Or has there been a strategy change that I dont know about???

reply to post by six


i might aswell post here and show that we
anti but kissers are still here and to ensure this stays
where it should do at the top

Long Live Anti-Butt Kissers! I see the membership is up since I last posted here WH00T!

The tin man has returned...Now we shall rally the troops, fly the flag high and proudly proclaim "We Aint Kissin No Butt!!!".....lol

Wow we are three pages behind those hinney kissers! Come on people lets get a posting!

reply to post by tetsujin420

It matter not the amount...It is the quality that counts...No groveling or sniveling here...nope...no sir...no way...prostrating yourself to those in power....lets all be lemmings...geezzzz....lol

Well, I hesitated to join this tribe because to be truthful, in moments of weakness while drunk, I haved kissed the occasional butt of the female flavor.

I swear that as long as I am a member in good standing; I will never kiss anyone's butt ever, ever again.

are we going to get Tshirts and funny hats like the Shriners?

Let's have a convention and chase each other around the hotel lobby.

[edit on 28-11-2007 by whaaa]

reply to post by whaaa


I do have cousin who's a bail bondsman. I've got a feeling you may need his services.

Seriously, you guys need to get the ball rolling. I'm talking to you not as your lawyer, which by the way, you've not yet contractually ratified, but as a concerned citizen. This is about the most unorganized group I have seen since Mother Against Student Drivers.

You need to recruit some more people. Adopt a slogan. Elect officers. Schedule a car wash. Something.

reply to post by NGC2736

alright then. i'm putting all you guys on my friends list.. unless of course i don't like you. this is not a gesture of arse kissing but of keeping tabs on you all to make sure you don't consort with the enemy.





[edit on 29-11-2007 by riley]

I'm in, I kissed a cows arse once and it wasn't pleasant,

Scarred me for life, I will treat this thread as therapy for the awful memories that I'm trying to forget, oh the mooing, the MOOING!

reply to post by NGC2736


Agreed...I would like to nominate Beachcoma to the position of Pres. It takes a manley man to have a laughing seal as a avatar.

reply to post by six


I nominate Jasn! Only a man who can put Sephy in his sig has my vote!

[edit on 29-11-2007 by tetsujin420]

We can't have no stinkin president!!

Somebody will kiss his butt just because he is a power figure.

We need a WAR COUNCIL and if we see the slightest pucker....God help the Mother Pucker.

reply to post by whaaa


Waa brings up a good point, we need a council of sorts. I open the floor for any nominations!

3 things I will never do.

1) Kiss Arse
2) Get down and Kiss Arse
3) Pucker up and Kiss Arse

I'm in. There can really be no one in charge though, because as soon as someone has any type of authority than an arse will need to be kissed, and thats goes against everything we stand for.

We'll still play nice though