"And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God
in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to
win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the
money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
"
You're not looking me in the eye when you're speaking to me. You see, I know how to look at people without blinking as well. In all my
god-forsaken life I have never known what it was like to want to kill somebody until now. You're a brave man, Joe. A brave man.
"Men of the valley, citizen-soldiers: I am here at the order of General Robert E. Lee, commandin' all Virginia forces. On April 15th of this year
of our Lord, 1861, Simon Cameron, the Secretary of War of the United States sent a telegram to our Governor, John Letcher, directing him to raise
three regiments of infantry to be sent to assist in suppressin' the southern confederacy. Governor Letcher's answer is well-known to you, but
perhaps not his words.
His wire to Washington stated, "You have chosen to inaugurate civil war. And, having done so, we will meet you in a spirit as determined as the
Lincoln Administration has exhibited toward the South."
Two days later, the Virginia legislature voted for secession.
Just as we would not send any of our soldiers to march in other states and tyrannize other people, so will we never allow the armies of others to
march into our State and tyrannize our people.
Like many of you -- indeed, most of you -- I've always been a Union man. It is not with joy or with a light heart that many of us have welcomed
secession. Had our neighbors to the North practiced a less bellicose form of persuasion, perhaps this day might not have come. BUT that day has been
thrust upon us like it was THRUST upon our ancestors.
The Lincoln Administration required us to raise three regiments.
"I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults. We've both seen our share of pornographic
materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the
school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye."
"No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of sh*t out the
window."