Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

DAVE: WHEN SHE SAID "IT'S BRITNEY BITCH.....GIMMME MORE" I ASSUMED 3 WOULD BE ENOUGH.......

I got rid of the VW, and got us Roomy Caddy with a sixpack in the trunk.. Just shapeshift into that Alien Nordic blonde Babe again, and I promise I'll make it work this time. Just give me a chance !

" I pull out the threefinger gun ,
and everyone at the bar started throwing their wallets at me!"


[edit on 9/2/2007 by Ex]

Bush what??????? and Cheney's hand was where???????????

"I see you've been using Head & Shoulders. Your scalp is so shiny and flake free!
But your fly's open."

[edit on 9/3/2007 by pjslug]

Dave: I'm telling you I got some prime beach front property in Anarctica with your name on it Springer, for only a few million it could be yours.

I thought she said "Just kiss me, you fool!",

but she actually said "Don't piss in our pool!"

[edit on 9/3/2007 by Hal9000]

Originally posted by pjslug
What's with all the gay and sexual innuendos? You've written quite a few of them. Somehow, I don't think making fun of the mods or owners is going to win you the bonus points.

Not making fun - was in good fun. No malice was intended. No mods or owners were hurt during the making of this caption thread. Perhaps I went a bit far and have received a warning (if that makes you feel a bit better) - but again all in jest and good faith. I have a good sense of humour and perhaps exercised it a little beyond the acceptable limits and I hope nothing was taken personally. Like the one posted about the Catholic Church booth. I am Catholic and sometimes it is good to have a laugh regardless. No harm intended.

I ask the Dave and Springer to forgive my sense of humour and take it in good faith.

[edit on 3/9/2007 by shearder]

Dave: Ok the shearder guy is really cool and I like him. He posted something naughty and we should forgive him. He is in South Africa and after being chased by lions for the 5th time was too exhausted to think clearly.What do you think we should do?
Springer: I tell you what, he is so darn hilarious let's forgive him AND give him the winning points AND make him a subject matter expert on humour.
Dave: This is the third time you have spoken about shearder and the third time i am agreeing with you
Springer: Let's give him a steak and a potato as well!

Go on Springer, Pull my finger !!

DR:"Yeah, I'm telling you. John Lear is professing that there is a submarine bay under the Nevada desert."

Dave: " The rogaine looks like it is working. you are only on your third application and your bald spot is completely gone!"

Springer: "I cheated. I used the hair in a can spray....."

Dave: "For the third time....It was a Whoopie Cushion! I did not pass gas during Leer's speech!!!!"

Dave: I think your gonna need to start paying me and Johnny in cash, Springer. The manager of my local grocery store has had it up to here with me paying for food with ATS points.

Dave: "I'm telling ya! It's not a conspiracy! Three lefts DO make a right!"

Springer:"You have been reading too many posts lately!"

[edit on 3-9-2007 by iggster]

Dave: If I were you I'd stay out of the mens room for at least an hour.

Dave:"I'm tellin ya...I've been mistaken 3 times as Tom Cruise!"

Springer:"Yeah....right. So who does that make me? Katie Holmes? Did you tell them this wasn't a Scientology Convention?"

[edit on 3-9-2007 by iggster]

[edit on 3-9-2007 by iggster]

So I'm going at it with my girlfriend last night when her foot rips off and she goes flying out the window and lands into the pool filled with UFO nuts. Tell me Springer, do you think I am over-inflating her? I mean, that's twice this week.

I took your advice and stuffed a couple of socks in my pants, but still didn't pick up any chicks at the bar last night. I wished you would have mentioned to put them in the "front".