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Originally posted by marg6043
It was a time in our history when toilet paper was a thing of the future...
Originally posted by Dr Love
One square of freakin' toilet paper!!!!!! What the hell does this whacko eat? Does she ever eat Mexican food? You know, I made a thread sometime back about how much Sheryl Crow's music sucks, man, she just sucks period! Take your juvenile lyrics writin' no talent having one square toilet paper wiping arse and just go way you freak!!
Peace
Originally posted by Ahabstar
I don't know for sure but I think she was talking about using one square when you do number 1 and the 3 squares during certain times a female has. As tapping and shaking are definately male habits. I will throw out the guess that she was talking more to women than men and her suggestion had little to do with bum wiping.
Originally posted by lw2525
This brings to mind an epic poem:
In days of old, when knights were bold
And toilets not invented
They left their load upon the road
And walked away contented
Originally posted by Dr Love
Sheryl Crow wants me to wipe my butt with one, count 'em, ONE square of toilet paper!
Originally posted by marg6043
Actually Apex, I was only 6 years old when my parents moved to a home with plumbing system . . .
I am not that old, but our island was not soo modernized when I was growing up in the 60s . . .
We had out houses and the plumbing was actually like you said "outside" and running down alongside the walkeways.
Also kotex and modess was a luxury and the women that could not afford it had to use rags and wash them after use.
Yes . . . life was easier and more . . . in touch with nature . . .
[edit on 23-4-2007 by marg6043]