Anti-Butt Kissers Unite!

I saw the butt kissers thread and thought us anti-butt kissers should have our own thread.

Joining the Anti-Butt Kisser association does NOT mean that you hate ATS or ATS mods. It is just a group of individuals that feel that it is not necessary to stroke the ego of anyone including mods or owners. We do not currently have a president or vice-president but elections can be held later if we decide we need leadership. Although I am quite sure the council will decide that we do not need anyone at the top for we can make our own decisions as needed.

Please join me in this anti-butt kissing campain. Thank you.

reply to post by stellawayten



im in and move the motion of being president of this great group
we do need more people though
since the ass kissers have more

The only butt I kiss is my own, and the only ego I stroke is my own. Count me in, as long as I can continue to kiss my own behind.

I suppose you can count me in. I believe in giving compliments where compliments are due, not in sticking my tongue in the butt-hole of someone else because they are of a higher standing.

Originally posted by bodrul
we do need more people though

That's gonna be tough. I think a lot of people are afraid of being smitten by the Almighty Mods and their Banning Rods. Guys, relax! Save one or two mods (I'm not naming names here...) I believe most of them are pretty reasonable. That's not a butt-kiss, that's a fact.

reply to post by stellawayten


Even the emoticons are made for.. "the man":



vive la revolutione`.




[edit on 13-11-2007 by riley]

come on lurkers... join us in our crusade. We know you are out there. Do not be afraid.

reply to post by stellawayten


we are growing slowly
4 of us already

Power to the people

reply to post by tetsujin420


sure, Kiss your But as much as you want
but how do you do it without breaking your spine?

reply to post by bodrul


We give it flying kisses! Mmmmuah! Mmmmmuah!

Isn't having agroup of anti butt kissers a little oxymoronic!

Well in any case: you can all kiss my perfectly shaped hard peaches!

Butt kissers and anti butt kissers alike.

Come on pucker up!!

MonKey

when I get around to it... i will post some emoticons of our own... BUT someone else has to do something useful with them... for I am too lazy.

Are there dues???? What about meetings??? Do we have to sell cookies?

reply to post by ChiKeyMonKey


But kissers will kiss your cheaks happyily
Anti But kissers will give you a right boot to your cheacks ensuring that you cant sit down for months

Theme song??? Secret hand shake????? Hidden agenda to secretly take over the world using a light bulb, six tooth picks and a can of motor oil???

Originally posted by bodrul
reply to post by ChiKeyMonKey

 

But kissers will kiss your cheaks happyily
Anti But kissers will give you a right boot to your cheacks ensuring that you cant sit down for months

I was a little concerned about my cheacks, because I didn't know what they were.

So I googled: cheacks.

Don't worry Borul you will happily notice that you aren't the only one out there that can't spell!

That's how not to kiss butt - right there - oh yeah - get down!!

MonKey

reply to post by ChiKeyMonKey


I googled up cheacks and found that it can still apply in the context of what bodrul just said. Cheack it out:

cheacks.com...

In the interest of neutrality, I am not going to join this group, or the butt kissers. I will only swear to follow all rules as posted in the terms and conditions.

Man, neutrality is the true way to go!!!! That way you never feel left out.

might as well sign me up...
i say what needs to be said and kisseth nobody's grape.

I'm in. I like the mods and admins, but they're people just like us, not perfect-not godly.

-oppdis

reply to post by stellawayten



Not to be an informer or anything...


...but aren't you a member of the butt kissers already? Can we say double agent? Hmmmmmm????