Here's one: I can't make love to a woman with a german shepherd in the room, it's awkward for him. - 1990 movie
same movie: I got a bullet in my head and I never felt better!
same movie: Mama, you hired drug addicts?
same movie: He looked like Abe Lincoln coming up to bat.
same movie: Is that legal? ya know, having sex with a kangaroo?
Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put
this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with
you...
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the
Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."