posted on Oct, 12 2007 @ 12:00 AM
Nameless Americans
Once, the people now known as 'African-American' were politely known as Negroes.
For reasons we don't really have to go into here and don't make sense anyway, some white folk hated and despised Negroes. They called them by
another name -- a corruption of the word 'negro' that gets you into big trouble nowadays if you so much as think it, let alone utter it out loud.
By association with that horrible word, the name Negro began to sound insulting and demeaning. So nice people, especially nice Negro people, began
using the euphemism 'Coloured' (as in National Association for the Advancement of Coloured People, NAACP) instead.
But after some time, the term Coloured began to sound patronizing and negative. Some Coloured people, especially the really angry ones, threw off what
they called 'Whitey's labels' and proudly began calling themselves Black. And that is what a lot of Black people, especially Black people outside
America, still call themselves.
But again, after some time, that word started to sound just as negative and patronizing as Coloured. This was especially so in America, where some
Black people still feel put down by white people. So Black people in America started calling themselves 'African American' -- even though most of
them have just as many non-African ancestors as Mitt Romney does, even though Mitt Romney himself has hundreds if not thousands of African ancestors,
even though all Americans are in truth African-Americans because we are all Africans. The human race is of African origin.
But fear not. The term 'African-American' will eventually, in its turn, become tainted by association with the putatively oppressed and despised
minority it represents. Black media radicals will denounce it. Leftish liberals will take up the cudgels. People like me will post messages on the
internet explaining how the term is nonsense because, at the end of the day, everyone's an African anyway.
In this way, and not before time, the term 'African-American' will be moved from the hopper marked 'politically correct' into the one marked
'derogatory and racist'. Its place in the PC lexicon will be taken by a fresh, new, as-yet-unsullied term. Which, in due course, will grow tainted
by association and have to be replaced by yet another.
The problem -- that one group of Americans feels oppressed and despised by another -- will remain. And as long as that persists, a certain
'ethnic group', despite its immense contribution to American history and society, will never be able to find itself a name that sticks.
[edit on 12-10-2007 by Astyanax]