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Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!
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OK, Springer...but if I told ya I was NSA, I'd have to kill ya...you know the rules!
[edit on 4-9-2007 by JohnnyCanuck]
[edit on 4-9-2007 by JohnnyCanuck]
Dave:
"Don't tell Johnny, but I just took a wizz in his coffee."
Peace
[edit on 4-9-2007 by Dr Love]
"So I get a call from Dan Marino asking me if I want to buy Nutri-System."
"Ok Springer...I'm not so nervous about this UFO stuff anymore. It turns out that ATS fan was actually offering me an Alien ROBE."
"No, No, No,...Just hear me out! I'm thinking this soul collecter thing, you know, on the moon, it's starting to make sense, is all I'm sayin!"
"so out of all the entries so far i think we should give it to ghostryder21's entry about the secret jujitsu technique, you know the one where i go
like this....ah crap i did it again. you ok man?
Just a note guys and this isn't aimed at anyone in particular, this is all for fun BUT the T&C still applies. Humor is good but let's not cross the
line please.
Dave: " I was just poking your eyes to see if they would change!"
Springer: " Ouch!! I'm not a reptilian! How many times do I have to tell ya!"
Dave: " Uhh...Three..."
[edit on 4-9-2007 by iggster]
[edit on 4-9-2007 by iggster]
Springer: " Ouch!! I'm not a reptilian! How many times do I have to tell ya!"
Dave: " Uhh...Three..."
[edit on 4-9-2007 by iggster]
[edit on 4-9-2007 by iggster]
Dave: " Three times today?"
Springer: " Yeah. Three times I have been introduced as Jerry Springer! How humiliating...."
Springer: " Yeah. Three times I have been introduced as Jerry Springer! How humiliating...."
"Stick with me Mark....
I'll make you famous!!!!"
[edit on 2007/9/4 by JacKatMtn]
Dave- "Bro I know your homesick.
Just click your heels together and repeat 3 times.....
There's no place like home."
Just click your heels together and repeat 3 times.....
There's no place like home."
Caption:
"So listen, I've got two senoritas waiting for us at the bar..."
"Hey, do you have two quarters for this claw game they got over here? There's a gold watch in there with my name all over it."
"It was press two for Kerry right?"
"So listen, I've got two senoritas waiting for us at the bar..."
"Hey, do you have two quarters for this claw game they got over here? There's a gold watch in there with my name all over it."
"It was press two for Kerry right?"
"Mark, the misses tells me that I'm spending more time on ATS than with her."
"So what are you going to do about it, Dave?"
"Well, I suggested 'Family ATS Time', and that's when she threw the divorce papers on my keyboard."
[edit on 9/5/2007 by pjslug]
Scisscors! Cool! I win again!
[edit on 5-9-2007 by JimmyBlonde]
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