Proof that Christianity's a false religion

Text I love Christians. They are the one people who make me feel better about myself. True their religion is an assload of bull-jive but they are pretty funny.
Over the years i have been searching for the Right religion and over the years i have found none which truly expresses the heart of humanity.
The problem with Christ and Moses is that they consider the Humans MORE than just animals. For that is what we are. At the base of all our logic and rational thinking we are just animals.
The proof of this is, no matter how smart you are (concerning men) you will always get really horny. As foolish as that sounds it is true. I am sure Einstein fooled around a few times or jerked his jerky a while before coming up with his theory of relativity.
This is because we are animals. We eat, sleep, fight, fornucate, think, and respond like animals.
It doesn't matter if Jesus said this or that, or even if he existed which i strongly doubt considering the evidence (or should we say lack of evidence) for him. The fact is he thinks the humans are better than any other animal, even the ones he hadn't even known existed.
Jesus is stupid, Moses was a sinner and the rest were microscopic organism that do not matter at all.
IF only we could break the bonds of these religions and go back to the animalistic way of thinking: eat, sleep, survive, reproduce